Post by The Decapitators on Feb 4, 2006 18:35:27 GMT -5
Al Thoes waits facing the swinging doorway as he waits for any sign of The Decapitators. Phil, the decapitator's friend and cameraman seems to be taking the night off and giving his duties to Thoes' partner Bobby O'Brady.
Al Thoes: Tis been about three hours since we've entered this fine establishment. (sounds of a man spitting). And still no signs of Axe or Diamond. We're starting to get a little worried now. If ye don't show up soon then ye be forfeiting our challenge, eh?
Bobby O'Brady (wobbling the camera): it seems to us that the fighting, drinking, wrestling toughens haven't been the same since we've entered the picture.
A brilliant violet light shines through the swaying doorway as Axe, followed by Diamond, push through and stand triumphant holding their trusty bottle of tequila.
Axe: Hold that thought O'Brady Bunch.
Diamond: We just had to stop at the liquor store.
Axe: The first one to give up losses!
Thoes (standing up): It be a wee cold day in hell when a Celtic Assassin gives up to a Decapitator!
Axe: This ends NOW!!
[Mortal Kombat theme]
Diamond & O'Brady: BEGIN!!
Fade to black...
Al Thoes: Tis been about three hours since we've entered this fine establishment. (sounds of a man spitting). And still no signs of Axe or Diamond. We're starting to get a little worried now. If ye don't show up soon then ye be forfeiting our challenge, eh?
Bobby O'Brady (wobbling the camera): it seems to us that the fighting, drinking, wrestling toughens haven't been the same since we've entered the picture.
A brilliant violet light shines through the swaying doorway as Axe, followed by Diamond, push through and stand triumphant holding their trusty bottle of tequila.
Axe: Hold that thought O'Brady Bunch.
Diamond: We just had to stop at the liquor store.
Axe: The first one to give up losses!
Thoes (standing up): It be a wee cold day in hell when a Celtic Assassin gives up to a Decapitator!
Axe: This ends NOW!!
[Mortal Kombat theme]
Diamond & O'Brady: BEGIN!!
Fade to black...