Post by The Decapitators on Feb 4, 2006 17:08:23 GMT -5
Axe and Diamond each sit on a horse in a Merry-go-round. The Carnival ride starts up as both Decapitators look oddly out of place.
Diamond: Weeeeeeee!!!!
Axe: Giddy up!
Diamond: This is better than defeating Storm!
Axe: Nothings better than a Merry-go-round!
Diamond: What a Merry-go-round...with beer!
Diamond pulls out a giant bottle of vodka and two shot glasses. One shot Glass is labeled "Axe" while the other one is labeled "Diamond". Diamond hand's Axe his glass and pours him a shot.
Axe: This is the best break-in to the Exhibition grounds ever!
Diamond: Well, except for that time we found that flyer for NAPW on the ground.
Axe: I'd have to say, being in the NAPW is a lot funner than being crazy mad scientist/astronauts/janitors.
Diamond: Back then we had to work three jobs.
Axe: Now we have to work four!!
Diamond: And this MNF we're going to combine all our favorite skills.
Axe: Number one, Drinking
Diamond: Number two, Wrestling
Axe: And last but not least, Beating up famous people!
Diamond: How are we going to do that?
Axe: Didn't you see the video?
Diamond: I don't like where this is heading...
We cut to Axe and Diamond sitting on a couch watching a television. Most of the sounds from the television are moaning and groaning. Diamond seems a bit disgusted while Axe seems to be enjoying his brother's misery.
Diamond: Dude, this is the worst porno ever!
Axe: Yeah, its called, "Celtics Gone Wild". Its an hour and a half of the best woman have to offer...Al Thoes is hosting.
Diamond shudders.
Diamond: Man he'll do anything drunk won't he?
Axe: Exactly.
Diamond: We should challenge him to a drinking contest, just for kicks.
Axe:Just wait for the special features...
Cut to Axe and Diamond both still are on the couch. Axe has a large bag of potato chips while Diamond is laughing hysterically.
Diamond: Oh, Sh*t. That was the most amusing promo I've ever seen. He actually challenged The Decapitators to a drinking contest?
Axe: What to you say?
Diamond: Say? I say yes....but not for MNF. We just came from a Bar-Room Brawl. I say at MNF we battle like men, two-on-two nothing special. But if we HAPPEN to see them BEFORE MNF at there favorite bar...its fair game....
Fade to black...
Diamond: Weeeeeeee!!!!
Axe: Giddy up!
Diamond: This is better than defeating Storm!
Axe: Nothings better than a Merry-go-round!
Diamond: What a Merry-go-round...with beer!
Diamond pulls out a giant bottle of vodka and two shot glasses. One shot Glass is labeled "Axe" while the other one is labeled "Diamond". Diamond hand's Axe his glass and pours him a shot.
Axe: This is the best break-in to the Exhibition grounds ever!
Diamond: Well, except for that time we found that flyer for NAPW on the ground.
Axe: I'd have to say, being in the NAPW is a lot funner than being crazy mad scientist/astronauts/janitors.
Diamond: Back then we had to work three jobs.
Axe: Now we have to work four!!
Diamond: And this MNF we're going to combine all our favorite skills.
Axe: Number one, Drinking
Diamond: Number two, Wrestling
Axe: And last but not least, Beating up famous people!
Diamond: How are we going to do that?
Axe: Didn't you see the video?
Diamond: I don't like where this is heading...
We cut to Axe and Diamond sitting on a couch watching a television. Most of the sounds from the television are moaning and groaning. Diamond seems a bit disgusted while Axe seems to be enjoying his brother's misery.
Diamond: Dude, this is the worst porno ever!
Axe: Yeah, its called, "Celtics Gone Wild". Its an hour and a half of the best woman have to offer...Al Thoes is hosting.
Diamond shudders.
Diamond: Man he'll do anything drunk won't he?
Axe: Exactly.
Diamond: We should challenge him to a drinking contest, just for kicks.
Axe:Just wait for the special features...
Cut to Axe and Diamond both still are on the couch. Axe has a large bag of potato chips while Diamond is laughing hysterically.
Diamond: Oh, Sh*t. That was the most amusing promo I've ever seen. He actually challenged The Decapitators to a drinking contest?
Axe: What to you say?
Diamond: Say? I say yes....but not for MNF. We just came from a Bar-Room Brawl. I say at MNF we battle like men, two-on-two nothing special. But if we HAPPEN to see them BEFORE MNF at there favorite bar...its fair game....
Fade to black...