Post by Celtic Assassins on Feb 3, 2006 20:33:43 GMT -5
"The Irish Adonis" Bobby O'Brady. Somewhat beaten up. He talks to the camera.
O'Brady: Needless to say, our first match did not end the way we wanted. We'd like to congratulate the Doomriders, and we hope that there is no ill will remaining. Al Thoes and I look forward to any new challenges that the NAPW will send our way...
Thoes: (off camera) Bloody Hell, the Decapitators!
"The Scottish Wrecking Machine" Al Thoes enters the frame.
Thoes: We have a match Monday night with Axe and Diamond. The Decapitators! We have them beat!
O'Brady: They're a fine team...
Thoes: I'm not talking about wrestling! Hey Axe, Diamond, we challenge you to a drinking contest! You boys think you can pack it away? Well, you've never tried to out-drink a Scotsman!
O'Brady: You're just perpetuating ethnic stereotypes.
Thoes: Not so. As a Scotsman, I feel proud and comfortable enough with my heritage to poke fun at it.
O'Brady: That's fair.
Thoes: Thank you.
O'Brady: BUT ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BLEEDIN' MIND!
Thoes: Why so hostile?
O'Brady: I've seen you drunk! You remember what happened the last time you drank too much?
Cut to a tape of Al Thoes.
Thoes: We challenge the Doomriders to a street fight!
Cut back to the present.
Thoes: At least they didn't give us the stipulation.
O'Brady: Okay. But how about when...
Cut to a tape. Al Thoes slaps Ravager. Ravager beats the crap out of him.
Cut back to the present.
Thoes: I'm pretty sure that was you.
O'Brady: Was it?
Cut to the tape. O'Brady slaps Ravager. Ravager beats the crap out of him.
Cut back to the present.
O'Brady: Oh right.... But that doesn't excuse what you'll do tomorrow.
Thoes, riding a bomb that is plummeting to earth. He waves a cowboy hat in the air and whoops with joy. Cut to numerous shots of Mushroom clouds.
Cut back to the present.
Thoes: How did you do that?
O'Brady: I don't know. I do know that you will get an offer to go to North Korea tomorrow. Do not take it.
Thoes: Done.
O'Brady: But you see, you can't be trusted when you drink. That's why I think you should abandon this drinking challenge.
Thoes: You're right Bobby. Come on, let's go grab something to eat!
O'Brady smiles, then exits. Thoes stays behind. He pulls a flask out of his jacket.
Thoes: He always knows the right thing to say.
Thoes takes a long drink from his flask. A NAPW Intern enters.
Intern: Mr. Thoes, we have those flyers posted of your drinking contest challenge to the Decapitators.
Thoes: Did you post them everywhere?
Intern: Any place that serves alcohol.
Thoes: Perfect.
Intern: Oh, and you also have an offer to do a match in North Korea next month.
Thoes: North Korea? I've never been there! Sure, why not?
Cut to shots of mushroom clouds.
Fade to black.
Ravager used with permission.
O'Brady: Needless to say, our first match did not end the way we wanted. We'd like to congratulate the Doomriders, and we hope that there is no ill will remaining. Al Thoes and I look forward to any new challenges that the NAPW will send our way...
Thoes: (off camera) Bloody Hell, the Decapitators!
"The Scottish Wrecking Machine" Al Thoes enters the frame.
Thoes: We have a match Monday night with Axe and Diamond. The Decapitators! We have them beat!
O'Brady: They're a fine team...
Thoes: I'm not talking about wrestling! Hey Axe, Diamond, we challenge you to a drinking contest! You boys think you can pack it away? Well, you've never tried to out-drink a Scotsman!
O'Brady: You're just perpetuating ethnic stereotypes.
Thoes: Not so. As a Scotsman, I feel proud and comfortable enough with my heritage to poke fun at it.
O'Brady: That's fair.
Thoes: Thank you.
O'Brady: BUT ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BLEEDIN' MIND!
Thoes: Why so hostile?
O'Brady: I've seen you drunk! You remember what happened the last time you drank too much?
Cut to a tape of Al Thoes.
Thoes: We challenge the Doomriders to a street fight!
Cut back to the present.
Thoes: At least they didn't give us the stipulation.
O'Brady: Okay. But how about when...
Cut to a tape. Al Thoes slaps Ravager. Ravager beats the crap out of him.
Cut back to the present.
Thoes: I'm pretty sure that was you.
O'Brady: Was it?
Cut to the tape. O'Brady slaps Ravager. Ravager beats the crap out of him.
Cut back to the present.
O'Brady: Oh right.... But that doesn't excuse what you'll do tomorrow.
Thoes, riding a bomb that is plummeting to earth. He waves a cowboy hat in the air and whoops with joy. Cut to numerous shots of Mushroom clouds.
Cut back to the present.
Thoes: How did you do that?
O'Brady: I don't know. I do know that you will get an offer to go to North Korea tomorrow. Do not take it.
Thoes: Done.
O'Brady: But you see, you can't be trusted when you drink. That's why I think you should abandon this drinking challenge.
Thoes: You're right Bobby. Come on, let's go grab something to eat!
O'Brady smiles, then exits. Thoes stays behind. He pulls a flask out of his jacket.
Thoes: He always knows the right thing to say.
Thoes takes a long drink from his flask. A NAPW Intern enters.
Intern: Mr. Thoes, we have those flyers posted of your drinking contest challenge to the Decapitators.
Thoes: Did you post them everywhere?
Intern: Any place that serves alcohol.
Thoes: Perfect.
Intern: Oh, and you also have an offer to do a match in North Korea next month.
Thoes: North Korea? I've never been there! Sure, why not?
Cut to shots of mushroom clouds.
Fade to black.
Ravager used with permission.