Post by Ravager on Feb 2, 2006 17:10:49 GMT -5
West Edmonton Mall. We are outside the Guess store. Stylin' Kyle Roberts stands outside. He smirks as he goes to enter, until he hears someone clear his throat behind him. He turns around to see Ravager.
Ravager: Hey Kyle. That a new jacket?
Roberts: My old one was kind of ruined. Don't you have better things to do?
Ravager: Says the man who's stalking his opponent's manager. Don't you have a girlfriend at home?
Roberts: Run along Bob. I'm not here to see Tiffany.
Ravager: Then why are you here?
Pause
Roberts: Thought I'd catch a movie.
Ravager: Me too. Which one?
Pause
Roberts: Brokeback Mountain.
Ravager: ... What a coincidence. That's what I was going to see.
Roberts: That is a coincidence.
Both men glare at each other.
Roberts: Well. Since we're both going to the same movie,...
Ravager: We'd better hurry if we want to get good seats.
Roberts: Yes.
They head off towards the theatre, each man keeping a wary eye on the other.
Cut to Silver City. Ravager has bought tickets.
Ravager: We have two hours before the movie starts.
Roberts: I'll meet you back here...
Ravager: That's okay. we'll grab something to eat.
Angry glares from both men.
Cut to Boston Pizza. They glare at each other as they share a pizza.
Cut to Chapters. Roberts tries to sneak out. Ravager appears at his side. He sheepishly heads over to the magazines. Ravager keeps a lookout from the front displays.
Cut to the mens room. We can see Roberts and Ravager's legs under two different stall doors.
Ravager: I hope that camera guy isn't filming this.
Roberts: There's a camera guy?
Cut to outside HMV. Ravager and Roberts are posing for pictures with Japanese tourists. Between snapshots they continue to glare at each other.
Cut back to Silver City. They are in the arcade playing the Royal Rumble game. More glaring between the two men, but they mostly focus on the task ahead of them.
Cut to inside the theatre. They have taken seats in the front row. They have popcorn and pop.
Roberts: (barely hiding his venom) Well. This should be good.
Ravager: (not backing down) I've heard nothing but good things about this film.
Roberts: Then we'll enjoy this.
Ravager: Indeed.
Roberts: A good time had by all.
Ravager: Can't wait.
The lights go down. Movie starts.
Cut to later. They're still watching the movie..
Roberts: (in genuine awe) Heath Ledger just commands the screen.
Ravager: (the same) It's like he's not even acting.
Cut to later. Still watching.
Ravager (standing): NO! If you have any feelings for her you'll tell her the truth!
Roberts: Ravager, sit down.
Cut to outside the theatre. Roberts and Ravager are putting the boots to a young man in his twenties.
Roberts: How ya like that, bitch!
Ravager: Still think it was important to take that call on your cell?
Cut to the theatre. The movie ends.
Roberts: Huh.
Ravager: Wow.
Pause
Ravager: We never speak of this to anyone.
Roberts: Agreed.
Cut to the Guess. Ravager is walking with Roberts.
Roberts: Ravager.
Ravager: Roberts.
Awkward Pause. Roberts walks away. Ravager stays to make sure he's gone, then he leaves.
Pause
Roberts runs back into frame, and immediately goes into Guess.
Roberts: Hey ladies, miss me?
Women's screams are heard.Ravager runs into the store. He and Roberts both burst out of the store, grappling with each other. They wind up next to the fountains.
Cut to a police holding cell. Ravager and Roberts are there. Soaking wet.
Ravager: Good movie.
Roberts: I was just thinking that.
Fade to black
Stylin' Kyle Roberts used with permission.
For the record, I have not seen Brokeback Mountain, but everyone tells me it's fantastic. Personally, I think The Rock got jobbed for Doom. I guess that's why I don't make movies.
Ravager: Hey Kyle. That a new jacket?
Roberts: My old one was kind of ruined. Don't you have better things to do?
Ravager: Says the man who's stalking his opponent's manager. Don't you have a girlfriend at home?
Roberts: Run along Bob. I'm not here to see Tiffany.
Ravager: Then why are you here?
Pause
Roberts: Thought I'd catch a movie.
Ravager: Me too. Which one?
Pause
Roberts: Brokeback Mountain.
Ravager: ... What a coincidence. That's what I was going to see.
Roberts: That is a coincidence.
Both men glare at each other.
Roberts: Well. Since we're both going to the same movie,...
Ravager: We'd better hurry if we want to get good seats.
Roberts: Yes.
They head off towards the theatre, each man keeping a wary eye on the other.
Cut to Silver City. Ravager has bought tickets.
Ravager: We have two hours before the movie starts.
Roberts: I'll meet you back here...
Ravager: That's okay. we'll grab something to eat.
Angry glares from both men.
Cut to Boston Pizza. They glare at each other as they share a pizza.
Cut to Chapters. Roberts tries to sneak out. Ravager appears at his side. He sheepishly heads over to the magazines. Ravager keeps a lookout from the front displays.
Cut to the mens room. We can see Roberts and Ravager's legs under two different stall doors.
Ravager: I hope that camera guy isn't filming this.
Roberts: There's a camera guy?
Cut to outside HMV. Ravager and Roberts are posing for pictures with Japanese tourists. Between snapshots they continue to glare at each other.
Cut back to Silver City. They are in the arcade playing the Royal Rumble game. More glaring between the two men, but they mostly focus on the task ahead of them.
Cut to inside the theatre. They have taken seats in the front row. They have popcorn and pop.
Roberts: (barely hiding his venom) Well. This should be good.
Ravager: (not backing down) I've heard nothing but good things about this film.
Roberts: Then we'll enjoy this.
Ravager: Indeed.
Roberts: A good time had by all.
Ravager: Can't wait.
The lights go down. Movie starts.
Cut to later. They're still watching the movie..
Roberts: (in genuine awe) Heath Ledger just commands the screen.
Ravager: (the same) It's like he's not even acting.
Cut to later. Still watching.
Ravager (standing): NO! If you have any feelings for her you'll tell her the truth!
Roberts: Ravager, sit down.
Cut to outside the theatre. Roberts and Ravager are putting the boots to a young man in his twenties.
Roberts: How ya like that, bitch!
Ravager: Still think it was important to take that call on your cell?
Cut to the theatre. The movie ends.
Roberts: Huh.
Ravager: Wow.
Pause
Ravager: We never speak of this to anyone.
Roberts: Agreed.
Cut to the Guess. Ravager is walking with Roberts.
Roberts: Ravager.
Ravager: Roberts.
Awkward Pause. Roberts walks away. Ravager stays to make sure he's gone, then he leaves.
Pause
Roberts runs back into frame, and immediately goes into Guess.
Roberts: Hey ladies, miss me?
Women's screams are heard.Ravager runs into the store. He and Roberts both burst out of the store, grappling with each other. They wind up next to the fountains.
Cut to a police holding cell. Ravager and Roberts are there. Soaking wet.
Ravager: Good movie.
Roberts: I was just thinking that.
Fade to black
Stylin' Kyle Roberts used with permission.
For the record, I have not seen Brokeback Mountain, but everyone tells me it's fantastic. Personally, I think The Rock got jobbed for Doom. I guess that's why I don't make movies.