Post by "The Moose" Mark Millar on Jan 31, 2006 11:32:24 GMT -5
[At the NAPW interview room, Josh Reynolds stands next to none other than Edmonton's own "THE MOOSE" MARK MILLAR. Big ol' beard, Oilers cap, jean jacket and worn blue jeans. The Moose = roughneck. 54321...on air.]
JOSH REYNOLDS: NAPW fans, I am standing here next to a man who made a successful return just last night... I can only be talking about one Mark Millar, but you know him as The Moose! Moose, how's it feel to be back in NAPW rings, with a victory last night over Maniac and the man who beat you on NAPW's very first show, Ravager?
THE MOOSE: Hell man, it feels pretty damn good. Throwin' Ravager around with the ROUGHNECK, and tossin' that jerk Maniac in th' ring for D! to get a three count on? Well tell you what, Josh, last night all the fans of the NAPW saw me, and I'd be th' Moose, return to the ring with a guy had th' same idea as me. D!, him and me, we did one thing, and that was bring the best damned wrestlin' we could bring, eh? Ya didn't see any chair shots or crappy cheating or three-on-ones, ya saw pure ALBERTA WRESTLIN'! Helluva rush, man. Ya know it.
JOSH REYNOLDS: Certainly the NAPW fans were thrilled to see you back, but Moose, people want to know where you went for almost three months!
[The Moose pauses, looks up at the ceiling for a minute, and than returns to his all smiles look.]
THE MOOSE: Ol' Moose, he had to go remember what he was doin' this for, Josh. I remembered, and I'm back to rock the house. Ya got guys like Maniac goin' around wreckin' it for everybody with their freakin' egos, ya got scorpions like Ravager ... HAW! Ya got fans of those two chumps tryin' to start shit with me and D!... HAW! I don't know what a Ravager t-shirt tastes like but I bet it ain't good! I look around and see too many people who make me want t' change the channel, but I bet, Josh, that they won't be changin' the channel if those guys gettin' their butts kicked by people who don't treat people like crap! Yeah, ole Moose be one of them.
JOSH REYNOLDS: Hard words by The Moose, but speaking of somebody NAPW fans want to see butt-kicked, if you will ... none other than CHRIS CASINO has announced an NAPW Canada Cup Invitational Tournament, with the winner receiving not only the Canada's Cup, but 100,000 dollars of Casino's own money and a title shot against any champion he wants! In fact, the last time I checked, there was one spot left. Moose, what do you think?
THE MOOSE: This tourney gimme a chance to get in the ring and Roughneck Chris Casino all the way back t'Vegas?
JOSH REYNOLDS: I'd imagine there's a good chance you could meet up with Casino in one of the rounds, yes...
THE MOOSE: Well'n SIGN OL' MOOSE UP, eh? Chris Casino, he been tryin' to get at The Moose ever since I stopped his loser buddies in D-X from makin' it three-on-one against D!, you know what? Chris Casino, you want to put a CUP up fer grabs? Fer a chance at givin' ya the thrashin' ya deserve? Hell, I don't need no cup to get that chance, but hey... Josh, you know what I'm thinking? I'm thinkin' EDMONTON: Home of the 2005 Grey Cup Champion EDMONTON ESKIMOS! Soon-to-be home of the 2006 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION Edmonton Oilers! And home of the NAPW CANADA'S CUP CHAMPION... EDMONTON'S OWN... THE MOOSE! MARK MILLAR! Chris Casino and anybody in between me and the Cup... LET'S ROCK!
[Moose roars all hyped up big guy style and walks out the scene, still hooting and hollering. Josh Reynolds nods, big smile, and finishes the scene.]
JOSH REYNOLDS: Edmonton's own The Moose, the final entrant into the Canada Cup Invitational! Also entered, of course, the two men Moose & D! scored a victory against on MNF, Maniac and Ravager... Cameron Scott... Rex Caliber... newcomer Karl Van Helden ... [fade out]
JOSH REYNOLDS: NAPW fans, I am standing here next to a man who made a successful return just last night... I can only be talking about one Mark Millar, but you know him as The Moose! Moose, how's it feel to be back in NAPW rings, with a victory last night over Maniac and the man who beat you on NAPW's very first show, Ravager?
THE MOOSE: Hell man, it feels pretty damn good. Throwin' Ravager around with the ROUGHNECK, and tossin' that jerk Maniac in th' ring for D! to get a three count on? Well tell you what, Josh, last night all the fans of the NAPW saw me, and I'd be th' Moose, return to the ring with a guy had th' same idea as me. D!, him and me, we did one thing, and that was bring the best damned wrestlin' we could bring, eh? Ya didn't see any chair shots or crappy cheating or three-on-ones, ya saw pure ALBERTA WRESTLIN'! Helluva rush, man. Ya know it.
JOSH REYNOLDS: Certainly the NAPW fans were thrilled to see you back, but Moose, people want to know where you went for almost three months!
[The Moose pauses, looks up at the ceiling for a minute, and than returns to his all smiles look.]
THE MOOSE: Ol' Moose, he had to go remember what he was doin' this for, Josh. I remembered, and I'm back to rock the house. Ya got guys like Maniac goin' around wreckin' it for everybody with their freakin' egos, ya got scorpions like Ravager ... HAW! Ya got fans of those two chumps tryin' to start shit with me and D!... HAW! I don't know what a Ravager t-shirt tastes like but I bet it ain't good! I look around and see too many people who make me want t' change the channel, but I bet, Josh, that they won't be changin' the channel if those guys gettin' their butts kicked by people who don't treat people like crap! Yeah, ole Moose be one of them.
JOSH REYNOLDS: Hard words by The Moose, but speaking of somebody NAPW fans want to see butt-kicked, if you will ... none other than CHRIS CASINO has announced an NAPW Canada Cup Invitational Tournament, with the winner receiving not only the Canada's Cup, but 100,000 dollars of Casino's own money and a title shot against any champion he wants! In fact, the last time I checked, there was one spot left. Moose, what do you think?
THE MOOSE: This tourney gimme a chance to get in the ring and Roughneck Chris Casino all the way back t'Vegas?
JOSH REYNOLDS: I'd imagine there's a good chance you could meet up with Casino in one of the rounds, yes...
THE MOOSE: Well'n SIGN OL' MOOSE UP, eh? Chris Casino, he been tryin' to get at The Moose ever since I stopped his loser buddies in D-X from makin' it three-on-one against D!, you know what? Chris Casino, you want to put a CUP up fer grabs? Fer a chance at givin' ya the thrashin' ya deserve? Hell, I don't need no cup to get that chance, but hey... Josh, you know what I'm thinking? I'm thinkin' EDMONTON: Home of the 2005 Grey Cup Champion EDMONTON ESKIMOS! Soon-to-be home of the 2006 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION Edmonton Oilers! And home of the NAPW CANADA'S CUP CHAMPION... EDMONTON'S OWN... THE MOOSE! MARK MILLAR! Chris Casino and anybody in between me and the Cup... LET'S ROCK!
[Moose roars all hyped up big guy style and walks out the scene, still hooting and hollering. Josh Reynolds nods, big smile, and finishes the scene.]
JOSH REYNOLDS: Edmonton's own The Moose, the final entrant into the Canada Cup Invitational! Also entered, of course, the two men Moose & D! scored a victory against on MNF, Maniac and Ravager... Cameron Scott... Rex Caliber... newcomer Karl Van Helden ... [fade out]