Post by Celtic Assassins on Jan 30, 2006 19:05:03 GMT -5
"The Scottish Wrecking Machine" Al Thoes. he is watching the MNF match between the Crimes and The Dudes. He watches as the Doomriders lay out both teams after the match.
Thoes: (laughs) Look at those fools! They're totally ignoring us. Going after the tag champs and two other teams, knowing they have us to face Thursday night! Ha! And look. It takes three men to handcuff Kryenik. What a bleedin' sissy! It would take at least ... four men to hold me down! Well, they've worn themselves out. I'm sure they'll have nothing left for Thursday.
Camera pans over to Bobby O'Brady, who is white as a sheet.
O'Brady: Did Illusion just knock out Static?
Thoes: She's not in our match. I'm sure Wayne Wright will keep her busy. But Deathrow. Kryenik. You will face two of the most hardcore wrestlers ever to grace the NAPW.
O'Brady: What? Wait a minute...
Thoes: Oh sure. This is just a "normal" tag team match. But we all know, there is nothing normal about any of us. And this match, will soon collapse into a sea of barbarity. And we are more than ready.
O'Brady: We are?
Thoes: I got the weapons all ready to go!
Points to the corner, where Thoes has all his "weapons". The inflatable sheep he used in his previous promo, wrapped in barbed wire. A whiffle bat, wrapped in barbed wire. And possibly most dangerous, If They Only Knew, by Chyna, Wrapped in barbed wire.
Thoes: You think we're not hard core? Wait till Thursday Night wankers. You're in for the beating of a lifetime!
Thoes walks off.
O'Brady: (terrified, shouting after Thoes) I JUST WANTED A HEADLOCK CHALLENGE!!!!
Fade to Black.
Thoes: (laughs) Look at those fools! They're totally ignoring us. Going after the tag champs and two other teams, knowing they have us to face Thursday night! Ha! And look. It takes three men to handcuff Kryenik. What a bleedin' sissy! It would take at least ... four men to hold me down! Well, they've worn themselves out. I'm sure they'll have nothing left for Thursday.
Camera pans over to Bobby O'Brady, who is white as a sheet.
O'Brady: Did Illusion just knock out Static?
Thoes: She's not in our match. I'm sure Wayne Wright will keep her busy. But Deathrow. Kryenik. You will face two of the most hardcore wrestlers ever to grace the NAPW.
O'Brady: What? Wait a minute...
Thoes: Oh sure. This is just a "normal" tag team match. But we all know, there is nothing normal about any of us. And this match, will soon collapse into a sea of barbarity. And we are more than ready.
O'Brady: We are?
Thoes: I got the weapons all ready to go!
Points to the corner, where Thoes has all his "weapons". The inflatable sheep he used in his previous promo, wrapped in barbed wire. A whiffle bat, wrapped in barbed wire. And possibly most dangerous, If They Only Knew, by Chyna, Wrapped in barbed wire.
Thoes: You think we're not hard core? Wait till Thursday Night wankers. You're in for the beating of a lifetime!
Thoes walks off.
O'Brady: (terrified, shouting after Thoes) I JUST WANTED A HEADLOCK CHALLENGE!!!!
Fade to Black.