Post by Chris Casino on Jan 30, 2006 15:54:18 GMT -5
- Post Monday Night Fights -
We open up on the former NAPW Heavyweight Champion and find him standing next to a huge trophy. It's at least six feet tall and decked out in jewels and expensive metals. It looks almost as good as the man standing next to it. Casino is dressed in a tailor made Brooks Brothers silk suit and looks like a million bucks. His eyes are hidden from us by dark stylish sunglasses but his cocky grin is ever present. He has one arm slung around the huge trophy.
Casino: Well as we all saw, J.C. Cook once again failed miserably in his attempts to make a mark for himself in wrestling. To say that J.C. Cook is mediocre is an insult to all of the mediocre people who watch this show. But enough about what happened at MNF, I'm here to talk about the future. As of noon today I made a honey of a deal with the NAPW to host what will be called the first annual "NAPW Canadian Cup" challenge.
Casino points to the bottom of the trophy and we pan down. The nameplate on the trophy is blank. For now. We pan back up and see that Chris Casino has removed his sunglasses and his blue eyes bore into us.
Casino: Now listen up, because this concerns a lot of you here in our fair promotion. It's still my opinion that NAPW can be the biggest promotion not only on Canada but in the entire world. With that in mind, I've put together this tournament. Before I get to the rules and who will be involved let's talk about...The prizes. First off, the winner of the eight man tournament will of course receive this beautiful trophy to my left. Along with the trophy, they will receive $100,000. Of my own money. That's a lot of scratch to some of the folks around here in NAPW. But WAIT! There's more. As if this gi-normous trophy and a hundred grand, isn't enough...The winner of this tournament will be eligible to receive a title match. Against ANY champion they choose. However they must use the title shot within 30 days of winning the NAPW Canadian Cup.
So, let's recap shall we. Because I know some of you are slower than others. At the February 8th edition of Monday Night Fights the NAPW Canadian Cup Challenge begins. The eventual winner of this tournament will receive this trophy, $100,000 AND a guaranteed title shot for ANY title they want. Sounds good no? Now one slot is already taken. By me of course. You don't think I'd help set this tournament up and NOT be in it do you? Plus I'd hate to see what some of you retarded monkeys would do with one hundred grand of MY money. But...That leaves seven spots open.
As of...NOW...It's first come, first serve. You want in this tournament? You go on TV and tell the world that your ass is going for the gold. The only people who can't take part in this history making event are of course the reigning champions of NAPW. So D!, Minstrel, Travelli and even those scum suckers DX, you cats are outta luck. Seven spots open. Who will win the first even NAPW Canadian Cup Challenge? The ball is in your court NAPW. See you on Monday Night Fights.
Casino takes one last look at the trophy and actually kisses it.
Casino (whispering) Don't worry baby, you're coming home with daddy.
Casino walks away and we are left with the image of the six foot trophy in all it's glory.
- cut to a commercial for Las Vegas, What happens here, stays here! Unless you get an STD then your ass is screwed. -
We open up on the former NAPW Heavyweight Champion and find him standing next to a huge trophy. It's at least six feet tall and decked out in jewels and expensive metals. It looks almost as good as the man standing next to it. Casino is dressed in a tailor made Brooks Brothers silk suit and looks like a million bucks. His eyes are hidden from us by dark stylish sunglasses but his cocky grin is ever present. He has one arm slung around the huge trophy.
Casino: Well as we all saw, J.C. Cook once again failed miserably in his attempts to make a mark for himself in wrestling. To say that J.C. Cook is mediocre is an insult to all of the mediocre people who watch this show. But enough about what happened at MNF, I'm here to talk about the future. As of noon today I made a honey of a deal with the NAPW to host what will be called the first annual "NAPW Canadian Cup" challenge.
Casino points to the bottom of the trophy and we pan down. The nameplate on the trophy is blank. For now. We pan back up and see that Chris Casino has removed his sunglasses and his blue eyes bore into us.
Casino: Now listen up, because this concerns a lot of you here in our fair promotion. It's still my opinion that NAPW can be the biggest promotion not only on Canada but in the entire world. With that in mind, I've put together this tournament. Before I get to the rules and who will be involved let's talk about...The prizes. First off, the winner of the eight man tournament will of course receive this beautiful trophy to my left. Along with the trophy, they will receive $100,000. Of my own money. That's a lot of scratch to some of the folks around here in NAPW. But WAIT! There's more. As if this gi-normous trophy and a hundred grand, isn't enough...The winner of this tournament will be eligible to receive a title match. Against ANY champion they choose. However they must use the title shot within 30 days of winning the NAPW Canadian Cup.
So, let's recap shall we. Because I know some of you are slower than others. At the February 8th edition of Monday Night Fights the NAPW Canadian Cup Challenge begins. The eventual winner of this tournament will receive this trophy, $100,000 AND a guaranteed title shot for ANY title they want. Sounds good no? Now one slot is already taken. By me of course. You don't think I'd help set this tournament up and NOT be in it do you? Plus I'd hate to see what some of you retarded monkeys would do with one hundred grand of MY money. But...That leaves seven spots open.
As of...NOW...It's first come, first serve. You want in this tournament? You go on TV and tell the world that your ass is going for the gold. The only people who can't take part in this history making event are of course the reigning champions of NAPW. So D!, Minstrel, Travelli and even those scum suckers DX, you cats are outta luck. Seven spots open. Who will win the first even NAPW Canadian Cup Challenge? The ball is in your court NAPW. See you on Monday Night Fights.
Casino takes one last look at the trophy and actually kisses it.
Casino (whispering) Don't worry baby, you're coming home with daddy.
Casino walks away and we are left with the image of the six foot trophy in all it's glory.
- cut to a commercial for Las Vegas, What happens here, stays here! Unless you get an STD then your ass is screwed. -