Post by predator on Jan 29, 2006 1:25:48 GMT -5
Fade up into the smell of fresh air, and the sound of running water. A raging river flows rapidly along the shore the camera is perched on, and across the wide river lies a shore of rocks in front of a thick, deep forest. The full moon and brightly shining stars indicate to us that it is evening, and the height of the moon would indicate that it is well after midnight. Across the river, we see a rather large figure sat on the border line between the coarse, rough, rocky terrain of the shore, and the deep, thick terrain of the forest. The figure wears torn black jeans, a black gauntlet, and -- you guessed it -- a silver mask over long, black dreadlocks.
Predator sits on a thick, fallen tree in front of the forest, pondering the filth that was -- and is -- the appearance of Evan Cartwright on NAPW.ca. His silver mask glistens in the moonlight, which highlights the muscular features of his bare torso. He peers into the raging river, and we see the river's reflection rage across the black lenses of his mask as we close up on his face. We cut back to full view of The Predator as he stands and walks toward the river. As he stops on the edge of the shore where his feet are just a hair away from getting soaked, he turns to face the camera.
PREDATOR - I have come here to address this quote from Evan Cartwright: " . . . your attempts at cutting a promo against me are truly pathetic". Ultimately, there are two problems with this.
One, every time Cartwright cuts a promo against me he uses the same term, which enforces my second point.
Two, give me this moment to define the term "pathetic" in a language Evan Cartwright would understand.
#1: "Pathetic" is the term used when somebody uses the same crap in every promo they appear in.
#2: "Pathetic" is the term used when somebody calls their friends in to help them win championships.
#3: "Pathetic" is the term used when a man who will remain nameless -- EVAN CARTWRIGHT!! -- uses what a man does in his promos against him. EG: I, leaping from roof to roof.
#4: "Pathetic" is the term used when a man cries about someone becoming a #1 contender before him. Sore loser, Cartwright?
Would you like for me to continue? I can, you know, and would . . . gladly.
He turns and faces the river, watching the icy cold water rapidly flow by.
PREDATOR - Let's look at where Evan Cartwright last appeared, shall we? A lazily flowing pond in Japan? Compare it to this; a raging river of deadly temperatures and speeds. Which do you think is more powerful? Knowing Cartwright, he would say "lazy stream", because he knows absolutely nothing when it comes to odds, take this quote for example "You have a snow cone's chance in Hell at defeating me, Predator". Let's look into this, shall we?
He looks at the camera.
PREDATOR - Cartwright, how in the f*ck would you be able to get a snow cone into Hell unless you took it there with you after Monday Night Fights? And where the Hell did you go to school? Grow up, God damn it. Stop wiping your nose, quit with the water works, somebody call 9-wah-wah, for Christ's sake. If you want it, Evan, go f*ck yourself, because you don't deserve it if you keep crying about it.
He looks back out to the river, thinks for a moment, and walks backward, somewhere off camera. Then, he runs at full speed toward the river, and leaps with all of his might across the river . . . and CLEARS it. With one more look to the camera, he runs off into the thick labyrinth that is the forest. Fade to black.
Predator sits on a thick, fallen tree in front of the forest, pondering the filth that was -- and is -- the appearance of Evan Cartwright on NAPW.ca. His silver mask glistens in the moonlight, which highlights the muscular features of his bare torso. He peers into the raging river, and we see the river's reflection rage across the black lenses of his mask as we close up on his face. We cut back to full view of The Predator as he stands and walks toward the river. As he stops on the edge of the shore where his feet are just a hair away from getting soaked, he turns to face the camera.
PREDATOR - I have come here to address this quote from Evan Cartwright: " . . . your attempts at cutting a promo against me are truly pathetic". Ultimately, there are two problems with this.
One, every time Cartwright cuts a promo against me he uses the same term, which enforces my second point.
Two, give me this moment to define the term "pathetic" in a language Evan Cartwright would understand.
#1: "Pathetic" is the term used when somebody uses the same crap in every promo they appear in.
#2: "Pathetic" is the term used when somebody calls their friends in to help them win championships.
#3: "Pathetic" is the term used when a man who will remain nameless -- EVAN CARTWRIGHT!! -- uses what a man does in his promos against him. EG: I, leaping from roof to roof.
#4: "Pathetic" is the term used when a man cries about someone becoming a #1 contender before him. Sore loser, Cartwright?
Would you like for me to continue? I can, you know, and would . . . gladly.
He turns and faces the river, watching the icy cold water rapidly flow by.
PREDATOR - Let's look at where Evan Cartwright last appeared, shall we? A lazily flowing pond in Japan? Compare it to this; a raging river of deadly temperatures and speeds. Which do you think is more powerful? Knowing Cartwright, he would say "lazy stream", because he knows absolutely nothing when it comes to odds, take this quote for example "You have a snow cone's chance in Hell at defeating me, Predator". Let's look into this, shall we?
He looks at the camera.
PREDATOR - Cartwright, how in the f*ck would you be able to get a snow cone into Hell unless you took it there with you after Monday Night Fights? And where the Hell did you go to school? Grow up, God damn it. Stop wiping your nose, quit with the water works, somebody call 9-wah-wah, for Christ's sake. If you want it, Evan, go f*ck yourself, because you don't deserve it if you keep crying about it.
He looks back out to the river, thinks for a moment, and walks backward, somewhere off camera. Then, he runs at full speed toward the river, and leaps with all of his might across the river . . . and CLEARS it. With one more look to the camera, he runs off into the thick labyrinth that is the forest. Fade to black.