Post by The Decapitators on Jan 29, 2006 0:19:58 GMT -5
[A dark long hallway accompanied with candles, a long bear-carcass rug, and wet red paint drip down the hallway wall. A hunched over figure in a brown hood limps through this hallway. He pulls from his pocket a large circle of keys. He picks out a small bent-looking key and jabs it into the large brown door, more red paint drip from the ceiling onto the door. In one mighty pulls the hunch-back opens the door.
A bright light escapes from the space in between doors and blinds the cameraman, making he re-focus. And what he sees is the most horrible, dreaded thing any-one could ever see...]
Diamond is on a higher ledge which winds down to where the hunched over man is. He sits on a 1800's like throne with his pants at his ankles, a newspaper, and a handful of toilet paper.
Diamond grunts. His face turns a bright bergundy...
FLUSH!!
The hunched over man removes his cloak to reveal Axe with the worst look of disgust anyone in the history of NAPW has ever seen.
Axe puts one hand on his back and straightens for a loud POP.
Axe: Dude!! I walked all the way from the West-Side for this!
Diamond: Relax man, this isn't why we are here for. Anyways why does the Legislature have bathrooms like these?
Axe: I dunno, because they can.
Diamond: Anyways. Why we are here, in the Legislature Restrooms, is because of Storms new video thingy.
Axe: You know, Video DID kill the radio star...
Diamond: And Tex has his own radio show...
Axe: Really?
Diamond: No, I just wanted to wind in the reference...
Axe: Right, yes...sorry.
Diamond: Ah, that's fine big bro.
Axe: Whatever, so about this new porno?
Diamond: Promo.
Axe: Right, thats what I said.
Diamond: No you didn't.
Axe: Yes I did.
Diamond:.....Okay.....
Axe: Promo?
Diamond: Right! So yeah Thunder wants to make us bleed.
Axe: So?
Diamond: So, HE WANTS TO MAKE US BLEED!!
Axe: Yeah, I'm not following
Diamond: Okay, what happened the last time we were in the ring with them?
Axe: We beat them.
Diamond: Maybe, but what about the time before?
Axe: We beat them.
Diamond: EXACTLY!!....wait...Really??
Axe: Yep, were 2-0 against Storm.
Diamond: Huh...Well I guess...we can leave, then.
Axe: Umm...Okay.
Diamond: Yeah
Axe: Right
Diamond: Yep
Axe: Uh, Huh
Diamond: Yeah, I think this would a good time to fade out. Phil, could you?
Phil: Oh, yeah sure. No problem
Fade to black...
After a few seconds of the NAPW Logo on a black screen it fades back in...
Axe: Remember kids. This message is from D.A.R.E.
Diamond: Don't be like Thunder, DON'T DO DRUGS!
Fades back out...
A bright light escapes from the space in between doors and blinds the cameraman, making he re-focus. And what he sees is the most horrible, dreaded thing any-one could ever see...]
Diamond is on a higher ledge which winds down to where the hunched over man is. He sits on a 1800's like throne with his pants at his ankles, a newspaper, and a handful of toilet paper.
Diamond grunts. His face turns a bright bergundy...
FLUSH!!
The hunched over man removes his cloak to reveal Axe with the worst look of disgust anyone in the history of NAPW has ever seen.
Axe puts one hand on his back and straightens for a loud POP.
Axe: Dude!! I walked all the way from the West-Side for this!
Diamond: Relax man, this isn't why we are here for. Anyways why does the Legislature have bathrooms like these?
Axe: I dunno, because they can.
Diamond: Anyways. Why we are here, in the Legislature Restrooms, is because of Storms new video thingy.
Axe: You know, Video DID kill the radio star...
Diamond: And Tex has his own radio show...
Axe: Really?
Diamond: No, I just wanted to wind in the reference...
Axe: Right, yes...sorry.
Diamond: Ah, that's fine big bro.
Axe: Whatever, so about this new porno?
Diamond: Promo.
Axe: Right, thats what I said.
Diamond: No you didn't.
Axe: Yes I did.
Diamond:.....Okay.....
Axe: Promo?
Diamond: Right! So yeah Thunder wants to make us bleed.
Axe: So?
Diamond: So, HE WANTS TO MAKE US BLEED!!
Axe: Yeah, I'm not following
Diamond: Okay, what happened the last time we were in the ring with them?
Axe: We beat them.
Diamond: Maybe, but what about the time before?
Axe: We beat them.
Diamond: EXACTLY!!....wait...Really??
Axe: Yep, were 2-0 against Storm.
Diamond: Huh...Well I guess...we can leave, then.
Axe: Umm...Okay.
Diamond: Yeah
Axe: Right
Diamond: Yep
Axe: Uh, Huh
Diamond: Yeah, I think this would a good time to fade out. Phil, could you?
Phil: Oh, yeah sure. No problem
Fade to black...
After a few seconds of the NAPW Logo on a black screen it fades back in...
Axe: Remember kids. This message is from D.A.R.E.
Diamond: Don't be like Thunder, DON'T DO DRUGS!
Fades back out...