Post by travelli on Jan 27, 2006 7:07:48 GMT -5
[The Don is walking through a cosmopolitan market place in which he has shot a promo once before, he is looking around maybe to by some herbs and spices for his pasta dinner tonight.]
Travelli- Mmmm Bagatelle, Ravioli, what should I have tonight, nothing like Luigi’s home cooking.
[The Don drools as he looks through the assortments of pasta.]
Travelli- This is gonna be a great day, not only am I having nice authentic cuisine, but I also got my match accepted for Thursday.
[The Don laughs evilly.]
Travelli- What a bozo Apocalypse appears to be. He has been double booked this week so now he has to face us and Lobo. But I suppose that’s what you get if you shout your mouth off about too many people, everyone wants a piece of you until they finally meet with you face to face. And when we meet face to face I will give him a whack he will never forget.
[The Don again.]
Travelli- I shall look forward to meeting those two wise guys, Crusher and Apocalypse. But Crusher better watch his back because we are gonna meet a lot sooner than what he thinks.
[An evil smile sets across the Dons face which almost spells out loud calculated corruption. He then begins to laugh evilly.]
Travelli- Yep that’s right Im gonna see Apocalypse before this Thursday, but Im not gonna tell him when and where. Ill leave him to stew and sit in his little hospital like a frightened little meatball.
[The Don once again laughs out loud but is interrupted by the ringing of his cell phone, The Don quickly reaches for his phone and answers with his deep booming Italian voice.]
Travelli- Hello
Luigi- Hello Sir, I just thought I would give you an update on the latest promo’s.
Travellli- Ah thank you, my good man, What has that wise guy Apocalypse have to babble about now.
Luigi- Its not really Apocalyspe who I phoning up to speak to you about its JC Cook and Chris Casino.
Travelli- Really why? I have no business with those bozo’s
Luigi- It appears that they have been defaming your character and mocking you.
Luigi- Listen what do you make of this.
[Luigi then plays a Chris Casino sound bite down the phone.]
Casino- But hey JC, don't cry, I'm sure with several months of hard training you could maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe beat Travelli for that TV Belt. So perk up kid. You might suck, but you will always have a future...In my shadow.
[The Dons anger turns into out right rage as kicks over a stand, leeting oranges role all over for floor.]
Travelli- Raaaagh!
Grocer- Hey are you gonna pay for those.
[Travelli angrily makes his way over to the grocer and slaps him round the face and sticks a wod of cash in his pocket.
The Grocer grins and begins to pick his Oranges up.]
Travelli- What a wise guy! He dares to mock the great Don Travelli, The undefeated NAPW Television champion. Chris Casino is now a nothing but a has been. Unlike him I have never lost, I am the sinlge greatest champion in the entire history of NAPW and a soon as the opportunity arrises Im gonna whack his sorry *ss, Capeesh!
[By now Travelli is shouting and many of the shoppers have turned round to see what exactly is going on.]
Travelli- How dare he even mention the fact that JC Cook could beat me, neither JC or Casino for that matter would stand a chance against my natural greatness. He thinks he can poke fun at me just because I am the TV champion, well guess what I didn’t ask to be TV champion it just fell in my lap, just like eventually if my winning streak persists I will become Heavyweight champion something that Casino doesn’t have.
{Travelli then grabs a carrot from the grocery stand in which he knocked the oranges down from. The Don is now overwhelmed with anger. And raises the carrot to his mouth as if it were a microphone. He then grabs the camera and points it right at his face.]
Travelli- You see Casino you shouldn’t talk about what doesn’t concern you. If you wanna talk b*llshit about to the entire world, then you better be prepared at some point to get whacked!
I am not a funny guy, and I do not wanna be the centre of your pore, ego fueled jokes, and if I hear one more peep out of you even mentioning my name, then you’d better be prepared to Sleepa Wida Fishes. Because I could jump you anytime, any where. It could be at in NAPW, it could be at your home or it could even be in one of those Dojo’s you own.
Ill have men ready to pump a cap in your ass hiding in the damn sushi, So I were you Id seriously reevaluate your life.
[The Dons bites the top of the carrot and begins to crunch it loudly as the scene fades.]
Travelli- Mmmm Bagatelle, Ravioli, what should I have tonight, nothing like Luigi’s home cooking.
[The Don drools as he looks through the assortments of pasta.]
Travelli- This is gonna be a great day, not only am I having nice authentic cuisine, but I also got my match accepted for Thursday.
[The Don laughs evilly.]
Travelli- What a bozo Apocalypse appears to be. He has been double booked this week so now he has to face us and Lobo. But I suppose that’s what you get if you shout your mouth off about too many people, everyone wants a piece of you until they finally meet with you face to face. And when we meet face to face I will give him a whack he will never forget.
[The Don again.]
Travelli- I shall look forward to meeting those two wise guys, Crusher and Apocalypse. But Crusher better watch his back because we are gonna meet a lot sooner than what he thinks.
[An evil smile sets across the Dons face which almost spells out loud calculated corruption. He then begins to laugh evilly.]
Travelli- Yep that’s right Im gonna see Apocalypse before this Thursday, but Im not gonna tell him when and where. Ill leave him to stew and sit in his little hospital like a frightened little meatball.
[The Don once again laughs out loud but is interrupted by the ringing of his cell phone, The Don quickly reaches for his phone and answers with his deep booming Italian voice.]
Travelli- Hello
Luigi- Hello Sir, I just thought I would give you an update on the latest promo’s.
Travellli- Ah thank you, my good man, What has that wise guy Apocalypse have to babble about now.
Luigi- Its not really Apocalyspe who I phoning up to speak to you about its JC Cook and Chris Casino.
Travelli- Really why? I have no business with those bozo’s
Luigi- It appears that they have been defaming your character and mocking you.
Luigi- Listen what do you make of this.
[Luigi then plays a Chris Casino sound bite down the phone.]
Casino- But hey JC, don't cry, I'm sure with several months of hard training you could maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe beat Travelli for that TV Belt. So perk up kid. You might suck, but you will always have a future...In my shadow.
[The Dons anger turns into out right rage as kicks over a stand, leeting oranges role all over for floor.]
Travelli- Raaaagh!
Grocer- Hey are you gonna pay for those.
[Travelli angrily makes his way over to the grocer and slaps him round the face and sticks a wod of cash in his pocket.
The Grocer grins and begins to pick his Oranges up.]
Travelli- What a wise guy! He dares to mock the great Don Travelli, The undefeated NAPW Television champion. Chris Casino is now a nothing but a has been. Unlike him I have never lost, I am the sinlge greatest champion in the entire history of NAPW and a soon as the opportunity arrises Im gonna whack his sorry *ss, Capeesh!
[By now Travelli is shouting and many of the shoppers have turned round to see what exactly is going on.]
Travelli- How dare he even mention the fact that JC Cook could beat me, neither JC or Casino for that matter would stand a chance against my natural greatness. He thinks he can poke fun at me just because I am the TV champion, well guess what I didn’t ask to be TV champion it just fell in my lap, just like eventually if my winning streak persists I will become Heavyweight champion something that Casino doesn’t have.
{Travelli then grabs a carrot from the grocery stand in which he knocked the oranges down from. The Don is now overwhelmed with anger. And raises the carrot to his mouth as if it were a microphone. He then grabs the camera and points it right at his face.]
Travelli- You see Casino you shouldn’t talk about what doesn’t concern you. If you wanna talk b*llshit about to the entire world, then you better be prepared at some point to get whacked!
I am not a funny guy, and I do not wanna be the centre of your pore, ego fueled jokes, and if I hear one more peep out of you even mentioning my name, then you’d better be prepared to Sleepa Wida Fishes. Because I could jump you anytime, any where. It could be at in NAPW, it could be at your home or it could even be in one of those Dojo’s you own.
Ill have men ready to pump a cap in your ass hiding in the damn sushi, So I were you Id seriously reevaluate your life.
[The Dons bites the top of the carrot and begins to crunch it loudly as the scene fades.]