Post by Celtic Assassins on Jan 25, 2006 20:09:08 GMT -5
" The Irish Adonis " Bobby O'Brady. Sitting at a desk. Looking as scared as any man can be.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Yesterday, my tag team partner, "The Scottish Wrecking Machine" Al Thoes, issued a challenge to the Doomriders for a street fight. I would just like to make clear that my good friend was being a wee bit impulsive when he asked for the match. We have nothing but respect for all three of you. In fact..
O'Brady takes off his jacket to reveal an " I *heart* the Doomriders" T-shirt.
Please, I beg you, don't end our careers before they even have a chance to start...
Thoes: (off camera) : What the Bloody hell are you doing?!
The camera pans to "The Scottish wrecking Machine" Al Thoes. He is wearing a wife beater t-shirt and sweat pants, and is carrying an inflatable sheep.
Thoes: I've been lookin' all over for ye. I just heard, we're facing the Doomriders on Action next Thursday! And I have a hilarious idea to get in their heads! I got you a costume. You'll be Kryenik, I'll be Deathrow and this (holds up the sheep) will be Illusion! Come on! I booked a camera crew, and they're waiting at the trailer park! Now get your arse in gear!
Thoes exits. O'Brady looks like he'll either laugh or cry. He looks back to the camera.
O'Brady: If my family is watching, I want you to know that I love you all very much. Remember me as a visionary.
O'Brady gets up to join his partner for their foolish, foolish promo.
Fade to black.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Yesterday, my tag team partner, "The Scottish Wrecking Machine" Al Thoes, issued a challenge to the Doomriders for a street fight. I would just like to make clear that my good friend was being a wee bit impulsive when he asked for the match. We have nothing but respect for all three of you. In fact..
O'Brady takes off his jacket to reveal an " I *heart* the Doomriders" T-shirt.
Please, I beg you, don't end our careers before they even have a chance to start...
Thoes: (off camera) : What the Bloody hell are you doing?!
The camera pans to "The Scottish wrecking Machine" Al Thoes. He is wearing a wife beater t-shirt and sweat pants, and is carrying an inflatable sheep.
Thoes: I've been lookin' all over for ye. I just heard, we're facing the Doomriders on Action next Thursday! And I have a hilarious idea to get in their heads! I got you a costume. You'll be Kryenik, I'll be Deathrow and this (holds up the sheep) will be Illusion! Come on! I booked a camera crew, and they're waiting at the trailer park! Now get your arse in gear!
Thoes exits. O'Brady looks like he'll either laugh or cry. He looks back to the camera.
O'Brady: If my family is watching, I want you to know that I love you all very much. Remember me as a visionary.
O'Brady gets up to join his partner for their foolish, foolish promo.
Fade to black.