Post by The Decapitators on Jan 25, 2006 18:32:44 GMT -5
Axe and Diamond find themselves sitting at their regular table in their most favorite bar. Axe holds a mug of frothy on-the-tap brewsky while Diamond has a Strawberry Margarita with a umbrella. It's 7:00 am on a Wednesday.
Axe: This action The Decapitators return!
Diamond: Return from our oh-so-successful title defense at Joker's Wild.
Axe: Yeah wasn't that fun. Sitting at home watching Desperate Housewives while our good friends The Delivery Men got their asses handed to them.
Diamond: Fortunately someone *cough*AXE!*cough* may or may not have a satellite which may or may not be 100% legal.
Axe (to the camera) : I have no idea what he just said.
Diamond: So we hop on the 8:00 bus and head on over to the casino.
Axe: And right before we were going to go out and kick The Doomrider's anuses.
Diamond: Storm walks up to us!
Axe: So about after three minutes of mercy beating we go out and find out that The Deliverymen have been beaten to within an inch in their lives.
Diamond: I concur. Unfortunately after stalling Deathrow and his little b*tch of a partner they still get the victory!
Axe: So Storm, this Action. Lets settle this once and for all The Decapitators vs Storm III
Diamond: But this time lets make it special, no rings, no audience. No-one but us... and this bar!
Axe: That's right, we're talking about a good old fashioned bar-room brawl!!
Diamond: The first in NAPW history! The greatest feud of the decade decide in the match of the century!
Axe: Bar-Room Brawl. Don't bother even giving us an answer, we know you'll be there. This will end everything!
Diamond: You don't have to even bring your in-ring apparrel...but...Thunder, Tempest, Tex; y'all might wanna bring an extra pair of underpants...
Fades to black...
Axe: This action The Decapitators return!
Diamond: Return from our oh-so-successful title defense at Joker's Wild.
Axe: Yeah wasn't that fun. Sitting at home watching Desperate Housewives while our good friends The Delivery Men got their asses handed to them.
Diamond: Fortunately someone *cough*AXE!*cough* may or may not have a satellite which may or may not be 100% legal.
Axe (to the camera) : I have no idea what he just said.
Diamond: So we hop on the 8:00 bus and head on over to the casino.
Axe: And right before we were going to go out and kick The Doomrider's anuses.
Diamond: Storm walks up to us!
Axe: So about after three minutes of mercy beating we go out and find out that The Deliverymen have been beaten to within an inch in their lives.
Diamond: I concur. Unfortunately after stalling Deathrow and his little b*tch of a partner they still get the victory!
Axe: So Storm, this Action. Lets settle this once and for all The Decapitators vs Storm III
Diamond: But this time lets make it special, no rings, no audience. No-one but us... and this bar!
Axe: That's right, we're talking about a good old fashioned bar-room brawl!!
Diamond: The first in NAPW history! The greatest feud of the decade decide in the match of the century!
Axe: Bar-Room Brawl. Don't bother even giving us an answer, we know you'll be there. This will end everything!
Diamond: You don't have to even bring your in-ring apparrel...but...Thunder, Tempest, Tex; y'all might wanna bring an extra pair of underpants...
Fades to black...