Post by travelli on Jan 25, 2006 18:24:53 GMT -5
[We are brought to a classy bar. A blind man is in the corner playing the piano. Smartly dressed men and women are mingling and flirting. Waitresses are seen walking around wearing short cut skirts balancing trays of drinks on one hand. The walls of the place are smooth and made of white marble. There are also exotic plants placed artistically around the room.
As the cameraman makes his way through all the socialising people we are brought to the bar. Don Travelli is sitting at it, The Don as always is dressed very smart wearing a tuxedo and a large black hat. He is sitting there casually drinking champagne whilst puffing a rather large Cuban Cigar.
The Don yawns as if a bit bored with what’s going on at the minute, but then begins to address the matters at hand.]
Travelli- What a bunch of joker’s have been about lately since jokers wild has finished. I just successfully defend my television championship, and someone is already asking me for a title shot. Not only that but he doesn’t have any reason as to why he is even illegible to make that challenge.
So of course I declined the challenge as its not worth my effort and a waste of energy to participate in such a match. Besides in is my legal right that I don’t have to defend my title this week.
[The Don laughs sarcastically.]
Travelli- But I am a reasonable man, so I offered him and my previous opponent Crusher both opportunities to gain another shot at my title.
[The Don then looks down picks up his title and kisses it.]
Travelli- If you wanna win this baby, you gotta earn it, Capeesh! So I proposed that those two face me in a tag team match with the stipulation that if one of them pin me then they get a shot at my title. Sounds like a fair deal to me.
So then I went to the effort of finding a tag team partner, I needed someone just like myself to team up with, classy, trustworthy and simply a man of honor. So I looked no further than my fellow family member Olypsuis.
[The Don laughs evilly.]
Travelli- Yes he may of walked out on the company, and has since received a lot of bad press around here, but I respect him for that. He is a class act and was being held back by the low talent of this industry. So just like in Steelside I have taken him under my wing here so that we can defeat some of these guys who are all yap!
[The Don is starting to look angrier.]
Travelli- So everything was set I had a tag team partner and Apocalypse accepted my new conditional offer. Everything was ready and we were gonna teach a couple of wise guys not to take sides against the family, but then something happened.
My Opponents backed out the match. Yep that’s right they run away with their tails between there legs and now wanna face different opponents.
[The Don sarcastically claps.]
Travelli- Bravo, you guys showed a little brain for once, you actually made a good tactical decision, well done, perhaps you guys arent as stupid as you look.
Apocalypse may practically live in a mental asylum but its clear to me now that he isn’t completely gone in the head.
[The Don laughs.]
Travelli- So after all this has happened it leaves me with a big question mark over my head who is to be my opponent next week. I don’t really care if it’s a singles or tag match, Ive spoke with Olypsius and he isn’t bothered as to whats happening either.
Either way I am the best superstar in all of NAPW, why because I have the intelligence and always get the job done weather I do it fairly of weather I have to cheat to win, Capeesh!
Which is why I don’t give a damn who my opponent or opponents are gonna be because I or we will over come them no matter what. The Don can always rise to a challenge and step up his game. Why? Because I always have a game plan!
[The Don once again laughs sarcastically.]
Travellli- What Im saying is who I face they better look before they leap because Im Don Travelli and in my world I make rules for myself, Capeesh!
Im gonna be the Television champion for a long time and with friends like Olypsius around its gonna be while before someone ever pins me.
[The Don laughs evilly as he finishes off his champagne then clicks his fingers to order another. Whilst he is waiting he looks at his reflection in his gold title.]
[The Scene fades.]
As the cameraman makes his way through all the socialising people we are brought to the bar. Don Travelli is sitting at it, The Don as always is dressed very smart wearing a tuxedo and a large black hat. He is sitting there casually drinking champagne whilst puffing a rather large Cuban Cigar.
The Don yawns as if a bit bored with what’s going on at the minute, but then begins to address the matters at hand.]
Travelli- What a bunch of joker’s have been about lately since jokers wild has finished. I just successfully defend my television championship, and someone is already asking me for a title shot. Not only that but he doesn’t have any reason as to why he is even illegible to make that challenge.
So of course I declined the challenge as its not worth my effort and a waste of energy to participate in such a match. Besides in is my legal right that I don’t have to defend my title this week.
[The Don laughs sarcastically.]
Travelli- But I am a reasonable man, so I offered him and my previous opponent Crusher both opportunities to gain another shot at my title.
[The Don then looks down picks up his title and kisses it.]
Travelli- If you wanna win this baby, you gotta earn it, Capeesh! So I proposed that those two face me in a tag team match with the stipulation that if one of them pin me then they get a shot at my title. Sounds like a fair deal to me.
So then I went to the effort of finding a tag team partner, I needed someone just like myself to team up with, classy, trustworthy and simply a man of honor. So I looked no further than my fellow family member Olypsuis.
[The Don laughs evilly.]
Travelli- Yes he may of walked out on the company, and has since received a lot of bad press around here, but I respect him for that. He is a class act and was being held back by the low talent of this industry. So just like in Steelside I have taken him under my wing here so that we can defeat some of these guys who are all yap!
[The Don is starting to look angrier.]
Travelli- So everything was set I had a tag team partner and Apocalypse accepted my new conditional offer. Everything was ready and we were gonna teach a couple of wise guys not to take sides against the family, but then something happened.
My Opponents backed out the match. Yep that’s right they run away with their tails between there legs and now wanna face different opponents.
[The Don sarcastically claps.]
Travelli- Bravo, you guys showed a little brain for once, you actually made a good tactical decision, well done, perhaps you guys arent as stupid as you look.
Apocalypse may practically live in a mental asylum but its clear to me now that he isn’t completely gone in the head.
[The Don laughs.]
Travelli- So after all this has happened it leaves me with a big question mark over my head who is to be my opponent next week. I don’t really care if it’s a singles or tag match, Ive spoke with Olypsius and he isn’t bothered as to whats happening either.
Either way I am the best superstar in all of NAPW, why because I have the intelligence and always get the job done weather I do it fairly of weather I have to cheat to win, Capeesh!
Which is why I don’t give a damn who my opponent or opponents are gonna be because I or we will over come them no matter what. The Don can always rise to a challenge and step up his game. Why? Because I always have a game plan!
[The Don once again laughs sarcastically.]
Travellli- What Im saying is who I face they better look before they leap because Im Don Travelli and in my world I make rules for myself, Capeesh!
Im gonna be the Television champion for a long time and with friends like Olypsius around its gonna be while before someone ever pins me.
[The Don laughs evilly as he finishes off his champagne then clicks his fingers to order another. Whilst he is waiting he looks at his reflection in his gold title.]
[The Scene fades.]