Post by Lobo on Jan 25, 2006 12:52:46 GMT -5
Lobo sits at a two-person table at Denny's with his steaming cup of Coffee in his right hand. On the table there is the usual pyramid of creamers, the giant shaker of sugar, salt and pepper, ketchup, etc.
Lobo: Apocalypse? I'm glad you came to your senses and realized the right thing to do. I know you could have easily accepted Travelli's challenge and not mine...but what good would that do? You cannot prove yourself in a tag team match! Especially with someone who has been defeated by someone like Travelli.
Taking a sip of coffee.
Travelli, although a champion...something we both have never accomplished, is probably the least talented man on the roster! He's a hack, a genuine donkey puncher!
But you Apocalypse, your worthy. A worthy enough opponent to suffer in sheer agony by the almighty power that is...LOBO!!
A waitress walks by and hands Lobo a plate full of pancakes, some butter, and a container of syrup.
(Yelling at the top of his lungs) I am the top contender, not you! I am the most fiercest competitor in NAPW, not you! I am the greatest wrestler alive....
The waitress walks by and tells him to "SHUSH!" and gives him a stern look.
(Whispering) NOT YOU!
Wipes the butter onto the pancakes and drenches them with syrup.
(Back to normal volume) This Monday I will make you tap! Something I have made several superstars already do. In the specific match that I have mastered!
Cuts the cakes into smaller pieces. Loads up the fork and gulps them all down.
So this Monday Night Fights its the return of Lobo's Submission Challenge! And YOU Apocalypse, YOU just signed your death wish...
Fades to black while Lobo pours yet more syrup onto the remaining pancakes
Commercial for Farmer O'Malleys Rooster Farm; "Top Quality, Highly Graded, 100% Canadian, That's some good C*ck!"
Lobo: Apocalypse? I'm glad you came to your senses and realized the right thing to do. I know you could have easily accepted Travelli's challenge and not mine...but what good would that do? You cannot prove yourself in a tag team match! Especially with someone who has been defeated by someone like Travelli.
Taking a sip of coffee.
Travelli, although a champion...something we both have never accomplished, is probably the least talented man on the roster! He's a hack, a genuine donkey puncher!
But you Apocalypse, your worthy. A worthy enough opponent to suffer in sheer agony by the almighty power that is...LOBO!!
A waitress walks by and hands Lobo a plate full of pancakes, some butter, and a container of syrup.
(Yelling at the top of his lungs) I am the top contender, not you! I am the most fiercest competitor in NAPW, not you! I am the greatest wrestler alive....
The waitress walks by and tells him to "SHUSH!" and gives him a stern look.
(Whispering) NOT YOU!
Wipes the butter onto the pancakes and drenches them with syrup.
(Back to normal volume) This Monday I will make you tap! Something I have made several superstars already do. In the specific match that I have mastered!
Cuts the cakes into smaller pieces. Loads up the fork and gulps them all down.
So this Monday Night Fights its the return of Lobo's Submission Challenge! And YOU Apocalypse, YOU just signed your death wish...
Fades to black while Lobo pours yet more syrup onto the remaining pancakes
Commercial for Farmer O'Malleys Rooster Farm; "Top Quality, Highly Graded, 100% Canadian, That's some good C*ck!"