Post by Chris Casino on Jan 24, 2006 13:02:50 GMT -5
- Ego -
The day after a big show is never pretty. People banged up. egos bruised. threats of lawsuits. Twenty four hours ago, Chris Casino lost the NAPW Title to D!. Now, he's on a flight to Tokyo Japan to wrestle a few select dates. Even though Casino works for NAPW, Lord knows a man's gotta pay the bills somehow. So with that we open on the Law Offices of Chaim Wolfgang, the legal counsel for Chris Casino. It's a job that keeps him busy to be sure. Wolfgang is dressed in a nice suit that has a worn look to it. His eyes are bloodshot, not doubt an after effect of having Chris Casino as a client. Wolfgang picks up a typed letter, clears his throat and starts to read aloud.
Chaim Wolfgang: Good Afternoon. As of noon today the former NAPW Heavyweight Champion Chris Casino left Canada to partake in a brief tour of Japan. Do not worry though as my client will in fact be back in time to compete at Monday Night Fights on January 30th. That being said I have a brief comment from Mr. Casino.
- Ahem -
I wish to assure all of my fans that while I did lose the NAPW Heavyweight Title to a degenerate like D!, I do plan on activating my rematch clause soon. However, due to Dirty Canadian politics I must wait first for the two time loser known as Ravager to get his undeserved title shot. Until then, I wish to keep myself sharp and ready for my eventual rematch with D!. That being said I challenge ANY of the following people from NAPW to face me one on one at the next Monday Night Fights.
* J.C. Cook - A man who couldn't win a match if his opponent dropped dead in the middle of the ring.
* Moose - A man who has decided to stick his nose into my business surely must be ready to "Pay to Play" with the ex-champ?
* Travelli - A man who has taken the term "sleep with the fishes" to a disgusting low.
Any of the following men I would happily accept a match against. If none of the people I have challenged answer me, then we will all know that NAPW is filled with...Bitches.
Chaim Wolfgang puts away his letter and smiles at the camera.
Chaim Wolfgang: As a reminder I'm only repeating what my client has written down. The offer is out there, my question to you gentlemen is...Who will answer?
- cut to a commercial for Ryan's House of Cheese! Come on in and help us cut some cheese! -
The day after a big show is never pretty. People banged up. egos bruised. threats of lawsuits. Twenty four hours ago, Chris Casino lost the NAPW Title to D!. Now, he's on a flight to Tokyo Japan to wrestle a few select dates. Even though Casino works for NAPW, Lord knows a man's gotta pay the bills somehow. So with that we open on the Law Offices of Chaim Wolfgang, the legal counsel for Chris Casino. It's a job that keeps him busy to be sure. Wolfgang is dressed in a nice suit that has a worn look to it. His eyes are bloodshot, not doubt an after effect of having Chris Casino as a client. Wolfgang picks up a typed letter, clears his throat and starts to read aloud.
Chaim Wolfgang: Good Afternoon. As of noon today the former NAPW Heavyweight Champion Chris Casino left Canada to partake in a brief tour of Japan. Do not worry though as my client will in fact be back in time to compete at Monday Night Fights on January 30th. That being said I have a brief comment from Mr. Casino.
- Ahem -
I wish to assure all of my fans that while I did lose the NAPW Heavyweight Title to a degenerate like D!, I do plan on activating my rematch clause soon. However, due to Dirty Canadian politics I must wait first for the two time loser known as Ravager to get his undeserved title shot. Until then, I wish to keep myself sharp and ready for my eventual rematch with D!. That being said I challenge ANY of the following people from NAPW to face me one on one at the next Monday Night Fights.
* J.C. Cook - A man who couldn't win a match if his opponent dropped dead in the middle of the ring.
* Moose - A man who has decided to stick his nose into my business surely must be ready to "Pay to Play" with the ex-champ?
* Travelli - A man who has taken the term "sleep with the fishes" to a disgusting low.
Any of the following men I would happily accept a match against. If none of the people I have challenged answer me, then we will all know that NAPW is filled with...Bitches.
Chaim Wolfgang puts away his letter and smiles at the camera.
Chaim Wolfgang: As a reminder I'm only repeating what my client has written down. The offer is out there, my question to you gentlemen is...Who will answer?
- cut to a commercial for Ryan's House of Cheese! Come on in and help us cut some cheese! -