Post by Ravager on Jan 21, 2006 15:36:32 GMT -5
The following takes place AFTER the events of The Real World promo.
Ravager has finally made his way home. He enters his apartment, accompanied by Tiffany MacIntyre. Tiffany is blindfolded for some reason, but Ravager quickly takes the blindfold off.
Ravager: Sorry. The less people who know my exact address, the better.
Tiffany looks around, disappointed.
Ravager: What were you expecting?
Tiffany: The Batcave.
Ravager: I have a pretty good computer.
Tiffany: Not the same.
Ravager: Well, you're free to wait here until your boys are ready to pick you up. The TV is over there.
Tiffany is drawn over to the wall, where pictures of all the NAPW wrestlers are posted. Next to each picture is a list.
Tiffany: What is this?
Ravager: It's how I stay prepared. Know as much about my opponent ahead of time as possible. Tactical advantages. They're always good to have. No matter who your opponent may be.
Tiffany: You have pictures of Cam and Mike here! And a list... strengths and weaknesses?
Ravager: You never know what the future holds. One week The Viking is calling you out, the next the Predator is giving me notes to meet outside West Edmonton Mall. (mutters) And I just wanted to see a movie. (to Tiffany) I can't plan for just one person.
Tiffany: (reading a list) Why am I a strength and a weakness for The Dudes?
Ravager: You keep them focused. But you're a target for their opponents. The fact that you had to hire me shows how much of a liability you are.
Tiffany: (looking hurt) Liability?
Ravager: In the sense that the Dudes care about you. And the best way to get to someone, is to take something they care about.
Tiffany: And you don't have anything to care about?
Ravager: Just because I keep private, doesn't mean I'm a monster, no matter what people may think.
Tiffany: (scanning the wall again) Hey, you have pictures of Chris Casino here, but none of D! Why's that?
Pause
Ravager: D! is on TV so much, I don't need to keep his picture on my wall. Besides, if he keeps looking for advice from Static or picking fights with Predator, I won't ever have to worry about him. Now, if you're just going to stare at my wall, I'm going to watch tapes of my opponents for Monday Night.
Tiffany: (Holding up a tape) "Playing with the Hand You're Dealt"...
Ravager snatches the tape out of her hand.
Ravager: That's for a different match entirely. (under his breath) Someday Paris...
Tiffany: What was that?
Ravager: Help yourself to a drink from the fridge. I have a lot of videos to study up on. Five opponents is work in itself, but with the mystery man I have to look at all possible angles. I even watched a Joey Malone match yesterday. (shudders) And I thought Hostel was disturbing...
Tiffany: You know, if you'd open your curtains, you'd save a lot on lighting. It's so dark in here.
Ravager: I like it dark.
Tiffany: Well, I could use some natural light...
Ravager: Um, please don't...
Tiffany throws open the curtain. She looks out the window. Something troubles her.
Tiffany: How long have you lived here?
Ravager: I moved in right when I started out in NAPW. A couple of months.
Tiffany: Why here?
Ravager: This place was a steal. Good rent. Plenty of space. There's a pool downstairs. The view didn't do much for me. But then I found out the hidden advantages of living here.
Tiffany: Hidden advantages?
Ravager gives a grins.
Ravager: Well, I didn't see it at first. But now? I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
Tiffany: It's just. That building across the way...
Ravager: Come on, there's a Thunder match you just have to see. And then I'll show you a bunch of my tapes on Static. It'll help your guys out for Monday.
Ravager guides Tiffany away from the window, but not before he closes the curtains. The camera however, takes us out onto Ravager's balcony. It shows that his view is blocked by a large apartment building. It pans down to the entrance of the opposite building. D!, in his ever present green toque and leather jacket, leaves his building. He drops off his garbage, then gets into his Mango PT Cruiser and drives off.
Ravager: (voice over as car drives off)Tactical advantages. They're always good to have. No matter who your opponent may be.
Fade to Black
See you At Joker's Wild!
Tiffany MacIntyre and D! used with permission.
Ravager has finally made his way home. He enters his apartment, accompanied by Tiffany MacIntyre. Tiffany is blindfolded for some reason, but Ravager quickly takes the blindfold off.
Ravager: Sorry. The less people who know my exact address, the better.
Tiffany looks around, disappointed.
Ravager: What were you expecting?
Tiffany: The Batcave.
Ravager: I have a pretty good computer.
Tiffany: Not the same.
Ravager: Well, you're free to wait here until your boys are ready to pick you up. The TV is over there.
Tiffany is drawn over to the wall, where pictures of all the NAPW wrestlers are posted. Next to each picture is a list.
Tiffany: What is this?
Ravager: It's how I stay prepared. Know as much about my opponent ahead of time as possible. Tactical advantages. They're always good to have. No matter who your opponent may be.
Tiffany: You have pictures of Cam and Mike here! And a list... strengths and weaknesses?
Ravager: You never know what the future holds. One week The Viking is calling you out, the next the Predator is giving me notes to meet outside West Edmonton Mall. (mutters) And I just wanted to see a movie. (to Tiffany) I can't plan for just one person.
Tiffany: (reading a list) Why am I a strength and a weakness for The Dudes?
Ravager: You keep them focused. But you're a target for their opponents. The fact that you had to hire me shows how much of a liability you are.
Tiffany: (looking hurt) Liability?
Ravager: In the sense that the Dudes care about you. And the best way to get to someone, is to take something they care about.
Tiffany: And you don't have anything to care about?
Ravager: Just because I keep private, doesn't mean I'm a monster, no matter what people may think.
Tiffany: (scanning the wall again) Hey, you have pictures of Chris Casino here, but none of D! Why's that?
Pause
Ravager: D! is on TV so much, I don't need to keep his picture on my wall. Besides, if he keeps looking for advice from Static or picking fights with Predator, I won't ever have to worry about him. Now, if you're just going to stare at my wall, I'm going to watch tapes of my opponents for Monday Night.
Tiffany: (Holding up a tape) "Playing with the Hand You're Dealt"...
Ravager snatches the tape out of her hand.
Ravager: That's for a different match entirely. (under his breath) Someday Paris...
Tiffany: What was that?
Ravager: Help yourself to a drink from the fridge. I have a lot of videos to study up on. Five opponents is work in itself, but with the mystery man I have to look at all possible angles. I even watched a Joey Malone match yesterday. (shudders) And I thought Hostel was disturbing...
Tiffany: You know, if you'd open your curtains, you'd save a lot on lighting. It's so dark in here.
Ravager: I like it dark.
Tiffany: Well, I could use some natural light...
Ravager: Um, please don't...
Tiffany throws open the curtain. She looks out the window. Something troubles her.
Tiffany: How long have you lived here?
Ravager: I moved in right when I started out in NAPW. A couple of months.
Tiffany: Why here?
Ravager: This place was a steal. Good rent. Plenty of space. There's a pool downstairs. The view didn't do much for me. But then I found out the hidden advantages of living here.
Tiffany: Hidden advantages?
Ravager gives a grins.
Ravager: Well, I didn't see it at first. But now? I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
Tiffany: It's just. That building across the way...
Ravager: Come on, there's a Thunder match you just have to see. And then I'll show you a bunch of my tapes on Static. It'll help your guys out for Monday.
Ravager guides Tiffany away from the window, but not before he closes the curtains. The camera however, takes us out onto Ravager's balcony. It shows that his view is blocked by a large apartment building. It pans down to the entrance of the opposite building. D!, in his ever present green toque and leather jacket, leaves his building. He drops off his garbage, then gets into his Mango PT Cruiser and drives off.
Ravager: (voice over as car drives off)Tactical advantages. They're always good to have. No matter who your opponent may be.
Fade to Black
See you At Joker's Wild!
Tiffany MacIntyre and D! used with permission.