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Post by Scott [NAPW Staff] on Jan 21, 2006 11:36:21 GMT -5
ACT III SCENE I
(The lights come up with the overture, playing somewhat more upbeat version of “Rat Pack.” The set remains the NAPW ring at NAIT, and MIKE and CAM are already in the ring, standing over prone LITTLE MIKE and LITTLE CAM. As the scene begins, TIFFANY and WAYNE both slide into the ring and hand them the NAPW Tag Team Championships. Wayne, notably, holds a replica of the Americanized NAPW Title. Tiffany just holds her shiny metal briefcase. The Little Dudes roll out of the ring, and sadly slink to the back.)
(Orchestral hit! All the actors on the stage jump a bit. “THE FIXER” STU SMYTHE struts back onto the stage. He’s now wearing a bald cap, a fake handlebar moustache, and a bunch of rub-on tattoos over his shirtless torso.)
(From the opposite end of the stage, “THE HATCHET” DAVE BENNET emerges. He too is shirtless, with a number of rub-on tattoos… except he’s wearing a black mask with a lightning bolt on the face.)
HATCHET
I don’t think these guys know what's up, here.
(The music swells into a fast paced musical number. The song is “Rexstatic,” and the Rat Pack members act as background dancers on this one.)
(Fixer and Hatchet climb in the ring during the instrumental. They begin wrestle/dancing with Mike and Cam.)
(Fixer pins Mike for a three count!)
(Fixer and Hatchet stand tall in the ring, holding the NAPW Tag Title Belts high as the lights go down!)
(The lights come up with the overture, playing somewhat more upbeat version of “Rat Pack.” The set remains the NAPW ring at NAIT, and MIKE and CAM are already in the ring, standing over prone LITTLE MIKE and LITTLE CAM. As the scene begins, TIFFANY and WAYNE both slide into the ring and hand them the NAPW Tag Team Championships. Wayne, notably, holds a replica of the Americanized NAPW Title. Tiffany just holds her shiny metal briefcase. The Little Dudes roll out of the ring, and sadly slink to the back.)
MIKE
And just like that, Kyle, we’re back on top!
CAM
I told you the Rat Pack was the right idea, Bruce!
WAYNE
It’s just like I predicted boys! We rule this promotion! There’s no one – not a soul alive – who can stand against us!
TIFFANY
And it’s only just the beginning! With Chris, I say, with Chris Casino at your back, you two will be the most dominating tag team in this promotion! Why, it’s the top of the third act and you’re already the champs again! Who could possibly stop you? No one, that’s who! Because there’s no one who can!
And just like that, Kyle, we’re back on top!
CAM
I told you the Rat Pack was the right idea, Bruce!
WAYNE
It’s just like I predicted boys! We rule this promotion! There’s no one – not a soul alive – who can stand against us!
TIFFANY
And it’s only just the beginning! With Chris, I say, with Chris Casino at your back, you two will be the most dominating tag team in this promotion! Why, it’s the top of the third act and you’re already the champs again! Who could possibly stop you? No one, that’s who! Because there’s no one who can!
(Orchestral hit! All the actors on the stage jump a bit. “THE FIXER” STU SMYTHE struts back onto the stage. He’s now wearing a bald cap, a fake handlebar moustache, and a bunch of rub-on tattoos over his shirtless torso.)
FIXER
No one who can beat you, eh?
No one who can beat you, eh?
(From the opposite end of the stage, “THE HATCHET” DAVE BENNET emerges. He too is shirtless, with a number of rub-on tattoos… except he’s wearing a black mask with a lightning bolt on the face.)
HATCHET
I don’t think these guys know what's up, here.
(The music swells into a fast paced musical number. The song is “Rexstatic,” and the Rat Pack members act as background dancers on this one.)
FIXER
The Nexus One is here to say,
This genetic aberration,
Is going to put you two away,
With TOTAL ANNIHILATION!
HATCHET
A Moment of Clarity chump!
That’s what I’m going to do to you!
Take the trash out to the dump!
SUCK MY VOODOO!
FIXER/HATCHET (Duet)
The Crimes!
We’re Rexstatic!
The Crimes!
So erratic!
The Crimes!
Charismatic!
We’re the Crimes!
And we’re Rexstatic!
[/i]The Nexus One is here to say,
This genetic aberration,
Is going to put you two away,
With TOTAL ANNIHILATION!
HATCHET
A Moment of Clarity chump!
That’s what I’m going to do to you!
Take the trash out to the dump!
SUCK MY VOODOO!
FIXER/HATCHET (Duet)
The Crimes!
We’re Rexstatic!
The Crimes!
So erratic!
The Crimes!
Charismatic!
We’re the Crimes!
And we’re Rexstatic!
(Fixer and Hatchet climb in the ring during the instrumental. They begin wrestle/dancing with Mike and Cam.)
FIXER
My Freaks of Nature call out loud!
They don’t think I’m sinister.
I’ll be the leader, make em’ proud,
They’ll vote Rex for Prime Minister!
HATCHET
Malum Prohibitium!
A victimless crime!
We’ll beat you into pulp, my chum,
And feel good the whole damn time!
FIXER/HATCHET (Duet)
The Crimes!
We’re emblematic!
The Crimes!
Melodramatic!
The Crimes!
Our song’s traumatic!
We’re the Crimes!
And we’re Rexstatic!
[/i]My Freaks of Nature call out loud!
They don’t think I’m sinister.
I’ll be the leader, make em’ proud,
They’ll vote Rex for Prime Minister!
HATCHET
Malum Prohibitium!
A victimless crime!
We’ll beat you into pulp, my chum,
And feel good the whole damn time!
FIXER/HATCHET (Duet)
The Crimes!
We’re emblematic!
The Crimes!
Melodramatic!
The Crimes!
Our song’s traumatic!
We’re the Crimes!
And we’re Rexstatic!
(Fixer pins Mike for a three count!)
FIXER
We’re pragmatic.
HATCHET
And dogmatic.
FIXER
Enigmatic!
HATCHET
Symptomatic!
FIXER/HATCHET (Duet)
Hippocratic, Aromatic,
Cinematic and Socratic!
The CRIIIIIIIIIIMES!
We’re REXSTATIC!
We’re pragmatic.
HATCHET
And dogmatic.
FIXER
Enigmatic!
HATCHET
Symptomatic!
FIXER/HATCHET (Duet)
Hippocratic, Aromatic,
Cinematic and Socratic!
The CRIIIIIIIIIIMES!
We’re REXSTATIC!
(Fixer and Hatchet stand tall in the ring, holding the NAPW Tag Title Belts high as the lights go down!)