Post by Static on Jan 19, 2006 20:58:06 GMT -5
The party's over... the cd's skipping... the Static's still here. In the Nexus One Sports Club. Getting drunk, at the bar, alone. Reading a book. The only light that's on is his opened flip-phone, which illuminates the book's contents for him, and his bottle of Johnny Walker Red.
STATIC: In case you're wondering, B. Rabbit left shortly after his performance. Had to run to North Carolina... or something. Maybe to get some more BILL FLEMING footage. Ha!
He pours himself another in a shot glass.
STATIC: Y'know, (bookmarking and closing his book) I had to do something while the Nexus One was trying to get laid. Been reading up on the KGB. Espionage. I always have to been interested in the little man, the inside job... it's called the Sword and the Shield, and it's by Christopher Andrew. It's got a section, about this guy... Karl Koecher. He was the only man ever to get past the impregnable wall that is the United States' CIA as a spy. He was one of Russia's greatest weapons when it came to defense strategies against the covert operations of CIA dogs. They say that the Cold War could've ended years earlier had he not existed. He pretty much got away with it... lives in obscurity in the Czech Republic now. Maybe the greatest example of espionage.
Bottom's up.
STATIC: The Crimes have been part of an inside job all our own, you could say. Without anyone--ANYONE--not D-X, the Dudes, the Decapitators, Wahoo Bobby himself!--realizing it--we penetrated your walls, NAPW. We snuck up on your without you even realizing it. Two wins over the only two-time champs in NAPW history, one over a very good Decapitators team. Bam, Tag Team Champions. If we were Soviet spies right now, I think that NAPW brass would've arrested the Crimes and asked us to become double agents by now.
Half-grin. Pours another.
STATIC: And that's a problem. Not that we're not double agents right now, that'd be cool... but check it: I've seen the Dudes and D-X on NAPW TV some five or six times since the last Monday Night Fights. They're fighting against the Crimes--the CHAMPS--two of the most vicious sumbitches in the game today. And yet, no mention of Rex or I. Hell, the Calgary Connection are getting more play than we are, and they've been gone for MONTHS.
I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes, down, down into my belly...
STATIC: Rex and I don't MIND, really... I can't speak for the Nexus One, but I've been playing the underdog my whole career, from my LADDER MATCHES (grin) in the States to going down to Mexico and being called a "(BLEEP)ing gringo" by every third-generation fatass who could put on his daddy's mask and hurracanrana. (smirk) So, Rex and I don't really sweat it. It's just a shame, those who can't learn from history. I -hate- that.
Malum Prohibitum, guys. The Crimes are going to lay waste to all of you at Joker's Wild. But, thanks to your lack of regard for our spy friends, we won't feel bad doing it. That makes it okay, right?
Grin, and fade.
STATIC: In case you're wondering, B. Rabbit left shortly after his performance. Had to run to North Carolina... or something. Maybe to get some more BILL FLEMING footage. Ha!
He pours himself another in a shot glass.
STATIC: Y'know, (bookmarking and closing his book) I had to do something while the Nexus One was trying to get laid. Been reading up on the KGB. Espionage. I always have to been interested in the little man, the inside job... it's called the Sword and the Shield, and it's by Christopher Andrew. It's got a section, about this guy... Karl Koecher. He was the only man ever to get past the impregnable wall that is the United States' CIA as a spy. He was one of Russia's greatest weapons when it came to defense strategies against the covert operations of CIA dogs. They say that the Cold War could've ended years earlier had he not existed. He pretty much got away with it... lives in obscurity in the Czech Republic now. Maybe the greatest example of espionage.
Bottom's up.
STATIC: The Crimes have been part of an inside job all our own, you could say. Without anyone--ANYONE--not D-X, the Dudes, the Decapitators, Wahoo Bobby himself!--realizing it--we penetrated your walls, NAPW. We snuck up on your without you even realizing it. Two wins over the only two-time champs in NAPW history, one over a very good Decapitators team. Bam, Tag Team Champions. If we were Soviet spies right now, I think that NAPW brass would've arrested the Crimes and asked us to become double agents by now.
Half-grin. Pours another.
STATIC: And that's a problem. Not that we're not double agents right now, that'd be cool... but check it: I've seen the Dudes and D-X on NAPW TV some five or six times since the last Monday Night Fights. They're fighting against the Crimes--the CHAMPS--two of the most vicious sumbitches in the game today. And yet, no mention of Rex or I. Hell, the Calgary Connection are getting more play than we are, and they've been gone for MONTHS.
I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes, down, down into my belly...
STATIC: Rex and I don't MIND, really... I can't speak for the Nexus One, but I've been playing the underdog my whole career, from my LADDER MATCHES (grin) in the States to going down to Mexico and being called a "(BLEEP)ing gringo" by every third-generation fatass who could put on his daddy's mask and hurracanrana. (smirk) So, Rex and I don't really sweat it. It's just a shame, those who can't learn from history. I -hate- that.
Malum Prohibitum, guys. The Crimes are going to lay waste to all of you at Joker's Wild. But, thanks to your lack of regard for our spy friends, we won't feel bad doing it. That makes it okay, right?
Grin, and fade.