Post by The Decapitators on Jan 19, 2006 11:54:24 GMT -5
The two Decapitators are in the middle of trading off-colur jokes.
Axe: So then the nun says to the priest, "Twenty bucks same as everywhere else!"
In the of an outbreak of laughter the similar tune of "Funkytown" starts to be played. Axe stands there giving Diamond an odd look while Diamond is searching his pockets. Finally Diamond recovers his cell phone from his back pocket as the cell seems to be playing Funkytown.
Axe: Funkytown??
Diamond (flipping open the cell and bringing it up to ear level): Hello? Speaking...OH MY GOD!!
Dramatic Pause....
I made onto American IDOL!!!
As soon as Diamond makes it to "DOL!!" a crowd of women surround him and start to grope.
Axe (befuddled (is that a word?) ) : Oh yeah...Well...I made it to Canadian IDOL!!
Everyone goes silent and give him the same odd look he was giving Diamond.
Someone throws a McDonald's Milkshake at him, hitting right in the temple. A majorety of the shake lands on a brunette's blouse. Instinctly she removes the shirt which leads the group of females to reveal their bra's and goe back to groping Diamond.
As the women are in the middle of removing their clothes a gang of Bikers swarmed Axe and started to beat him to the ground with chains and crowbars.
Diamond (looking up from a girl who slides down to his "downstairs") : I LOVE YOU SIMON COWELL!!
Fades to black with the sound of a slow "ZIP"....
Axe: So then the nun says to the priest, "Twenty bucks same as everywhere else!"
In the of an outbreak of laughter the similar tune of "Funkytown" starts to be played. Axe stands there giving Diamond an odd look while Diamond is searching his pockets. Finally Diamond recovers his cell phone from his back pocket as the cell seems to be playing Funkytown.
Axe: Funkytown??
Diamond (flipping open the cell and bringing it up to ear level): Hello? Speaking...OH MY GOD!!
Dramatic Pause....
I made onto American IDOL!!!
As soon as Diamond makes it to "DOL!!" a crowd of women surround him and start to grope.
Axe (befuddled (is that a word?) ) : Oh yeah...Well...I made it to Canadian IDOL!!
Everyone goes silent and give him the same odd look he was giving Diamond.
Someone throws a McDonald's Milkshake at him, hitting right in the temple. A majorety of the shake lands on a brunette's blouse. Instinctly she removes the shirt which leads the group of females to reveal their bra's and goe back to groping Diamond.
As the women are in the middle of removing their clothes a gang of Bikers swarmed Axe and started to beat him to the ground with chains and crowbars.
Diamond (looking up from a girl who slides down to his "downstairs") : I LOVE YOU SIMON COWELL!!
Fades to black with the sound of a slow "ZIP"....