Post by nexusone on Jan 18, 2006 17:53:47 GMT -5
(Rex Caliber is in an Edmonton hospital. He sees a woman being wheeled out of a room on his way to see Bill Fleming. She has a white sheet over her. Rex sneaks into the empty room, and steals a bouquet of flowers.)
Rex: She can’t use these where she’s going.
(Rex continues he’s path to Fleming, after wonder the halls a bit, and now has to get on an elevator. He rides it up, gets off it, then walks till he arrives at room 420 and knocks twice.)
Fleming: Come in…
(Rex walks in and a ghostly pale Fleming looks scared to death.)
Rex: Hey guy…Bought you some flowers.
(Rex hands the flowers to Fleming. He has a bandages all over him. But still has slight use of his arms. He reads the card.)
Fleming: Who’s Granny??
Rex: Oh…that… Damn florist gave me the wrong ones. Didn’t have time to fix it. Anyway how you doing buddy?
Fleming: My back is severely injured because of YOU, and Static..
(Fleming looked almost in denial when he said those words.)
Rex: I didn’t want to do it…I never meant to hurt you…that badly. But you did cost me the TV belt, and I couldn’t let you cost us the Tag Team titles.
Fleming: Yeah, I heard y’all won, like three days later, when I woke up. Congratulations..
(Fleming shakes his head in pure sadness.)
Fleming: I tried to do good, all you had to do was tell me I was fired and I would have left.
Rex: Static said you would still try to help…to prove you could be worthy. He was right, we won the titles and I feel bad about the circumstances but I don’t regret it. We had to do it, but I do apologize for messing you up so bad.
Fleming: Well, just remember that if you’re not helpful to Static, he’ll do the same to you. I learned that…
(Fleming looks at his self.)
Fleming: The hard way!
(Rex look changes to from sympathetic to slightly Pissed.)
Rex: Static hasn’t done anything but help me get gold. We’re a well oiled, tag team wrestling machine. Don’t try to act like you didn’t somewhat deserve this. Look at where we are now: Co main-eventing Joker’s Wild, as the NAPW Tag Champs. We're damn sure not losing matches to the Crusher. This Monday is the biggest match in our careers and you sit there feeling sorry for yourself, instead of being happy for The Crimes.
Fleming: Look, could you please leave…I’ll be watching this Monday.
Rex: Well that’s good…You can watch…
Fleming: YOU TWO GET BEAT!!!
(Fleming mustered every ounce of courage in his battered body, to say that. Rex has subsequently turned to full rage.)
Rex: You're talking big for man laid up in a hospital… A hospital I helped put you in.
(Rex gets closer to him almost ready to strike, when a nurse walks in. Rex quickly hugs Fleming and whispers in his ear.)
Rex: You think what I did to you was criminal…watch Monday, see what happens to guys who try to take my BELT. Nobody can stop the legalized assault of DX and the Dudes. NOBODY!!
(Rex quickly turns to the overweight nurse.)
Rex: My cousin needed a hug, didn’t you Bill?
Fleming: Uh yeah…
(Bill was scared to say anything else.)
Rex: Later Bill, tell Aunt Samantha I said hey.
(Rex exits the room after he slaps the nurse on the ass. Rex takes the same route back. He walks back by the room he stole the flowers from. A little 5 year old girl stops him.)
Little Girl: (crying) THAT’S THE MAN I SAW STEAL GRANNIES FLOWERS!!!
(Rex playing it off.)
Rex: No I didn’t, your probably heart broken because the Easter Bunny killed Granny, while Santa drove the getaway car.
(Rex the kneels to her.)
Rex: I’m kidding they’re isn’t an Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. I just saved you 4 more years of lies Mommy and Daddy were going to tell you.
(Rex walks away from the horribly crying ,slightly traumatized little girl, who is surrounded by nurses who are trying to explain that Rex was a crazy man. Rex hears that comment turns around.)
Rex: Innocent until proven GUILTY!
(Then winks at the nurses, laughs almost sadistically, before finally making his way out the building.)
Rex: She can’t use these where she’s going.
(Rex continues he’s path to Fleming, after wonder the halls a bit, and now has to get on an elevator. He rides it up, gets off it, then walks till he arrives at room 420 and knocks twice.)
Fleming: Come in…
(Rex walks in and a ghostly pale Fleming looks scared to death.)
Rex: Hey guy…Bought you some flowers.
(Rex hands the flowers to Fleming. He has a bandages all over him. But still has slight use of his arms. He reads the card.)
Fleming: Who’s Granny??
Rex: Oh…that… Damn florist gave me the wrong ones. Didn’t have time to fix it. Anyway how you doing buddy?
Fleming: My back is severely injured because of YOU, and Static..
(Fleming looked almost in denial when he said those words.)
Rex: I didn’t want to do it…I never meant to hurt you…that badly. But you did cost me the TV belt, and I couldn’t let you cost us the Tag Team titles.
Fleming: Yeah, I heard y’all won, like three days later, when I woke up. Congratulations..
(Fleming shakes his head in pure sadness.)
Fleming: I tried to do good, all you had to do was tell me I was fired and I would have left.
Rex: Static said you would still try to help…to prove you could be worthy. He was right, we won the titles and I feel bad about the circumstances but I don’t regret it. We had to do it, but I do apologize for messing you up so bad.
Fleming: Well, just remember that if you’re not helpful to Static, he’ll do the same to you. I learned that…
(Fleming looks at his self.)
Fleming: The hard way!
(Rex look changes to from sympathetic to slightly Pissed.)
Rex: Static hasn’t done anything but help me get gold. We’re a well oiled, tag team wrestling machine. Don’t try to act like you didn’t somewhat deserve this. Look at where we are now: Co main-eventing Joker’s Wild, as the NAPW Tag Champs. We're damn sure not losing matches to the Crusher. This Monday is the biggest match in our careers and you sit there feeling sorry for yourself, instead of being happy for The Crimes.
Fleming: Look, could you please leave…I’ll be watching this Monday.
Rex: Well that’s good…You can watch…
Fleming: YOU TWO GET BEAT!!!
(Fleming mustered every ounce of courage in his battered body, to say that. Rex has subsequently turned to full rage.)
Rex: You're talking big for man laid up in a hospital… A hospital I helped put you in.
(Rex gets closer to him almost ready to strike, when a nurse walks in. Rex quickly hugs Fleming and whispers in his ear.)
Rex: You think what I did to you was criminal…watch Monday, see what happens to guys who try to take my BELT. Nobody can stop the legalized assault of DX and the Dudes. NOBODY!!
(Rex quickly turns to the overweight nurse.)
Rex: My cousin needed a hug, didn’t you Bill?
Fleming: Uh yeah…
(Bill was scared to say anything else.)
Rex: Later Bill, tell Aunt Samantha I said hey.
(Rex exits the room after he slaps the nurse on the ass. Rex takes the same route back. He walks back by the room he stole the flowers from. A little 5 year old girl stops him.)
Little Girl: (crying) THAT’S THE MAN I SAW STEAL GRANNIES FLOWERS!!!
(Rex playing it off.)
Rex: No I didn’t, your probably heart broken because the Easter Bunny killed Granny, while Santa drove the getaway car.
(Rex the kneels to her.)
Rex: I’m kidding they’re isn’t an Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. I just saved you 4 more years of lies Mommy and Daddy were going to tell you.
(Rex walks away from the horribly crying ,slightly traumatized little girl, who is surrounded by nurses who are trying to explain that Rex was a crazy man. Rex hears that comment turns around.)
Rex: Innocent until proven GUILTY!
(Then winks at the nurses, laughs almost sadistically, before finally making his way out the building.)