Post by The Decapitators on Jan 15, 2006 21:40:43 GMT -5
A small 12-inch television flashes two Puerto-Rican stars. One man and one woman (both or very beautiful).
The two ramble on in Spanish as sub-titles scroll across the bottom of the screen. Lets take a gander (a look not a male goose)...
Man: I can't be with you anymore.
Woman: WHY! Is it my sister, my mother? My father, my brother! I'll give up everything to be with you.
Man: No...It's not that. It's just that...It's too much.
Woman: What's too much. I can't take it! (flailing onto a nearby wall. She starst to sob.) I'M PREGNANT!!
Man: NO!! It can't be!! We've never been together!!
Woman: It was your twin!! He bewitched me with medival spells then took advantage of me only to be horribly mangled in a car-crash which was the cause of my long-lost brother who became furious with rage and had an affair with your mother!!
Man: THAT WAS NOT MY MOTHER!!....It was my father!! He is a transexual and recently went through an extensive surgery only to be enchanted by the good looks and charm of your best friend...THE DOCTOR!!
Woman: He is not my doctor, but my widdowed Uncle who I have been prostituting out to your sister!!
Man: MY SISTER LIVES IN CANADA!!!
(DUN,DUN,DUNNNN!!!)
[Goes to a commercial]
The cameraman pans left to Axe sitting and wiping a tear from his eye.
Axe: MAN...THAT... WAS... BEAUTIFUL.
A door slams shut as Phil, the cameraman pivots to reveal Diamond holding a bag of KFC and a Six-Pack.
Diamond: Dude, are you watching your soaps?
Axe (wiping a tear from his eye) : Yeah...
Diamond (shutting off the TV.) : OK. Get your gear packed we got to be at Nait for 8:00.
Axe (heaving off the couch): Man...I'm going to miss the end.
Diamond (obviously lying) : Don't worry I'll take it for you.
Axe (now apparently giddy) runs to his room.
Diamond (under his breath as he switches to the channel NAPW is on.): I hate my brother.
Almost instantly Axe returns to the room.
Axe: Tape ready?
Diamond: OH YEAH! Lets go! (pointing to the door)
Axe: Shotgun!
Fades to black...
The two ramble on in Spanish as sub-titles scroll across the bottom of the screen. Lets take a gander (a look not a male goose)...
Man: I can't be with you anymore.
Woman: WHY! Is it my sister, my mother? My father, my brother! I'll give up everything to be with you.
Man: No...It's not that. It's just that...It's too much.
Woman: What's too much. I can't take it! (flailing onto a nearby wall. She starst to sob.) I'M PREGNANT!!
Man: NO!! It can't be!! We've never been together!!
Woman: It was your twin!! He bewitched me with medival spells then took advantage of me only to be horribly mangled in a car-crash which was the cause of my long-lost brother who became furious with rage and had an affair with your mother!!
Man: THAT WAS NOT MY MOTHER!!....It was my father!! He is a transexual and recently went through an extensive surgery only to be enchanted by the good looks and charm of your best friend...THE DOCTOR!!
Woman: He is not my doctor, but my widdowed Uncle who I have been prostituting out to your sister!!
Man: MY SISTER LIVES IN CANADA!!!
(DUN,DUN,DUNNNN!!!)
[Goes to a commercial]
The cameraman pans left to Axe sitting and wiping a tear from his eye.
Axe: MAN...THAT... WAS... BEAUTIFUL.
A door slams shut as Phil, the cameraman pivots to reveal Diamond holding a bag of KFC and a Six-Pack.
Diamond: Dude, are you watching your soaps?
Axe (wiping a tear from his eye) : Yeah...
Diamond (shutting off the TV.) : OK. Get your gear packed we got to be at Nait for 8:00.
Axe (heaving off the couch): Man...I'm going to miss the end.
Diamond (obviously lying) : Don't worry I'll take it for you.
Axe (now apparently giddy) runs to his room.
Diamond (under his breath as he switches to the channel NAPW is on.): I hate my brother.
Almost instantly Axe returns to the room.
Axe: Tape ready?
Diamond: OH YEAH! Lets go! (pointing to the door)
Axe: Shotgun!
Fades to black...