Post by billmcneil on Jan 13, 2006 4:22:33 GMT -5
{The TV stations in Canada can’t get enough of Bill McNeil, and the crazy NAPW superstars. Here’s another edition of Late Night with Bill McNeil. A Latin-American man with baggy pants and a Sean Paul shirt is seated on Bill‘s guest couch. His dark shades and bandana cover most of his face.}
Bill: Tonight we have Technique on the show, welcome to the big time kid.
Technique: Hey mang.. thanks esse… thanks for having me homes.
Bill: Well the usual format is to have guests tell their background story, but not today. You look like a typical thug wannabe...what makes you better than a guy hustling on the street?
Technique: I used to hustle the dope homes, ran with gangs, mang, I grew up in a ghetto part of the L.A. mang.. I am a true Mexican thug that wanted to take all my anger out legally, rather than with bullets homes.
Bill: But are you a real thug... Would a real thug hang out with guys like Immortal and Crusher? Also how did it feel to get crushed by Crusher in the TV tournament? Pardon the intended pun.
Technique: Yo esse, I left that life behind me mang, I still chill with my same homies, but I don’t do that stuff anymore esse, they my wrestling homies, and crushed eh? I didn't know I was crushed esse, but I guess I should of been more prepared homes.
Bill: Yes you should have been... How do you justify beating up helpless Tex on Action!?
Technique: Yo esse, I didn't wanna do that stuff mang, Tex if you out there I’m sorry homes.
Bill: What was your job before you became a wrestler?
Technique: I used to sell drugs, and DJ at a small time club up on Crenshaw, homes.
Bill: DJ?? Was it rap music you were spinning?
Technique: Yeah homes…
Bill: Rap is the music of the devil, and it makes our world a much more dangerous place. How do you feel being a role model to kids and have the horrible life style you live?
Technique: Yo mang, John Cena, he has a Thug mentality, everyone loves him homes, but he didn't do the same stuff I did, I don’t have to be a Role Model to Children, I don’t want them to do the same stuff I did homes, they can like my wrestling but they don't have to know my past esse, and rap is a way of expressing your feelings from people who never had nothing esse but I guess you wouldn't understand that homes.
Bill: Well that’s your opinion...But I do understand that rap is evil… But let’s move on an talk about your upcoming match at Joker's Wild. It's a 6 man gauntlet match with the winner getting a shot at the NAPW title. What are your chances of winning and what do you think of your opponents?
Technique: My opponents are all very talented wrestlers esse, it would be tight to have a chance to beat them and beat Chris Casino, but my chances are 1 out of 6 so I’m just gonna do my best homes.
Bill: Any body in particular you'd like to wrestle in the NAPW, besides Chris Casino, who everyone not in the Rat Pack chooses?
Technique: Umm no mang.. I’ll wrestle whoever’s thrown at me homes.
Bill: So your not afraid of anybody.. Your thug life forever right?
Technique: Yeah homes till i die.
Bill: So what's your goal in the NAPW? Just to make money?
Technique: No homie, I want my name to be known. If I ever leave this fed I want people to be like "Technique he could really wrestle". I wanna be a good Mexican wrestler, similar to Rey and Eddie.
Bill: Well I'll give you credit, you have fancy looking moves, but do you honestly think you could beat the Minstrel or Don Travelli? They are champions and you.. well you aren't anything.
Technique: I don't know, I think I could have a chance homes.
Bill: I'll make sure they know that you said they was pieces of garbage, and that you could whoop them any day of the week… Any final thoughts to your fans or competition in NAPW?
{Technique gets a little mad.}
Technique: Yo man say that and you'll be in for it homes.
{But he goes quickly back to calm and cool.}
Technique: I want my fans to know I love them homes!
Bill: Aww... how sweet
{Bill turns from a sarcastic smile, to a look of disdain.}
Bill: I want to puke... I would say thanks for being here but... I'm just praying my rims are still on my Cadillac outside.
Technique: Yo homes you wanna make fun of my way of life homes? Why don't you do something about me, instead of just talking smack!
Bill: Hey no reason to get testy... I'm allowed to have opinions, which for the most part are facts, and you are allowed to be who you are... Just don’t touch my car.
Technique: I have my opinions on your girlfriend, tell her I said thanks and she still owes me money… I’m out homes … PEACE!
{Technique storms off the set, Bill calls for security.}
Security: You want me to follow him?
Bill: No…but I do need some coffee, Thanks...
{The security guard looks confused and sort of pissed himself.}
Bill: Tune in next time, when I hope we get a classier guest. Goodnight Edmonton!!
{Bill walks quickly off stage looking for his coffee.}
{co written with Technique}
Bill: Tonight we have Technique on the show, welcome to the big time kid.
Technique: Hey mang.. thanks esse… thanks for having me homes.
Bill: Well the usual format is to have guests tell their background story, but not today. You look like a typical thug wannabe...what makes you better than a guy hustling on the street?
Technique: I used to hustle the dope homes, ran with gangs, mang, I grew up in a ghetto part of the L.A. mang.. I am a true Mexican thug that wanted to take all my anger out legally, rather than with bullets homes.
Bill: But are you a real thug... Would a real thug hang out with guys like Immortal and Crusher? Also how did it feel to get crushed by Crusher in the TV tournament? Pardon the intended pun.
Technique: Yo esse, I left that life behind me mang, I still chill with my same homies, but I don’t do that stuff anymore esse, they my wrestling homies, and crushed eh? I didn't know I was crushed esse, but I guess I should of been more prepared homes.
Bill: Yes you should have been... How do you justify beating up helpless Tex on Action!?
Technique: Yo esse, I didn't wanna do that stuff mang, Tex if you out there I’m sorry homes.
Bill: What was your job before you became a wrestler?
Technique: I used to sell drugs, and DJ at a small time club up on Crenshaw, homes.
Bill: DJ?? Was it rap music you were spinning?
Technique: Yeah homes…
Bill: Rap is the music of the devil, and it makes our world a much more dangerous place. How do you feel being a role model to kids and have the horrible life style you live?
Technique: Yo mang, John Cena, he has a Thug mentality, everyone loves him homes, but he didn't do the same stuff I did, I don’t have to be a Role Model to Children, I don’t want them to do the same stuff I did homes, they can like my wrestling but they don't have to know my past esse, and rap is a way of expressing your feelings from people who never had nothing esse but I guess you wouldn't understand that homes.
Bill: Well that’s your opinion...But I do understand that rap is evil… But let’s move on an talk about your upcoming match at Joker's Wild. It's a 6 man gauntlet match with the winner getting a shot at the NAPW title. What are your chances of winning and what do you think of your opponents?
Technique: My opponents are all very talented wrestlers esse, it would be tight to have a chance to beat them and beat Chris Casino, but my chances are 1 out of 6 so I’m just gonna do my best homes.
Bill: Any body in particular you'd like to wrestle in the NAPW, besides Chris Casino, who everyone not in the Rat Pack chooses?
Technique: Umm no mang.. I’ll wrestle whoever’s thrown at me homes.
Bill: So your not afraid of anybody.. Your thug life forever right?
Technique: Yeah homes till i die.
Bill: So what's your goal in the NAPW? Just to make money?
Technique: No homie, I want my name to be known. If I ever leave this fed I want people to be like "Technique he could really wrestle". I wanna be a good Mexican wrestler, similar to Rey and Eddie.
Bill: Well I'll give you credit, you have fancy looking moves, but do you honestly think you could beat the Minstrel or Don Travelli? They are champions and you.. well you aren't anything.
Technique: I don't know, I think I could have a chance homes.
Bill: I'll make sure they know that you said they was pieces of garbage, and that you could whoop them any day of the week… Any final thoughts to your fans or competition in NAPW?
{Technique gets a little mad.}
Technique: Yo man say that and you'll be in for it homes.
{But he goes quickly back to calm and cool.}
Technique: I want my fans to know I love them homes!
Bill: Aww... how sweet
{Bill turns from a sarcastic smile, to a look of disdain.}
Bill: I want to puke... I would say thanks for being here but... I'm just praying my rims are still on my Cadillac outside.
Technique: Yo homes you wanna make fun of my way of life homes? Why don't you do something about me, instead of just talking smack!
Bill: Hey no reason to get testy... I'm allowed to have opinions, which for the most part are facts, and you are allowed to be who you are... Just don’t touch my car.
Technique: I have my opinions on your girlfriend, tell her I said thanks and she still owes me money… I’m out homes … PEACE!
{Technique storms off the set, Bill calls for security.}
Security: You want me to follow him?
Bill: No…but I do need some coffee, Thanks...
{The security guard looks confused and sort of pissed himself.}
Bill: Tune in next time, when I hope we get a classier guest. Goodnight Edmonton!!
{Bill walks quickly off stage looking for his coffee.}
{co written with Technique}