Post by nexusone on Jan 12, 2006 4:51:47 GMT -5
(The brand new TV spot for Monday Night Fights has started to air. It stars everyone's favorite champion. No not Casino.... Rex Caliber!!!)
Rex: Are you tired of watching boring TV on Monday Nights. I know that some shows announce live sex on the air nowadays and then go dark when skin is shown...Well not the NAPW!!!
(Rex starts unbuttoning his shirt.)
Rex: This week, Rex Caliber, one half of the Premier Tag Team in NAPW, one half of the current undisputed, one half of the currently undefeated, one half of the forever unstoppable tag team champions known as The Crimes, will dance in the middle of the ring for all of you.
(Rex peels of the shirt and starts undoing his pants, showing off his silk boxers.)
Rex: Ladies..bring the cash because Rex is taking it ALL off this Monday Night. This hard ripped body will be flaunting and gyrating for all of you.
(Rex now down to just boxers starts dancing some...horribly might I add.)
Rex: Yeah there's a few matches on the show.. and Static is going to show up as well. But everyone will buy a ticket, and tune in to see my luscious self dance all the clothes away. The party will continue at the Nexus Sports Club after the show. Sex sells baby and you're looking at a money generating machine.
(The camera pans to an ATM.)
Rex: No me, you jackass...
(The spot ends thankfully, followed by a commercial for the collectors edition DVD of the movie "Misery")
Rex: Are you tired of watching boring TV on Monday Nights. I know that some shows announce live sex on the air nowadays and then go dark when skin is shown...Well not the NAPW!!!
(Rex starts unbuttoning his shirt.)
Rex: This week, Rex Caliber, one half of the Premier Tag Team in NAPW, one half of the current undisputed, one half of the currently undefeated, one half of the forever unstoppable tag team champions known as The Crimes, will dance in the middle of the ring for all of you.
(Rex peels of the shirt and starts undoing his pants, showing off his silk boxers.)
Rex: Ladies..bring the cash because Rex is taking it ALL off this Monday Night. This hard ripped body will be flaunting and gyrating for all of you.
(Rex now down to just boxers starts dancing some...horribly might I add.)
Rex: Yeah there's a few matches on the show.. and Static is going to show up as well. But everyone will buy a ticket, and tune in to see my luscious self dance all the clothes away. The party will continue at the Nexus Sports Club after the show. Sex sells baby and you're looking at a money generating machine.
(The camera pans to an ATM.)
Rex: No me, you jackass...
(The spot ends thankfully, followed by a commercial for the collectors edition DVD of the movie "Misery")