Post by Nightmare on Jan 11, 2006 21:38:37 GMT -5
[fade up]
[Blake Larkinson and his deadly client, Apocalypse are just reviewing a promo on the small TV. The Crusher is seen on the TV in the NAPW Action! ring. Apocalypse's smile widens wider, and wider still as he listens to the last two words; 'R.I.P. Apocalypse']
[suddenly a cell phone is heard ringing, and Blake picks up and answers his phone. he gets a sour and frightened expression]
Blake> (into phone) Please don't tell me there's another one . . . (sighs) Ok, I'll be right there.
[without bothering to tie up Apocalypse, he exits the old and rotting apartment. our host stands and walks towards the camera]
Apocalypse> Seems that The Crusher has less and less to say every time he addresses me. This time all he had to say was 'I'll just plainly kick your ass' or something like that. Less talking? Damn right, less talking. You will have no teeth left by the time I am finished with you.
Blake has just left apparently to pick up another promo. Travelli, no doubt. You know, Travelli, you are causing way much more trouble than you are worth! It's rediculous!
[Apocalypse walks over to the window and looks out onto the street. Blake is just returning in an old and busted BMW]
Apocalypse> (to himself) Hmm. He's fast. Must be rather important . . .
[in a moment's time, the door almost bursts open and Blake stands there panting]
Blake> I got . . . the tape.
[in nothing more than a heartbeat, Apocalypse had the tape and shoved it into the VCR, forgetting that Crusher's was already in there. realizing this, our host rips the tape from the receiver and shoves Travelli's latest promo in]
[the screen flickers on. Apocalypse had no interest in watching a bunch of bullsh*t at this time, and Blake knew, so he fast forwarded the tape to the important part]
[ Don- Places like this market place were built on good citizens such as that man, For years salesman have come and gone but he has remained. Although his market stool is a very small business, I respect it. Just as it respects me and my family.
How ever some people do not respect me and have no respect for the family! Among these people are NAPW wrestlers!
This Thursday I get the opportunity to critically damage two of those individuals when I win the NAPW Television title. I will make a statement for the world to hear! Just so that everyone knows just about where they stand! I am gonna show everyone that you do not insult the family.
Later this week history I will make history by winning a championship belt in only my second match here., and just like my debut back in EWF I will finish the evening with Gold around my waist. I won the EWF title by defeating Cobra G in a match tailored to suit my needs. This was a Mafia Road Side Burial match. The only rule was to bury your opponent at roadside there was no pin falls, no submission, no count out and most importantly no DQ! This rule aloud me to invite the family to help me and win one of the most prestigious title in the organization on my first night.
My match this week, thanks to Apocalyspe is very similar. No DQ! Meaning myself and the family can do what ever the hell we want, Capeesh! I like the sound of this match it sounds very EWF. I love it, Its perfect.
So Apocalypse with all your death threats, You clearly have a death wish!, Making the stipulation No DQ because everybody knows I will always do whatever it takes to win. Even if it means getting outside help, using a foreign object of even a fire arm such as my little friend my Tommy Gun.
[The Don then laughs evilly to himself.]
Don- But I gotta say the kids got balls, willing to go up against me in a match with no rules. But he may have balls but clearly no brain up there. Apocalyspe has got to understand in a world with no rules people like myself are forced to step in and make them ourselves!
So get ready Apolcalypse because you got exactly what you want capeesh! Id absolutely love a no DQ match it means I can whack you literally anyway I want, I don’t even have to do it myself if I don’t want to, Capeesh!
I shall use you as an example of what happens if you get involved with the family and I will use the TV title as a symbol of power!]
[the scene fades off the screen, and Apocalypse bursts into a series of laughter and tears]
Apocalypse> Travelli? God, I always knew you were stupid, but I underestimated you. You are a total freakin' retard!
[Blake and his client laugh in unison]
Apocalypse> Symbol of 'power'? More like a symbol of 'I needed help to defeat Crusher and Apocalypse'! The family will feel the wrath of Judgement Day just like the rest of you! So go ahead, bring 'em with you. See what happens to you and the family.
[Apocalypse sits down, keeling over in unstoppable laughter. after what seems an eternity, he stops and stands]
Apocalypse> Give me something to think about, eh? I'll give you something to think about, capeesh? Well, to some extent. When I am finished with you, you will hardly be able to think!
And Crusher? You are the funniest s.o.b on the planet, you know? Kill or be Crushed? Ok, I pick 'kill'. What do I win? I know, an NAPW Television Championship Belt! Right?
[he breaks into rather quiet laughter. well considering his original volume, you would call it quiet]
Apocalypse> I will slaughter you both, and I won't even lose any sleep over it! Who says I have no respect for your family, Travelli? Oh yea! I do!! For all I care, Don, you and your family can rot in Hell!
[Blake respectfully puts his hand on our hosts shoulder, and he is put back in the straight jacket, which we wish he wouldn't do on screen based on the snarling and spitting from Apocalypse]
[fade out]
[Blake Larkinson and his deadly client, Apocalypse are just reviewing a promo on the small TV. The Crusher is seen on the TV in the NAPW Action! ring. Apocalypse's smile widens wider, and wider still as he listens to the last two words; 'R.I.P. Apocalypse']
[suddenly a cell phone is heard ringing, and Blake picks up and answers his phone. he gets a sour and frightened expression]
Blake> (into phone) Please don't tell me there's another one . . . (sighs) Ok, I'll be right there.
[without bothering to tie up Apocalypse, he exits the old and rotting apartment. our host stands and walks towards the camera]
Apocalypse> Seems that The Crusher has less and less to say every time he addresses me. This time all he had to say was 'I'll just plainly kick your ass' or something like that. Less talking? Damn right, less talking. You will have no teeth left by the time I am finished with you.
Blake has just left apparently to pick up another promo. Travelli, no doubt. You know, Travelli, you are causing way much more trouble than you are worth! It's rediculous!
[Apocalypse walks over to the window and looks out onto the street. Blake is just returning in an old and busted BMW]
Apocalypse> (to himself) Hmm. He's fast. Must be rather important . . .
[in a moment's time, the door almost bursts open and Blake stands there panting]
Blake> I got . . . the tape.
[in nothing more than a heartbeat, Apocalypse had the tape and shoved it into the VCR, forgetting that Crusher's was already in there. realizing this, our host rips the tape from the receiver and shoves Travelli's latest promo in]
[the screen flickers on. Apocalypse had no interest in watching a bunch of bullsh*t at this time, and Blake knew, so he fast forwarded the tape to the important part]
[ Don- Places like this market place were built on good citizens such as that man, For years salesman have come and gone but he has remained. Although his market stool is a very small business, I respect it. Just as it respects me and my family.
How ever some people do not respect me and have no respect for the family! Among these people are NAPW wrestlers!
This Thursday I get the opportunity to critically damage two of those individuals when I win the NAPW Television title. I will make a statement for the world to hear! Just so that everyone knows just about where they stand! I am gonna show everyone that you do not insult the family.
Later this week history I will make history by winning a championship belt in only my second match here., and just like my debut back in EWF I will finish the evening with Gold around my waist. I won the EWF title by defeating Cobra G in a match tailored to suit my needs. This was a Mafia Road Side Burial match. The only rule was to bury your opponent at roadside there was no pin falls, no submission, no count out and most importantly no DQ! This rule aloud me to invite the family to help me and win one of the most prestigious title in the organization on my first night.
My match this week, thanks to Apocalyspe is very similar. No DQ! Meaning myself and the family can do what ever the hell we want, Capeesh! I like the sound of this match it sounds very EWF. I love it, Its perfect.
So Apocalypse with all your death threats, You clearly have a death wish!, Making the stipulation No DQ because everybody knows I will always do whatever it takes to win. Even if it means getting outside help, using a foreign object of even a fire arm such as my little friend my Tommy Gun.
[The Don then laughs evilly to himself.]
Don- But I gotta say the kids got balls, willing to go up against me in a match with no rules. But he may have balls but clearly no brain up there. Apocalyspe has got to understand in a world with no rules people like myself are forced to step in and make them ourselves!
So get ready Apolcalypse because you got exactly what you want capeesh! Id absolutely love a no DQ match it means I can whack you literally anyway I want, I don’t even have to do it myself if I don’t want to, Capeesh!
I shall use you as an example of what happens if you get involved with the family and I will use the TV title as a symbol of power!]
[the scene fades off the screen, and Apocalypse bursts into a series of laughter and tears]
Apocalypse> Travelli? God, I always knew you were stupid, but I underestimated you. You are a total freakin' retard!
[Blake and his client laugh in unison]
Apocalypse> Symbol of 'power'? More like a symbol of 'I needed help to defeat Crusher and Apocalypse'! The family will feel the wrath of Judgement Day just like the rest of you! So go ahead, bring 'em with you. See what happens to you and the family.
[Apocalypse sits down, keeling over in unstoppable laughter. after what seems an eternity, he stops and stands]
Apocalypse> Give me something to think about, eh? I'll give you something to think about, capeesh? Well, to some extent. When I am finished with you, you will hardly be able to think!
And Crusher? You are the funniest s.o.b on the planet, you know? Kill or be Crushed? Ok, I pick 'kill'. What do I win? I know, an NAPW Television Championship Belt! Right?
[he breaks into rather quiet laughter. well considering his original volume, you would call it quiet]
Apocalypse> I will slaughter you both, and I won't even lose any sleep over it! Who says I have no respect for your family, Travelli? Oh yea! I do!! For all I care, Don, you and your family can rot in Hell!
[Blake respectfully puts his hand on our hosts shoulder, and he is put back in the straight jacket, which we wish he wouldn't do on screen based on the snarling and spitting from Apocalypse]
[fade out]