Post by billmcneil on Jan 11, 2006 5:03:33 GMT -5
{Another edition of the Edmonton ratings grabber, Late Night with Bill McNeil.}
Bill: Tonight's guest is one half of the new tag team The Doomriders...ladies and gentlemen welcome Kryenik.
{A tattooed covered man with his hair shaved short, walks onto stage wearing a black Old Man Gloom t-shirt, blue jeans, black dress shoes, wide leather strapped watch.}
Kryenik: Thank you Bill. Thanks for having me tonight.
Bill: It's always good to have a guest with talent on here and you sure have that. As always for first time guests, I'd like to know some background on them. How did you form the team of The Doomriders with partner Deathrow?
Kryenik: Deathrow and I met in 1998 in "farm" league federation called the PWF. Both of us were looking for a place to call home, and a reason to why we were there. I remember, we were pitted against each other in a falls count anywhere match, which was the standard in the PWF. We fought it out for a while, but as we fought each other it was as if we were wrestling ourselves. We both have similar styles, and we just clicked.
{Kryenik chuckles}
Kryenik: From then on, we started a tag team with no name. We just went by Deathrow and Kryenik. We ended up bringing down the Head federation, the IWA in a 5 on 2 match where it was us two fighting against 5 IWA wrestlers.
Bill: That's very interesting.. I'd thought you might have been bud's in prison.
Kryenik: I've heard that before. I'm surprised at that myself, as both of us have had our moments where the Law has been called and action has been taken. As you can imagine by all of these scars, I'm not exactly your neighborhood block-parent.
Bill: You're always welcome in my neighborhood... I'm curious to know how exactly you two come to the decision of wrestling in NAPW?
Kryenik: The last federation we were in was the DWU. We were there about 2 years before it finally folded on it's own rapid growth rate. To many wrestlers, not enough time... Eventually when it closed I went into exile. Three years, without a word from Deathrow.. Three years without me trying to contact him either. Then, last October, as I was writing in my book of memoirs a memory stumbled into my mind about a time where Deathrow and I kidnapped the owner of DWU's (Nxn) 18 year old daughter. There may have been forms of torture... but for legal sake we'll just keep it at kidnapping... but the memory came back into my mind and I shot up off of my chair and grabbed the phone.
{Kryenik has a sip of water}
Bill: Go on…
Kryenik: I had grown tired of this business. Too many bodies, to many titles, to many enemies wanting us dead... I just drifted away and lost interest. Then like I said, the memories of old came back and I felt that urge. That hunger for blood, the need to destroy the plebeians. So after shopping around, and looking into what and where we could go, we decided a federation out of Canada would be the best place to start out path.
Bill: I for one don't have a problem with lesbians.. but you do what you have too.
Kryenik: You're a witty man Bill. Perhaps a little to witty for your own good.
{Bill smiles wide}
Kryenik: I've seen your work before, you are intelligent, I’ll give you that. But I have no time, or need for jokes.
Bill: Ok.. Thanks. On that note... I know of a couple of guys that aren't joking around , those being The Delivery Boys any comments on your battle with them?
Kryenik: The Delivery Men are fools Bill. Another reason why this Canadian society stutters and fails each year. I bet if you asked them who was running for Parliament they'd answer with Delivery Man #88. I understand they have quite the ambition to break out of the slums of society and into the lime light. Luckily, I’ve heard reports of another meeting between us and the ex-CanPar workers. Another turn at smashing the bulb. Whether we win or not Bill, it doesn't matter. Once our cancer has spread a little further into NAPW, it doesn't matter if we win, what matters is how many lives or careers we ruined in the process.
Bill: It was an interesting response in the arena Monday, you guys got a lot of boo's from the fans. Any thoughts on that?
Kryenik: Do you think that the fans really matter to me Bill? I've spent years upon years either riding the fans for fun, playing on their feeble minds or kicking them while there hero's are being destroyed. So naturally the fans here make no difference. They'll turn on everyone, give it time.
Bill: I'm so glad to here a voice of reason...I totally agree with you.Now last night The NAPW crowned new tag champs: The Crimes. The tag division is so hot right now, what are your thoughts on your competition?
Kryenik: Have you ever thought about what apple your picking up? Have you ever though about whether or not your slippers matched your house coat? Probably not. I don't think about the competition, I find that thinking and worrying about the little things in life just takes up valuable energy. Energy that i could be using by acting upon instinct as I cut my way through the flesh of every individual in the tag team division.
{Kryenik gets a very sinister look on his face}
Kryenik: I am human Bill, a natural animal. We were once apes, despite what certain books may say. I attack, and eat, attack and eat.
Bill: You are a sick one, and I love that side of people... I almost forgot to ask, where's your partner at tonight?
Kryenik: I'm sure Deathrow is somewhere in Alberta. Last I heard he was headed down to Calgary to play with the bulls. He isn't much upstairs, partly because he's had it beaten out of him over the years, and partly because he gave up on life long ago. Either way, he loves butchery, and animals.. you put those two together and you've got a well cooked meal if you know what I mean.
Bill: I think I do... Well one last question..any particular wrestler or team you'd like to face in the coming months?
Kryenik: Actually there is one man in particular that I would like to face, I'd like to face the NAPW Champion, Chris Casino... not for the title, titles don't mean anything, but simply for his skin. His battered body would be great to mount over my fireplace... I'd give the belt to The Predator just for jokes. The pride would be tremendous.
Bill: There you have it, thanks a lot for being on the show.
Kryenik: Anytime Bill, maybe we could grab some Thai Food sometime. The Pad-Thai around here is to die for.
Bill: Ok.. will discuss that. Thanks everyone for tuning in... good night Edmonton.
{co written with Kryenik}
Bill: Tonight's guest is one half of the new tag team The Doomriders...ladies and gentlemen welcome Kryenik.
{A tattooed covered man with his hair shaved short, walks onto stage wearing a black Old Man Gloom t-shirt, blue jeans, black dress shoes, wide leather strapped watch.}
Kryenik: Thank you Bill. Thanks for having me tonight.
Bill: It's always good to have a guest with talent on here and you sure have that. As always for first time guests, I'd like to know some background on them. How did you form the team of The Doomriders with partner Deathrow?
Kryenik: Deathrow and I met in 1998 in "farm" league federation called the PWF. Both of us were looking for a place to call home, and a reason to why we were there. I remember, we were pitted against each other in a falls count anywhere match, which was the standard in the PWF. We fought it out for a while, but as we fought each other it was as if we were wrestling ourselves. We both have similar styles, and we just clicked.
{Kryenik chuckles}
Kryenik: From then on, we started a tag team with no name. We just went by Deathrow and Kryenik. We ended up bringing down the Head federation, the IWA in a 5 on 2 match where it was us two fighting against 5 IWA wrestlers.
Bill: That's very interesting.. I'd thought you might have been bud's in prison.
Kryenik: I've heard that before. I'm surprised at that myself, as both of us have had our moments where the Law has been called and action has been taken. As you can imagine by all of these scars, I'm not exactly your neighborhood block-parent.
Bill: You're always welcome in my neighborhood... I'm curious to know how exactly you two come to the decision of wrestling in NAPW?
Kryenik: The last federation we were in was the DWU. We were there about 2 years before it finally folded on it's own rapid growth rate. To many wrestlers, not enough time... Eventually when it closed I went into exile. Three years, without a word from Deathrow.. Three years without me trying to contact him either. Then, last October, as I was writing in my book of memoirs a memory stumbled into my mind about a time where Deathrow and I kidnapped the owner of DWU's (Nxn) 18 year old daughter. There may have been forms of torture... but for legal sake we'll just keep it at kidnapping... but the memory came back into my mind and I shot up off of my chair and grabbed the phone.
{Kryenik has a sip of water}
Bill: Go on…
Kryenik: I had grown tired of this business. Too many bodies, to many titles, to many enemies wanting us dead... I just drifted away and lost interest. Then like I said, the memories of old came back and I felt that urge. That hunger for blood, the need to destroy the plebeians. So after shopping around, and looking into what and where we could go, we decided a federation out of Canada would be the best place to start out path.
Bill: I for one don't have a problem with lesbians.. but you do what you have too.
Kryenik: You're a witty man Bill. Perhaps a little to witty for your own good.
{Bill smiles wide}
Kryenik: I've seen your work before, you are intelligent, I’ll give you that. But I have no time, or need for jokes.
Bill: Ok.. Thanks. On that note... I know of a couple of guys that aren't joking around , those being The Delivery Boys any comments on your battle with them?
Kryenik: The Delivery Men are fools Bill. Another reason why this Canadian society stutters and fails each year. I bet if you asked them who was running for Parliament they'd answer with Delivery Man #88. I understand they have quite the ambition to break out of the slums of society and into the lime light. Luckily, I’ve heard reports of another meeting between us and the ex-CanPar workers. Another turn at smashing the bulb. Whether we win or not Bill, it doesn't matter. Once our cancer has spread a little further into NAPW, it doesn't matter if we win, what matters is how many lives or careers we ruined in the process.
Bill: It was an interesting response in the arena Monday, you guys got a lot of boo's from the fans. Any thoughts on that?
Kryenik: Do you think that the fans really matter to me Bill? I've spent years upon years either riding the fans for fun, playing on their feeble minds or kicking them while there hero's are being destroyed. So naturally the fans here make no difference. They'll turn on everyone, give it time.
Bill: I'm so glad to here a voice of reason...I totally agree with you.Now last night The NAPW crowned new tag champs: The Crimes. The tag division is so hot right now, what are your thoughts on your competition?
Kryenik: Have you ever thought about what apple your picking up? Have you ever though about whether or not your slippers matched your house coat? Probably not. I don't think about the competition, I find that thinking and worrying about the little things in life just takes up valuable energy. Energy that i could be using by acting upon instinct as I cut my way through the flesh of every individual in the tag team division.
{Kryenik gets a very sinister look on his face}
Kryenik: I am human Bill, a natural animal. We were once apes, despite what certain books may say. I attack, and eat, attack and eat.
Bill: You are a sick one, and I love that side of people... I almost forgot to ask, where's your partner at tonight?
Kryenik: I'm sure Deathrow is somewhere in Alberta. Last I heard he was headed down to Calgary to play with the bulls. He isn't much upstairs, partly because he's had it beaten out of him over the years, and partly because he gave up on life long ago. Either way, he loves butchery, and animals.. you put those two together and you've got a well cooked meal if you know what I mean.
Bill: I think I do... Well one last question..any particular wrestler or team you'd like to face in the coming months?
Kryenik: Actually there is one man in particular that I would like to face, I'd like to face the NAPW Champion, Chris Casino... not for the title, titles don't mean anything, but simply for his skin. His battered body would be great to mount over my fireplace... I'd give the belt to The Predator just for jokes. The pride would be tremendous.
Bill: There you have it, thanks a lot for being on the show.
Kryenik: Anytime Bill, maybe we could grab some Thai Food sometime. The Pad-Thai around here is to die for.
Bill: Ok.. will discuss that. Thanks everyone for tuning in... good night Edmonton.
{co written with Kryenik}