Post by Chris Casino on Jan 10, 2006 14:20:01 GMT -5
The scene opens up with an overweight midget wearing a Predator mask. He's laying on the ground, one hand deep inside his pants. He grunts and strains as he tries to...Grasp something.
Mini Predator: Come on out you elusive ferret, The Predator is huntin' ya!
Voice Over: Some are pretenders......
We fade from the disturbing image of Mini Predator and his Ferret hunt to that of a homeless man under a bridge. He looks as if he hasn't had a shower since 2001 and he's holding a cardboard sign that reads "$1.00 to meet Ravager!" A business man nervously strolls over to him and quickly shoves a sweaty dollar bill into the bums hand.
Homeless Man: (grumbling) Thanks. Ravager! You got another one!
A man steps into the scene with his back to us. Even though we can't see his face we can see his cast on his hand.
Ravager: You is gonna like dis man. Once you have cast, you know it's a blast.
Business Man: Make it quick I'm on my lunch break.
The business man starts to unbuckle his belt and we thankfully cut away.
Voice Over: Others are frauds.
The scene changes to the interior of a fast food joint and we see a teenage girl at the counter. She's picking her nose as her customer looks on in horror.
Customer: You. Sick. Bitch. I wanna talk to your manager!
Girl At Counter: Whatever! (shouting) MANIAC!!! I need you us here to handle this!!!
Voice Over: Some are simply pathetic.
We dissolve to A child with Downs Syndrome. He's wearing a black tee shirt with one letter one it. D! He spots the camera, laughs, drools and points to his shirt.
Downs Syndrome Kid: My name is D! What letter are you? I hope it's P! I love P!
Voice Over: And some don't even deserve to be here.
The clapping mongoloid child fades to black and we come up on an image of Chris Casino standing before us. The NAPW Title draped over his shoulder.
Voice Over: There is only ONE true superstar in the NAPW, and he just saved a lot of money on his car insurance.
Casino smiles as we cut to a commercial for Geico.
Mini Predator: Come on out you elusive ferret, The Predator is huntin' ya!
Voice Over: Some are pretenders......
We fade from the disturbing image of Mini Predator and his Ferret hunt to that of a homeless man under a bridge. He looks as if he hasn't had a shower since 2001 and he's holding a cardboard sign that reads "$1.00 to meet Ravager!" A business man nervously strolls over to him and quickly shoves a sweaty dollar bill into the bums hand.
Homeless Man: (grumbling) Thanks. Ravager! You got another one!
A man steps into the scene with his back to us. Even though we can't see his face we can see his cast on his hand.
Ravager: You is gonna like dis man. Once you have cast, you know it's a blast.
Business Man: Make it quick I'm on my lunch break.
The business man starts to unbuckle his belt and we thankfully cut away.
Voice Over: Others are frauds.
The scene changes to the interior of a fast food joint and we see a teenage girl at the counter. She's picking her nose as her customer looks on in horror.
Customer: You. Sick. Bitch. I wanna talk to your manager!
Girl At Counter: Whatever! (shouting) MANIAC!!! I need you us here to handle this!!!
Voice Over: Some are simply pathetic.
We dissolve to A child with Downs Syndrome. He's wearing a black tee shirt with one letter one it. D! He spots the camera, laughs, drools and points to his shirt.
Downs Syndrome Kid: My name is D! What letter are you? I hope it's P! I love P!
Voice Over: And some don't even deserve to be here.
The clapping mongoloid child fades to black and we come up on an image of Chris Casino standing before us. The NAPW Title draped over his shoulder.
Voice Over: There is only ONE true superstar in the NAPW, and he just saved a lot of money on his car insurance.
Casino smiles as we cut to a commercial for Geico.