Post by travelli on Jan 9, 2006 19:30:23 GMT -5
[The Don is sitting in his usual black leather armchair, in one of the sitting room of his mansion. As usual his large fire place lights up the room and the reflection of the flames can be seen on the Dons face. These flames could represent many things. Perhaps the pent up anger within him still residing over his father’s murder, or perhaps the fact that his been metaphorically on fire lately not only competing in multiple Steelside main events, but making a name for himself in NAPW too. But really the fire only represents one thing, burning ambition!
The ambition to be world heavyweight champion, the ambition to be the most feared man in the world, and simply the ambition to be the best there is.
The Dons is performing his usual yet classy bad habits, smoking a cigar whilst sipping a glass of champagne. The Don also is looking eager to speak.]
Travelli- Welcome to my humble abode.
[The Don laughs evilly.]
Travelli- In case you haven’t already realized this is the Travelli mansion it was my fathers home and now it has become mine!
Travelli- My father was killed by someone sent from another gang. Unfortunately we never found his killer and it has been torturing me ever since. But I have done my best to try and make my father proud and let the family into a new golden age of greatness!
[The Don looks on smugly.]
Travelli- One day I will hopefully avenge his death but until that day comes I will spend my time taking out my anger in the ring, Capeesh! In the past I have delivered many people the kiss of death and sent them to sleepa Wida fishes, that’s what he would have wanted after all.
[The Don laughs evilly.]
Travelli- And this Thursday is gonna be no different. Another victim will fall at my feet. But the main question is who is it gonna be am I gonna Crush, Crusher? Or is it gonna be Judgement day for Apocalyspe.
[The Don laughs sarcastically at his bad pun.]
Travelli- either way it doesn’t really matter because I will still become the NAPW television champion, buda bing, bud boom! But I don’t want anyone to think Im gonna stop there! The Television title is just a stepping stone to the top, and as I have already said my true objective is to the become the Heavyweight champion!
But I feel that is not going to be that easy to achieve as Chris Casino looks like no fighting champion to me. Im really gonna have to do something drastic to gain a shot at that title round here. But after all it wouldn’t be the first drastic thing Ive done.
But those stories are not for the faint at heart. Basically what I trying to say is I will get an opportunity to do something drastic soon, when I get allocated a place in the NAPW royal rumble. Their maybe thirty men involved in the match, but I always find a route to victory, capeesh!
[Travelli begins to look more serious.]
Travelli- I will soon become the greatest superstar in the history of NAPW. I know many will claim the same thing, but I will prove it to everyone I am the best. Its in my blood to be the best, I have family backing behind me, And most importantly Im not afraid to cheat to get to the top.
Besides its not cheating if know one sees you doing it.
[The Don once again laughs.]
Travelli- Anyway that is the future now back to the matters at present. I have no interest in watching low card talent like Crusher however I did get the opportunity to watch his last promo. Now I’ve seen some dodgy champions in my time but you’ve got to be the worst performer I have ever seen with gold around their waist. How in holy hell did ya do it?
Was the guy you fort a cripple?, Did you face a small child?, or did you just buy your victory.
Either way I don’t give a rats ass it just makes it easier to get that title belt around my waist.
[The Don moves his hands up and down his waist to signify where the gold will be.]
Travelli- Ah yes I would also like to address this quote by Apocalyspe.
‘I have a manager to prevent me from killing my opponents. Although there is nothing you can do during a match, your job is to keep my fellow superstars from meeting certain death.’
Who do you think you are! Don’t you know who your dealing with I am Don Travelli! And even if you are a bozo I don’t take to death threats kindly!
[Although the Don has been ranting on angrily, he then begins to laugh.]
Travelli- I guess that just shows how stupid you are. Giving me with a death threat, do you realize that if you even considered such a hunt I would have your head mounted on a wall, quicker than you can say Spaghetti Cabonara!
Im the one who dishes out death threats I done it all, Concrete Shoes, Buried alive, sleeping wida fishes you name it people have fallen in all kinds of ways to me.
But this Thursday it really don’t matter which way you will meet your fate. Becaused all you wiseguys are destined to fall before me, Capeesh
[The Don finishes his champagne and the scene fades.]
The ambition to be world heavyweight champion, the ambition to be the most feared man in the world, and simply the ambition to be the best there is.
The Dons is performing his usual yet classy bad habits, smoking a cigar whilst sipping a glass of champagne. The Don also is looking eager to speak.]
Travelli- Welcome to my humble abode.
[The Don laughs evilly.]
Travelli- In case you haven’t already realized this is the Travelli mansion it was my fathers home and now it has become mine!
Travelli- My father was killed by someone sent from another gang. Unfortunately we never found his killer and it has been torturing me ever since. But I have done my best to try and make my father proud and let the family into a new golden age of greatness!
[The Don looks on smugly.]
Travelli- One day I will hopefully avenge his death but until that day comes I will spend my time taking out my anger in the ring, Capeesh! In the past I have delivered many people the kiss of death and sent them to sleepa Wida fishes, that’s what he would have wanted after all.
[The Don laughs evilly.]
Travelli- And this Thursday is gonna be no different. Another victim will fall at my feet. But the main question is who is it gonna be am I gonna Crush, Crusher? Or is it gonna be Judgement day for Apocalyspe.
[The Don laughs sarcastically at his bad pun.]
Travelli- either way it doesn’t really matter because I will still become the NAPW television champion, buda bing, bud boom! But I don’t want anyone to think Im gonna stop there! The Television title is just a stepping stone to the top, and as I have already said my true objective is to the become the Heavyweight champion!
But I feel that is not going to be that easy to achieve as Chris Casino looks like no fighting champion to me. Im really gonna have to do something drastic to gain a shot at that title round here. But after all it wouldn’t be the first drastic thing Ive done.
But those stories are not for the faint at heart. Basically what I trying to say is I will get an opportunity to do something drastic soon, when I get allocated a place in the NAPW royal rumble. Their maybe thirty men involved in the match, but I always find a route to victory, capeesh!
[Travelli begins to look more serious.]
Travelli- I will soon become the greatest superstar in the history of NAPW. I know many will claim the same thing, but I will prove it to everyone I am the best. Its in my blood to be the best, I have family backing behind me, And most importantly Im not afraid to cheat to get to the top.
Besides its not cheating if know one sees you doing it.
[The Don once again laughs.]
Travelli- Anyway that is the future now back to the matters at present. I have no interest in watching low card talent like Crusher however I did get the opportunity to watch his last promo. Now I’ve seen some dodgy champions in my time but you’ve got to be the worst performer I have ever seen with gold around their waist. How in holy hell did ya do it?
Was the guy you fort a cripple?, Did you face a small child?, or did you just buy your victory.
Either way I don’t give a rats ass it just makes it easier to get that title belt around my waist.
[The Don moves his hands up and down his waist to signify where the gold will be.]
Travelli- Ah yes I would also like to address this quote by Apocalyspe.
‘I have a manager to prevent me from killing my opponents. Although there is nothing you can do during a match, your job is to keep my fellow superstars from meeting certain death.’
Who do you think you are! Don’t you know who your dealing with I am Don Travelli! And even if you are a bozo I don’t take to death threats kindly!
[Although the Don has been ranting on angrily, he then begins to laugh.]
Travelli- I guess that just shows how stupid you are. Giving me with a death threat, do you realize that if you even considered such a hunt I would have your head mounted on a wall, quicker than you can say Spaghetti Cabonara!
Im the one who dishes out death threats I done it all, Concrete Shoes, Buried alive, sleeping wida fishes you name it people have fallen in all kinds of ways to me.
But this Thursday it really don’t matter which way you will meet your fate. Becaused all you wiseguys are destined to fall before me, Capeesh
[The Don finishes his champagne and the scene fades.]