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Post by Chris Casino on May 1, 2007 21:08:55 GMT -5
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Post by "The Show" Chad Kurtis on May 4, 2007 2:30:28 GMT -5
Scene begins as "The Show" Chad Kurtis has just finished his workout and has settle down with his lap top to catch on the latest from Rebel and NAPW.
Show: Business seems to be picking up for the Bluegrass Mafia. I mean not only do we have to face "The Foundation" for the Rebel tag team championships, now Donovan Astros is putting out hit like he's Al Capone or somebody. I mean c'mon, Astros. We need to get a couple of things straight first of the only mafia round here is the Bluegrass Mafia, so what you got some slacker who will listen to your orders. That don't make you shit! Plus, you are putting a hit out on on a female, a ruff and tuff kentucky girl, but still a female, I mean what are you some kind of bitch or something?! I mean where I come from if we have a problem with someone we take care of it ourselves, not hire someone. You know I thought the little lesson I gave you last week might have knocked some sense into you head, but I guess I was wrong. Oh well, like the old saying goes once a bitch, always a bitch! Anyways that's enough time wasted on Astros. Hell, I mean that's like 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back!
Matthew and Lyndsey arrive after going out for dinner...
Matt: Wassup, Chad, walking on our opening promo for our re-match against "The Foundation". I mean I can't wait to get back in the ring and whoop their asses. They got lucky last time, but funny thing we luck it always runs out!
Lyndsey: You boys have some work to do I mean last time Darko and Young surprised you guys. This time you have to be ready for anything, so you can bring the tag titles to "The Bluegrass Mafia"!
Show: Don't worry about "The Foundation's" luck. I mean they really got it up for our last match and it was one hell of a match, so my advice to them is to take a Viagra or whatever they need to get it up again. Because this time it's going to take more then luck. They got something that should be us and I ain't leaving North Carolina without them! I mean seriously, does "The Foundation" really think they can beat the dream team of "The Innovator of Offense", "The Last 'Action!' Hero, "The True PTPer", "The Show" Chad Kurtis and "The Big Cat Daddy", "The Big Blue Ass-kicker", "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis?! I am sure Young and Darko hear the footsteps in their sleep! I am sure they wake up with lumps in their throats knowing that they have to face "The Bluegrass Mafia" with the tag team titles on the line!
Matt: What my long winded brother is trying to say is when we climb in the ring against The Foundation with the Rebel tag team championships on the line there is going to be some bad news for Darko and Young and that bad news is that it going to be time for a Mafia style beat down for The Foundation and there is nothing ,nothing they can do about it. We are going to unload an ass-whooping on them like they have had before! Foundation prepare yourself for pain and agony as not only are you going to lose to The Bluegrass Mafia but you are goning to lose the tag team titles to them!
Show: And the sad thing about it, Darko and Young, is there ain't nothing you can do about it. I mean it doesn't matter how much training, how much preparation you do, I doesn't matter how much scouting you do, 'cause The Bluegrass Mafia is going to straight out lay the smack down on your candy asses and walk away Rebel tag team champions in the process! You know it only leaves me with one question, Who's down with BGM?
Matt: Darko and Young, you don't have to like what we say, hell you don't even have to believe what we say, but come May 8 we will make believers out of you! Hell, it may even be an life changing experience for you. Like a near death experience! Anyway enough talk see you in the ring!
Scene fades as Chad and Matt begin to talk among thereselves...
Matthew Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine used with permission
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Post by Thomas Young on May 4, 2007 21:51:13 GMT -5
The scene opens up with the all too familiar '02 Tahoe pulling into the parking lot of the Harrah's Cherokee Casino and Hotel in Cherokee North Carolina. Three door's open at the same time and The Foundation exits the Tahoe. They walk to the entrance and stop in front. All three of them are wearing fine suits and dark sunglasses. Mr. B has a briefcase instead of his dufflebag.
Thomas Young: So the Bluegrass Mafia thinks our luck is close to running out.
Prince Darko : What better place to go against the odds, then here.
Thomas Young: Exactly! B, you got the cash?
Mr. B looks at Thomas Young and hands him the briefcase. Thomas slightly opens the briefcase and his eyes grow wider than a a kid on Christmas. He closes the briefcase and hands it back to Mr. B
Thomas Young: Lets go.
They all turn toward the door and enter. -Cut- To an inside view of the Casino. Tons of people are wasting their hard earned cash and almost everyone seems disappointed.
Mr. B: Doesn't seem like anyone is getting lucky tonight.
Prince Darko : You don't need luck in gambling, you need skills. Its what we have. They can all sit the hell down.
Thomas Young: Well, according to the "Mafia" we're some lucky people. Care to test that Darko?
Prince Darko : Why not.
-Cut- to a clip of The Foundation winning at various gambling games. -Cut- The Foundation is back at the entrance showing off the amounts of money they have won. Mr. B has the least, and Thomas is behind Darko by a few hundred dollars.
Thomas Young: You know, I doubt our luck will be running out soon.
Prince Darko Our skill, we don't and we will never have luck. Luck is for people without skills. We have skills. We will always have skills. Luck, we will never rely on luck. Luck is for the weak.
Voice: (Yelling) I'M UNSTOPPABLE!
Thomas and Darko turn around to see a man at a poker table, he's bringing in all his chips and has the worlds largest smile across his face. He extends his arms, challenging the nearby poker players and a few of them get up and leave
Thomas Young: (turning to Darko) You thinking what I'm thinking?
Prince Darko : Of course
Thomas Young: I think this is the perfect opportunity to show the Bluegrass Boys what the difference between skill and luck is. Yo, B. Where's that dude we always call up when we're doing plans?
Mr. B: Who knows.
Thomas Young: Call him and tell him to meet us outside the Cherokee Casino.
Mr. B: Alright.
Mr. B walks off, with a phone to his ear and Thomas Young and Prince Darko get back to talking
Thomas Young: You any good at Poker?
Prince Darko : I believe so, or everyone else just horribly sucks.
Thomas Young: Where's B's guy at? We usually have that man on-demand.
Mr. B walks back into the Casino and toward Thomas and Darko
Mr. B: He's here.
They all exit the casino and -cut- to the exterior view of the Casino. A shady looking man in a black trench coat is waiting in the parking lot. The group arrives in front of them and he opens up his coat. Darko's jaw drops and Thomas is smiling more than a teenager who just got laid. He hands them a few things and The Foundation hands him a bundle of cash. And just like that both parties go their separate ways, The Foundation back to the Casino and the man to a black van
-Cut- Back to the inside of the Casino. Thomas hands Darko a small object and they head toward the poker table. The man who has been winning is only a few moments from beating another table-ful of hopefuls.
Thomas Young: Bluegrass Boys, get ready to see what skill is all about.
Fade to Black
Co-written with Prince Darko
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Post by Thomas Young on May 5, 2007 11:53:02 GMT -5
The scene opens up right where we left off. Prince Darko is now sitting at the poker table and Mr. B and Thomas Young are out of sight. A few moments pass and the entire table is now filled with another group of hopefuls.
The Guy Who Keeps Winning: Hello, my name is Joseph Botson and I'll be taking all of your cash.
Price Darko : Hello my name is D.
Joseph D?
Prince Darko : Hello, my name is Don't (BLEEP) with me and life will be easy.
Joseph: I look forward to beating your ass, kid.
Player #1: Where is the dealer at?
-Cut- to behind the Casino. Thomas Young is standing by a wall and Mr. B is seen dragging an unidentified man with him. The camera zooms in to a close shot of the three
Thomas Young: Is this him, B?
Mr. B: Yep.
Man: Guys! What do you want with me? I really need to get back to my job!
Thomas Young: Your the poker dealer right?
Dealer: Yes! A game is about to start, I need to go.
Thomas smiles and signals for Mr. B to let the man go
Dealer: Thank you so much.
The dealer turns around and is about to jog back into the casino when BAM! Thomas nails him in the back of the head with a punch that can kill. The Dealer falls flat on his face and Mr. B and Thomas Young begin to stomp on him. After a few moments of beating him down, the shady man with the black van pulls up and hops out with a pair of handcuffs.
Thomas Young: Mr. B, you know what to do. I need to check up on the game.
Thomas leaves the back of the Casino and the shady man and Mr. B bring the Dealer into the van
-Cut- to an inside view of the Casino. The players are getting a bit agitated and Thomas Young is seen walking up to the table.
Thomas Young: The dealer will be here in a moment.
Joseph: Who the hell are you?
Thomas Young: I'm a "friend" of the dealer.
Thomas Young then walks over to a bar that is near the table
Prince Darko : Now, who wants to play some poker and lose money!
Joseph: Do you want to lose that badly?
Right before Prince Darko can speak, the dealer returns. No scratches, no wrinkles and definitely no signs of him just getting his ass beat
Dealer: Alright kids, you guys ready to play?
Joesph: About time you got here!
The camera then moves up to reveal the face of the dealer
Mr. B: I'm sorry, I ran into a bit of trouble in the back.
Prince Darko Really, now?
Mr. B: Yes I did, these hoodlums tried to mug me.
Mr. B walks over to the deck of cards and gets into the best dealer stance he can get into
Mr. B: (under his breath) How the hell am I supposed to do this?
He starts handing out cards to the players, "accidentally" dropping a few that are handed to Joseph and a few other players.
Joseph: Can you please stop showing people my cards?
Mr. B: Sorry sir.
Everyone places their bets and it's now Joseph's turn
Joseph: Hm...
You can tell Joseph is experienced at this game. He's already put up a hell of a shield. Thomas Young walks back over the table and quickly peeks at a few of the player's cards. He then walks back over to Prince Darko and peeks at his cards. He then nods his head and walks away from the table completely
Thomas Young: (muffled off-camera voice) Yo, Darko, can you hear me?
Prince Darko : You want me to press one?
Thomas Young: Yo, this ain't one of those phone calls Darko. Joseph is extremely bluffing. He has a 2 and a 3. The big black guy (Player #2) has two queens and the (BLEEP) (player #1) has an ace and I think a 5. I say you bet more then Joseph. It'll scare 'em.
Joseph: I'm going to bet 100.
Player # 1: I'ma wait.
Player # 2: I don't know how to play this game.
Mr. B: You bet, fold and win. Folding is the best thing you can do.
Player # 2: I fold!
Prince Darko I raise you 300.
Joseph: You got some balls kid.
Mr. B places a King of hearts, a 5 of spades and a 5 of diamonds on the table
Joseph: Haha! I raise 200.
Player # 1: Raise 100.
Player # 2: What do I do now?
Mr. B: You folded, now you have to wait.
Thomas Young walks back over to the table and checks on whats going on then leaves
Prince Darko I raise 400
Joseph: What the hell!?
Mr. B places a queen of diamonds down
Thomas Young (muffled/off-camera) OOH! The black dude would of had three queens. Ok, Joseph has NOTHING going his way. All we gotta do is beat him once and we can go.
Joseph: Oh, that was unexpected. I raise 600.
Player #1: (BLEEP) this man, I fold.
Player #2: Now can I g-
Mr. B: No!
Prince Darko : Fine, I raise you 1000.
Mr. B places a queen of hearts down
Joseph: You know what? I'm all in!
Thomas walks back and sees Joseph putting all his chips in
Mr. B: What...
Thomas Young: Darko... I think he's insane.
He walks away
Thomas Young: (Muffled/Off-camera) This can't be possible! He had a two and a three! Why the hell is he going all in? Think of something man!
Prince Darko I'm all in too.
Mr. B: I'm pretty sure this is where you show your cards.
Prince Darko laughs and slams down a King of Diamonds and a 5 of clubs
Prince Darko :What ever happened to predictibility? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV
Joseph laughs
Joseph: Full house theme song? Well, I might as well continue. You miss your old familar friends, but waiting just around the bend.
He puts down a King of Clubs and a King of Spades
Joseph: Hm. I'm pretty sure I just won.
Prince Darko : Im pretty sure you just cheated
Joseph: Cheated? Kid your just angry that I won.
Thomas walks back into the scene. He looks at the camera and shows them a new deck of cards. He walks buy Joseph and places it on his lap
Thomas Young: Yo, Joe. Get up real quick.
Joseph: Why?
Mr. B: Sir, do it. His job is to enforce the Casino's rules. So please follow his orders.
Joseph gets up and cards are scattered across the floor as the deck pops open and Joseph goes into shock
Prince Darko I TOLD YOU HE WAS CHEATING.
Prince Darko jumps out of his seat then onto the table and catches the bewildered Joseph with a big ddt. He takes Joe through the table. The Prince takes all the chips and gets the hell out of there.
Mr. B: Uh... Thomas Young: Why the hell did you ddt him?
Prince Darko : Look at him.
Camera cuts to Joe out cold and burried under table debris.
Prince Darko : He deserved it..
Mr. B and Thomas look at each other and shrug. Then the Foundation leaves the Casino
-Cut- to an outside view of the Casino. Thomas Young is unlocking the doors to the Tahoe and Prince Darko is enjoying the money he's just made. Mr. B is just standing there
Thomas Young: (turning to the camera) Bluegrass Boys, you might be wondering what the point of this was. All we did was show the world how talented we are at poker right? Well, thats how oblivious you two are. What we did here was show you that the Foundation is not about luck. Our title victory and beating your asses to get that title shot wasn't "getting lucky". We earned our spots because we have skill. When it comes to the professional wrestling world, we are on top. The best of the best, and we're not getting de-throned any time soon.
You guys, are the ones who are lucky enough to step into the ring with us. You guys are the ones who are lucky enough to be allowed to wrestle in this promotion. But then again, they just got desperate and needed some fresh meat to throw to the Champs.
Fades with The Foundation getting into the Tahoe and driving away
Co-Written with Prince Darko
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Post by "The Show" Chad Kurtis on May 5, 2007 23:40:15 GMT -5
Scene begins as "The Bluegrass Mafia" are relaxing back at there condo after a night on the town including go to the movies and watching Spider-man 3.
Axl: You know guys, you seem to have gotten under the skin of Darko and Young a little with the comments you made about them getting lucky against you in your first match-up.
Chad: That's just because they know it true. I mean like the old saying every dogs has it's day! I mean just look at our history and how many times we've beat them, and that's when they had Double J, but the one time it really counted "The Bluegrass Mafia" come up short...
Matt: (Interrupting) That the point I've been trying to make. Maybe, just maybe we just assumed that Rebel was just going to hand us the tag team titles or "The Foundation" was going to run and hide when they found out they had to face us again. Or maybe we just got cocky. Point is it's time to focus. I know you want to go on about their luck, but point is they showed up last time and I am sure they're going to be ready this time to!
Chad: Com'on now, Matt. I know what "The Foundation" is capable of. I know that beat us last time. I know we have a hell of ahead of us! But, I also know what "The Big Blue Ass-Kicker" and "The Show" are capable of, and I know when we are on our game we are like MC Hammer. You know can't touch this!
Matt: I understand what your saying and I agree when we our on top of our game nobody can beat the mafia, but I don't want you going and getting all cocky! I want you to be focused, I want you to be motivated, I want us to walk away with the Rebel tag team titles!
Chad: I know where you are coming from, big fellow. But, truth is "The Show" knows what the mission is and he ain't quiting until the tag team straps are around the waist of "The Bluegrass Mafia"! So, there is nothing for you or Lyndsey or Axl or "The Big Blue Nation" to worry about, because I guarantee victory! Plus it's like Kid Rock says, "It ain't bragging motherf***** if you can back it up!
High Octane: Matt, you know Chad is ready. I mean you've seen first hand his training rountine. You can look in his eyes and see his focus. I mean there is no stopping him now! When "The Bluegrass Mafia" and "The Foundation" meet for the Rebel tag team championship it's going to come down to not only talent but desire.
Lyndsey: Come on Will. You know Matt just wants to make sure Chad is focused. The last couple of weeks have awakened the beast up inside of Matt! It's time for Rebel and NAPW to witness the awakening of "big blue ass-kicker!
Matt: That's right. I am tired of all the talk about what I am capable of doing and that everyone wants to see the monester inside of me. From this point on you are either for me or against me, and if you are against me, well, may God have mercy on your soul!
Axl: I am getting goosebumps listening to you guys going back and forth like this. It's reminding me of the good old days. Back when we dominated the wrestling world!
Chad: Matt, it's good to see "The Big Blue Ass-kicker" offically back and ready for action! I mean now that "The Big Blue Ass-kicker" and "The Show" are actually back together! Foundation ignore the footsteps you keep hearing in the back of your head, ignore the rapid heartbeats and sort of breath you experience when you hear our names! Ignore these, because we don't want you to run. We don't want to have to chance us. I do want you to adhere to this warning, "Come "Culture Clash" there is nothing you can do to keep "The Foundation" from stream rolling your candy-asses!
Scene fades out as Matt, Chad, and the rest of the Mafia start to talk game plans for their up coming match.
Matthew Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine used with permission.
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Prince Darko
Indie Wrestler
The Foundation
NAPW CHECKER CHAMP!
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Post by Prince Darko on May 6, 2007 18:17:47 GMT -5
The scene opens up, The Foundation is now walking down a street. The street isn't the cleanest of streets, it isn't the wealthiest. It looks like a cardboard city utopia. A big beggar with long hair crawls out of his makeshift house. He swallows up his pride like he's always done.
Beggar 1 Mis-Mis-Mister Yuh-Yuh-Yuh-Young sir, cuh-cuh-cuh-could yuh-yuh....
Thomas Young Get it out already, damn. You sound like a ruined gimmick by Matt Morgan. You stuh-stuh-stuh-stupid piece of shit. Do you want my money? Is that it? The money.
Prince Darko It's what everyone wants in life, it's what everyone dies for. If you notice it's always the bad guys with the money. The rich always the guilty. The poor always innocent.
Mr. B Ain't it the truth. You see this right her.
Mr. B goes into his pocket and retrieves a big brick of twenties.
Mr. B You see this stack? You know how I got this? Being dirty, doing what I needed to do. See you and your little lost civilization over there.
Camera flashes over to bums rummaging through dumpsters. Then back to The Foundation
Mr. B See you were clean, the good guys. Life took a big shit on you because you were weak and cared too much about being a model civilian, instead living life being on top.
Thomas Young I had to stab a man to become champion. I had break my brother's face to be champion. What did you do?
Prince Darko Lived life perfectly clean, now look at you, your dirtier than ground you crawl on. Pathetic. You see that's what you'll never understand, being successful. It's too late now.
Beggar 1 I'm suh-suh-suh-sorry fah-fah-for wasting yah-yah-yah-your time.
Thomas Young You shouldn't be. You should be grateful we didn't beat your ass through your village.
Prince Darko He really should be.
Mr. B Don't think we have sympathy for your ass either. It's just that blood would spill if we did and your blood is way too worthless to be on our shoes.
Prince Darko Now run into your town and tell your friends that The Foundation is in town.
The beggar runs back into cardboard city village. The Foundation continues walking down the street.
Thomas Young We're rich and we're champions.
Prince Darko Luck was never needed once.
Mr. B Just a perfectly placed pick and some added variables.
Just then a female beggar rushes up to The Foundation. She's real perky, too perky to be the stereotypical beggar, and she's way too perky to be around The Foundation. That'll change.
Prince Darko The hell do you want? If it's sex, that's a damn no. I heard you rats carry AIDS. I shouldn't even be talking to you right now.
Mr. B Look at you, you're disgusting. You're missing teeth, some are rotted the hell away, you're bruised all over.
Thomas Young The bitch looks like Halle Berry from Losing Isaiah.
Beggar 2 Well, your cruel words won't harm me. I have a spirit that shines ever so bright.
Mr. B Maybe your spirit is, but, you're intelligence is far from it.
Beggar 2 So could I get some money, please?
Prince Darko Hell is wrong with you? Money? What you need is a free clinic. Stank ass bitch.
Prince Darko delivers a hard right hand to beggar's face.
Thomas Young You should had never done that, now you might get that shit that elephants get.
Prince Darko I wouldn't doubt it.
The three men continue to walk down the street, conversing with each other.
Prince Darko Why the hell did we come here anyways?
Mr. B I heard there was a bar near, we would need to take a detour here.
Thomas Young We should had just took the long way.
Another beggar makes his way towards the men. He seems to be a fresh beggar, he's a bit smaller then the first beggar and has short hair.
Beggar 3 I don't suppose you guys have any money for me?
Prince Darko I feel bad for you, here take this.
The Prince places his hand into his pockets reaches in for a brick of cash. It's a stack of hundreds, he takes a hundred out, rips it to shreds and gives it to beggar.
Prince Darko I want you to eat it. You eat it. Before you eat it, I wanna add some ingredients.
The Prince then places his foot on the ripped up hundred, he slides his foot across the street with the hundred under it, he removes his foot. It's now darkened, filled with the grim and muck of the streets.
Prince Darko You eat it, I give you two hundred.
Beggar 3 Really!?!
Prince Darko Yes sir. Two fresh hundreds.
The beggar wastes no time at all and he drops on his knees and goes right in for the money. He scoops it up with his right hand, places his head back, drops the bills into his mouth like prescription pills.
Mr.B Look at him, he looks like he enjoys it.
Thomas Young That's sheer dedication.
Beggar 3 Do I get my money now?
Prince Darko Do I get my money now, haha, you can't write shit like this. Thomas the man said do I get my money now.
Thomas Young Damn, you seriously can't write stuff like this. hahah, god, thats a good one.
Mr. B Oh damn, I think I'm crying.
Beggar 3 What's so funny?
Thomas Young delivers a stiff boot to the face of the beggar. Mr. B and Prince Darko begin to release an array of stomps on the beggar.
Mr. B Lets get out of here. I think I see the bar.
It cuts to the bar. All three men are sitting down at a table for three waiting for a waiter. A cute little Latina with red hair and freckles. She's about five, five. Good legs, good, firm breasts, same goes for the butt. She wears a tight shirt and golden yellow short shorts, both compliment her assets. To top it off, she has a smile that end any war.
Girl So can I take your order.
Thomas Young A number three with extra sauce and a cherry coke to drink.
Mr. B A number six extra cheese with a beer.
Prince Darko Me, I'm not all that hungry, but, if I'd had to order I'd choose you.
The girl blushes.
Girl How sweet. I'll be back with your drinks. And you Looks over to The Prince we'll set an appointment in the near future.
She exits
Thomas Young Something doesn't seem right with her.
Prince Darko What? The fact that she wants me?
Thomas Young No, it just something awkward.
Prince Darko Whatever.
Mr.B's cell phone begins to ring Chill Remix Remix by AkForty
Mr. B Yeah, who's this.
Okay. So what news do you have.
They are?
Really?
Okay, peace.
He hangs up
Thomas Young Who was it?
Mr. B Jack Numbers, he just told me what The Bluegrass Mafia has to say.
Prince Darko You didn't need Jack Numbers for that. Bluegrass always says the same old shit. They're still talking about how we have luck. Aren't they?
Mr. B Yup.
Thomas Young Predictable sons of bitches.
Mr. B And some stupid shit about how we let that comment about luck get under their skins.
Thomas Young Talk about arrogance. Why would let anything they have to say make some type of influence in our lives. They're nothing but a bunch of dreamers. See people like us, don't have dreams. A dream is something you want but never pursued. We are proactive. We have no dreams, we do whatever it is we want to do, we succeed, regardless.
Prince Darko The Bluegrass Mafia can change their names all they want it won't solve a damn thing. See, they need skills. That's why I'll never wish them luck, because they need skills. They have neither.
Mr. B For real, they have no value in the ring, nor outside. They're as redundant outside the ring as they are in the ring. It's all a routine that they live by, we go out and change things up, that's why we come out fresh each time, that's why we win. Unpredictability.
Prince Darko Damn, I needa take a serious leak, I'll be right back.
Cuts to the restroom. The Prince is found washing his hands and whistling. Someone walks into the restroom, The Prince looks in the mirror it's the waitress from before. The Prince assumes she's here to set the appointment, but, wait, she walks right past him. Maybe she didn't see him, he follows her. She goes straight into a urinal. You now hear the ZIP which his then followed by urine hitting the urinal. The Prince rushes out of the restroom, races to Thomas and Mr. B
Prince Darko WE GOTTA LEAVE NOW! THAT CHICK IS A MAN!
Thomas Young I knew something was wrong.
Mr. B DAMN! I was gonna try to get at it next!
All three exit the bar
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Written by Prince Darko.
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Post by Matthew Kurtis on May 6, 2007 19:10:46 GMT -5
(((The Bluegrass Mafia,"The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis,"The Show" Chad Kurtis,and Lyndsey Valentine are in the backyard of their shared condo in Raleigh,North Carolina.They are waiting for their food to get done grilling and talking about their upcoming REBEL Tag Team Title match and the latest inane promo from the Foundation...)))
LYNDSEY:Well The Foundation has decided to grace the world with yet another promo,I see.
MATTHEW:Yeah I watched it sadly.
CHAD:I know ain't it nice that The Foundation decided to tape another episode of "The Wacky Adventures of Thomas & Drako"? This time our "heroes" and special guest star Mr. B are harassing the homeless and flirting with transvestites.Eventually they get around around to mentioning the fact that they have to face us for their Tag Team Championship. They keep wanting to harp on the fact they we said they got lucky against us. Well in a way they did I mean REBEL's management could have just called it a draw instead of awarding the match to The Foundation based on the original ref's decision.
MATTHEW:Yeah that's true,but you have to get the REBEL higher-ups credit for having the balls to actually declare a winner instead being bitches about the deal and calling it a no-contest and having a rematch.The fans wanted a winner and they got one and that day,and that day only,The Foundation was the better team.
LYNDSEY:Okay that's true but The Foundation seems to have selective memories. I mean that was the first time that they actually beat you guys.
CHAD:That's true Lynds,whether they want to admit it or not,there's no member of The Foundation that Matt or me hasn't beaten,either one-on-one in triple threat matches or with unreliable tag team partners. So y'all can do all this stupid shit to try and distract us but it doesn't change the fact that you guys know that we can beat you. You don't want to mention that,huh? Okay then, you just keep on picking on the homeless and hooking-up with your tranny whores and it be a short match on Tuesday,or you guys can get your heads out of your asses and show the fire that you did for our first match and we can tear the house down again. The BGM will win either way,that's a given but at least you guys would have actually tired and not half-assed it.
MATTHEW:What Chad's trying to say is that you guys need to stop (BLEEP)ing around and get serious. Because if y'all don't you will be seriously hurt but hey if don't want to be serious,I won't lose any sleep over what happens to you.
CHAD: So Thomas and Darko it up to you guys now. You can bring you "A" game and we can steal the show or y'all can keep doing what you're doing and prove yourselves to be just flash-in-the-pan champions. Either way we'll see you in the ring chumps.
(((Matthew gets up to check on the food as the scene fades to black.)))
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Post by Matthew Kurtis on May 6, 2007 21:52:36 GMT -5
(((The Bluegrass Mafia,Matthew Kurtis,Chad Kurtis,and Lyndsey Valentine, are walking backstage at Raleigh County Armory Civic center. They are all three in their ring-gear,including "Bluegrass Mafia" t-shirts,as they walk,they talk and one of the topics or conversion is of course their upcoming matches and the opponents there-in...)))
CHAD:So guys are we ready to raise some Hell tonight?
LYNDSEY:You know I am,Chad. I'll make the BGM proud in the battle royal. I'll show those (BLEEP)s what happens when they overlook me.
MATTHEW:I wouldn't doubt it Lynds,you sounded about as pissed as I am in your last promo.And that's the mind set you need to survive this kind of match,sweetheart.
CHAD:Well Lyndsey's ready to kick ass and I know you are too,Matt. Personally I'm ready to teach The Foundation a lesson they'll never forget. They've done a little mouthing at us between their "Wacky Adventures",but it seems that they want to try to downplay our skills and determination. If they continue to do that this will be a cake-walk. Last time we saw them they were picking on the homeless I wonder if they're here yet?
Lyndsey:Who knows?
MATTHEW:Maybe they stopped to intimidate a kindergarten class on the way here.Because it seems to me that they pick on increasingly weak people as they've gone along.First that bust-up an Indian Casino,then they pick on the homeless,and that's supposed to impress us,scare us,what?
CHAD:Hell they don't even know what they're doing.They've got the attention span of goldfish.But they do have skill so we have to be ready in case they are able to put it altogether in the ring again like they did last time. We can't afford to let their antics let us drop our guard.
MATTHEW:That ain't going to happen,bro.I'm more focused than I've been in a while and like I said earlier if they don't show up ready to go and get seriously hurt I ain't going to lose sleep over it.Everyone's been wondering when the "Big Blue Ass-kicker" will really show up and sadly for The Foundation it happens tonight. So Tommy-Boy and Princess y'all had better make your peace with God and kiss those belts good-bye.
CHAD:Well I don't think I can say it better than that.But I will add that everyone knew that this was destiny that the BGM would be the new REBEL Tag Team Champions and there's nothing The Foundation or Mr. B can do about it.So just remember don't cry when y'all lose we're just that much better than you are.Oh,and shine the belts up real nice for us ,huh?
(((The BGM walk-off still talking among themselves as the scene fades to black.)))
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