This isn't a one show pony!

[Sexy Rexy [REBEL]]

(Fade in... The REBEL logo front and center. The camera scales back and in walks the champ. Rex Caliber, dressed to fight, carrying the belt on his shoulder. He is wearing a boxing style, hooded robe over his ring attire. It's black, with various sponsors on it. Rex smiles and in walks Josh Reynolds from NAPW.)

REX: You are the man!

JOSH: Why am I here? Don't REBEL have guys who does this?

REX: Yeah... and you were caught snooping around my desk the other day wasn't you?

JOSH: If he'd only answer a few questions! How about the girl you hired to do it personally for you here?

REX: Slept with her, and she got all clingy..

JOSH: (not so enthused) So... How about this match with Tommy Deathrow? No word from him yet... have the doctors released him?

REX: (very enthused) YOU KNOW JOSH... WHOO IT FEELS GOOD TO BE THE CHAMP! TOMMY WILL HOPEFULLY SHOW UP! I'M THE CHAMP, AND I'LL DEFEND IT AGAINST THE POPE IF HE SHOWS UP!

JOSH: The pope?

REX: Damn right! Tommy Deathrow and me aren't the only match on this show...

JOSH: We will also see the return of Crusher, as he takes on Russian newcomer Mikhail Kharitonov.

REX: He isn't just the Crusher... HE'S KURT JAMES BITCH! The new guy has some fanfare, but I see the Crusher taking him to the limit baby...

JOSH: Kyle Roberts versus one half of the Celtic Assassins...

REX: History is all over this match... Kyle will have to bring it, and get off this losing streak he has going.

JOSH: Beast vs Monster... Caliban versus Richards!

REX: The X Factor is the ref. I know the pressure of reffing and it's tough. Warren is gonna go through a table... Bank on it!

JOSH: The T and A match...

REX: This one breaks my heart... I love tits... I love asses... But when it boils down to choosing... Tits are second to none, I can live without ass, but Rex has to see those titties.

JOSH: I'm an ass man...

REX: You sure are! RIP Rodney!

JOSH: We also have Thomas Young versus Dio...

REX: Dio is one hell of a band, and there's no way Young can beat Dio, no matter how old Dio's members are.

JOSH: Ok... Six way TLC match for the Carolina's Championship.

REX: This is a cluster(BLEEP) of big time tables breaks, ear drum busting chair shots, and a ladder. I see this one stealing the damn show, even though it's named after it... but anyway the dude's name I can't pronounce!

JOSH: Murcielago or Cataclysm?

REX: David Banks dummy... We wants to have two belts like Rees..

JOSH: You just pronounced it... anyway... your match? Any prediction?

REX: Tommy baby!

JOSH: This is Josh Reynolds, tired from a red eye flight to North Carolina, to do a five minute interview, all because Rex is my boss...

REX: Don't forget how Sexy I am!

JOSH: I'm out!

(Scene is supposed to fade, but the camera stays on.)

JOSH: You really think Tommy can beat you?

REX: Yeah he has a shot, if he can get out of his (BLEEP)ing wheelchair.. (laughs hard) (BLEEP) no he can't beat me, not one man in this company can. That's why they are trying to bring in outside talent.. No one can handle me. Hell no one in wrestling can. The only man who actually can... won't touch me.

JOSH: Who's that?

REX: Wouldn't you like to know!


(Scene fades for real.)