Post by Matthew Kurtis on Apr 29, 2007 19:31:12 GMT -5
((("The Angry American"Matthew Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine are loading their ring gear and other assorted things into Matt's Ford F-150 and getting ready to head out for REBEL Pro Wrestling's "Ladder to Success" show. They go back inside and make they have everything they need...)))
LYNDSEY:Well Matt,that's everything? You ready to go?
MATTHEW:Yeah Lynds,I guess so.Let's get going before anymore of my opponents put out a promo and it puts me to sleep.
LYNDSEY:I'm guessing that you're less than impressed by your opponents' latest "fighting words".
MATTHEW: That would be correct,first we have Chairman Dave with another rambling,incoherent,self serving promo/interview complete with the apparent obligatory sexual reference to you.
LYNDSEY:Wait a minute,Matt he already said not to call him "Chairman" or "Dave" it apparently hurts his feelings.
MATTHEW:Well I'd him call he "Davey-Boy" but I don't want to tarnish the legacy of the British Bulldog and calling him jackass would just be confusing with all the other jackasses running around REBEL and NAPW so Chairman Dave it is. Anyway just listening to him ramble makes me think that Jenny Jersey deserves a raise or hazard pay. Oh and by the way Chairman Dave thanks but no thanks on the offer on learning from you how to insult people. I mean the best you came up with against me was loser,bitch,and snobby bitch,Hell I can get better insults than that from my 12 year old cousin.
LYNDSEY:Hey speaking of jackasses,Murcielago has spoken again and this time it was directed at you.
MATTHEW:Yeah I saw that.First of all he apparently felt the need to unburden himself about his Sportscenter addiction. Whatever,man find a 12 step program and tell them I don't care about your supposed "vast" knowledge of sports. I will give you credit about one thing though,I'm positive that you know more about soccer than I do. Because frankly I find soccer boring.Moving on,"Bat-Boy" for someone who claims to be so damned intelligent you seem to overlook the things that are glaringly obvious. I don't call you "Bat-Boy" because you use a bat,dumb-ass.I call you that because you stressed the translation of your name in your first promo this week when talking to Clint.I can see how in the midst of all your obscure references you could forget the simple shit.
LYNDSEY:Maybe he just don't like being called "Bat-Boy"? Either that or you've just gotten under his skin really good.
MATTHEW:Oh so he's going to be like Chairman Dave,poor bastard I thought he had more class than that,and get his feelings hurt over what I call him. Don't like "Bat-Boy" how about "Robin",or "Bat-Girl"? Better yet about loudmouth Jackass,or prissy self-righteous mother(BLEEP)er? Or you could just be a man and not bitch about what I call you. You complain about that and then want be all bad-ass and say you're going to hit me square in the mouth if I don't get my facts straight? You know what,Son? Anytime you feel froggy enough you just go ahead and jump,I won't be hard to find,just remember I do hit back and I hit back hard.So you want talk about me not wanting a war with you? You'd best heed your own advice,(BLEEP) and don't really piss me off.
LYNDSEY:Cataclysm's diary turned up and said nothing new.
MATTHEW:Yeah so I noticed and it read like a script of what he's already said. I mean it was almost word for word.He may have all the talent in the world in the ring but now I see why he has some else do his talking for him. He really does talk in actions so maybe Tuesday we'll have a good conversion in the ring.
LYNDSEY:Yeah his promos are a little bland.However, Brian Bruno's promos were interesting to say the least.
MATTHEW: No shit,Lyndsey. As much as his promos play like a Lifetime Television Movie,he is too big and too violent to overlook.He said the same thing about me.So he may be crazy but he ain't dumb.He is the one that everyone has to watch out for because he could just snap at any given time.He'll be out to hurt people more so than win the match he's admitted as much so at least I know where he stands.
LYNDSEY:The same can't be said for Clint though.
MATTHEW: That's true.Zellor playing up this mystery deal by not talking at all this week,and for him that's really unusual.Maybe he's trying to psych the rest of us out by changing his tactics for this week.Hell I really don't know or do I really care. He's just another hurdle on Tuesday. But anyway I'm through talking let's go,Sweetheart.
LYNDSEY:Right behind you Baby.
(((Matthew and Lyndsey walk out and climb into Matthew's truck and drive off as the scene fades.)))
LYNDSEY:Well Matt,that's everything? You ready to go?
MATTHEW:Yeah Lynds,I guess so.Let's get going before anymore of my opponents put out a promo and it puts me to sleep.
LYNDSEY:I'm guessing that you're less than impressed by your opponents' latest "fighting words".
MATTHEW: That would be correct,first we have Chairman Dave with another rambling,incoherent,self serving promo/interview complete with the apparent obligatory sexual reference to you.
LYNDSEY:Wait a minute,Matt he already said not to call him "Chairman" or "Dave" it apparently hurts his feelings.
MATTHEW:Well I'd him call he "Davey-Boy" but I don't want to tarnish the legacy of the British Bulldog and calling him jackass would just be confusing with all the other jackasses running around REBEL and NAPW so Chairman Dave it is. Anyway just listening to him ramble makes me think that Jenny Jersey deserves a raise or hazard pay. Oh and by the way Chairman Dave thanks but no thanks on the offer on learning from you how to insult people. I mean the best you came up with against me was loser,bitch,and snobby bitch,Hell I can get better insults than that from my 12 year old cousin.
LYNDSEY:Hey speaking of jackasses,Murcielago has spoken again and this time it was directed at you.
MATTHEW:Yeah I saw that.First of all he apparently felt the need to unburden himself about his Sportscenter addiction. Whatever,man find a 12 step program and tell them I don't care about your supposed "vast" knowledge of sports. I will give you credit about one thing though,I'm positive that you know more about soccer than I do. Because frankly I find soccer boring.Moving on,"Bat-Boy" for someone who claims to be so damned intelligent you seem to overlook the things that are glaringly obvious. I don't call you "Bat-Boy" because you use a bat,dumb-ass.I call you that because you stressed the translation of your name in your first promo this week when talking to Clint.I can see how in the midst of all your obscure references you could forget the simple shit.
LYNDSEY:Maybe he just don't like being called "Bat-Boy"? Either that or you've just gotten under his skin really good.
MATTHEW:Oh so he's going to be like Chairman Dave,poor bastard I thought he had more class than that,and get his feelings hurt over what I call him. Don't like "Bat-Boy" how about "Robin",or "Bat-Girl"? Better yet about loudmouth Jackass,or prissy self-righteous mother(BLEEP)er? Or you could just be a man and not bitch about what I call you. You complain about that and then want be all bad-ass and say you're going to hit me square in the mouth if I don't get my facts straight? You know what,Son? Anytime you feel froggy enough you just go ahead and jump,I won't be hard to find,just remember I do hit back and I hit back hard.So you want talk about me not wanting a war with you? You'd best heed your own advice,(BLEEP) and don't really piss me off.
LYNDSEY:Cataclysm's diary turned up and said nothing new.
MATTHEW:Yeah so I noticed and it read like a script of what he's already said. I mean it was almost word for word.He may have all the talent in the world in the ring but now I see why he has some else do his talking for him. He really does talk in actions so maybe Tuesday we'll have a good conversion in the ring.
LYNDSEY:Yeah his promos are a little bland.However, Brian Bruno's promos were interesting to say the least.
MATTHEW: No shit,Lyndsey. As much as his promos play like a Lifetime Television Movie,he is too big and too violent to overlook.He said the same thing about me.So he may be crazy but he ain't dumb.He is the one that everyone has to watch out for because he could just snap at any given time.He'll be out to hurt people more so than win the match he's admitted as much so at least I know where he stands.
LYNDSEY:The same can't be said for Clint though.
MATTHEW: That's true.Zellor playing up this mystery deal by not talking at all this week,and for him that's really unusual.Maybe he's trying to psych the rest of us out by changing his tactics for this week.Hell I really don't know or do I really care. He's just another hurdle on Tuesday. But anyway I'm through talking let's go,Sweetheart.
LYNDSEY:Right behind you Baby.
(((Matthew and Lyndsey walk out and climb into Matthew's truck and drive off as the scene fades.)))