Post by Murcielago on Apr 28, 2007 11:24:10 GMT -5
Murcielago is shown sitting at a computer desk with his desktop computer. He spins around in his chair to face the camera and then begins to speak.
Murcielago: Hmm, I love it when people call me a son of a bitch, it's just so funny, you think I haven't been called worse? I just laugh when people try to offend me by calling me a son of a bitch in a language that I am damn near fluent in. Another thing that I know a great amount of is sports; football, baseball, basketball, whatever. People speak of me as if they know me, unless you know that I am an avid fan of the three major sports in this nation and of the World's most popular sport, don't speak, because I most likely am more knowledgable in that area than you are.
The world of sports is my area. I have been a huge sports fan since I've been a little kid, and growing up knowing about sports statistics and records and what not was always something that I was interested in. I could have a conversation about any of the three major sports of this nation, I can argue about these sports and most times I'll win the argument mainly because I'm so damn knowledgable in sports. Go ahead and try me, ask me a question, and I'll answer it. Sports, history, sports history, those are my areas of expertise, so if you'd like to have a real conversation where intelligent opinions are stated come see me.
The scene again flashes to show a ladder in a dark room.
Murcielago: It's funny how I've also been called 'Bat-Boy' recently, wouldn't that be Dio Muerte? Especially because I have been speaking about ladders lately; is this man stupid or does he just not pay attention? Seriously, I directly quote myself when I say "I think I might look towards something different now. I'll try and mix things up a bit...The ladder, a useful tool when you need it, and I will need it in this match. It's a mighty weapon when chosen to be used as such, come May 1st, I'm going to be using it as a weapon." So once again Kurtis, don't speak unless you get your facts straight. Didn't you learn that in school? If you didn't I'm surprised you didn't learn that in general, because most times if you speak out of ignorance you'll get hit. After watching your promo it seems that you have not learned that. So how about I teach you that lesson. If you talk shit witout having your facts straight, you'll get hit square in the mouth.
Murcielago stands up from his desk and pushes his office chair away with his foot. He starts speaking again but very aggressively this time.
Murcielago: You come at me talking about me when you know absolutely nothing about me. Don't talk out of ignorance 'boy', do your homework on every one of your opponents, because when you don't you fall behind, and that's just what happened to you. You're in my rear view mirror, you're so far behind me it's not even funny. In any case, Matthew Kurtis, you want a war? You got it, once it's on theres no way to stop it and I'll make sure you regret this.
The scene fades out.
Murcielago: Hmm, I love it when people call me a son of a bitch, it's just so funny, you think I haven't been called worse? I just laugh when people try to offend me by calling me a son of a bitch in a language that I am damn near fluent in. Another thing that I know a great amount of is sports; football, baseball, basketball, whatever. People speak of me as if they know me, unless you know that I am an avid fan of the three major sports in this nation and of the World's most popular sport, don't speak, because I most likely am more knowledgable in that area than you are.
The world of sports is my area. I have been a huge sports fan since I've been a little kid, and growing up knowing about sports statistics and records and what not was always something that I was interested in. I could have a conversation about any of the three major sports of this nation, I can argue about these sports and most times I'll win the argument mainly because I'm so damn knowledgable in sports. Go ahead and try me, ask me a question, and I'll answer it. Sports, history, sports history, those are my areas of expertise, so if you'd like to have a real conversation where intelligent opinions are stated come see me.
The scene again flashes to show a ladder in a dark room.
Murcielago: It's funny how I've also been called 'Bat-Boy' recently, wouldn't that be Dio Muerte? Especially because I have been speaking about ladders lately; is this man stupid or does he just not pay attention? Seriously, I directly quote myself when I say "I think I might look towards something different now. I'll try and mix things up a bit...The ladder, a useful tool when you need it, and I will need it in this match. It's a mighty weapon when chosen to be used as such, come May 1st, I'm going to be using it as a weapon." So once again Kurtis, don't speak unless you get your facts straight. Didn't you learn that in school? If you didn't I'm surprised you didn't learn that in general, because most times if you speak out of ignorance you'll get hit. After watching your promo it seems that you have not learned that. So how about I teach you that lesson. If you talk shit witout having your facts straight, you'll get hit square in the mouth.
Murcielago stands up from his desk and pushes his office chair away with his foot. He starts speaking again but very aggressively this time.
Murcielago: You come at me talking about me when you know absolutely nothing about me. Don't talk out of ignorance 'boy', do your homework on every one of your opponents, because when you don't you fall behind, and that's just what happened to you. You're in my rear view mirror, you're so far behind me it's not even funny. In any case, Matthew Kurtis, you want a war? You got it, once it's on theres no way to stop it and I'll make sure you regret this.
The scene fades out.