Post by Matthew Kurtis on Apr 28, 2007 10:49:47 GMT -5
(((Matthew Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine are seen getting their Harley's ready for a ride through the North Carolina country-side as Matthew's cell-phone rings he answers it...
MATTHEW:Yeah?... Hey bro,how's everything? That's good to know. Yeah I saw it and the others. I mean whatever but hey I'm going to get off of here and go for a ride with Lyndsey. Later Chad.
LYNDSEY:What did Chad want? Updating Jonathon's condition?
MATTHEW:Yeah Jon's getting better and Chad said he'll stay there until he has to be in either North Carolina or Canada. And wanted to know if I saw where most of my opponent's have done promos.
LYNDSEY:Yeah I saw where most of them said something.
MATTHEW:Yeah "Bat-Boy" has done two more promos and apparently his satellite provider carries History International,either that or or he's found the Wikipedia website. He used some of his precious time to deliver a very unwelcome and unneeded history lesson.This whole thing of showing how good a wrestler he is by trying to look like a Phi Beta Kappa is stupid,I mean it worked so well for Lanny Poffo and Chris Nowinsky. I mean what the (BLEEP) does the Six Day War have to do with a TLC match? I mean I see the point he was trying very hard and failing very badly to make. You're claiming to be like Israel? Are you even Jewish? Anyway,you think that you're such a bad ass that even if the other five of rest come after you in force you will just shrug us off that's what you trying to say ain't it? I know it is you actually made the statement that the five of us will have to team up just to take you out.
LYNDSEY:Boy he's a piece of work.He must think his shit don't stink as well.
MATTHEW: He's a self-righteous Jackass. Murcielago, you think dredging up these historical references and little language lessons will make people think that you have class.Well there's a flaw in the slaw there "Bat-Boy" you seem to be confused,Son this match ain't for the Carolinas Championship but for the right to face off against "The Show" in a match to determine the first Carolinas Champion. The first rule about trying to make people think you're smart is to at least be able to act like you know what you're talking about, otherwise you're just talking out of your ass.
LYNDSEY:He then turns around and gets on to David Banks for talking shit? Talk about the pot calling the kettle back.
MATTHEW:Oh yeah "The Chariman" and whatever the Hell else he calls himself.That boy has more nicknames than Chad does.He had to back to a dry well and make yet another reference to you supposedly being a slut,whore,etc...designed to I guess piss me off.
LYNDSEY:Yeah those work so well.
MATTHEW:Anyway I just have one thing to say about that so-called press conference...WHAT THE (BLEEP)!? The "reporters" might as well have been reading straight from scripts. Oh and by the way Dave my name is Matthew and not Chad,just so you know.You seem to forget which Kurtis brother will be beating the Hell out of you. Oh and free feel to pretend that you did that intentionally as I know you will,because God forbide you admit to a mistake.
LYNDSEY:Cataclysm had some strong words for you too Baby.
MATTHEW:Yes he did he was respectful as first but then he put words in my mouth.I never said I would just walk in and kick his ass,because I seriously doubt it would be that easy,if it was he wouldn't be in this match.What I said is that I have kicked the asses of other martial artists before. So before you call anyone else dumb you had best check your facts first. And if I'm dumb what the Hell are you,then? Because like Bat-Boy you seem to think that this match is the actual Carolinas Championship match but it ain't. So once again before calling someone dumb make sure your own "brain-farts" don't give you away.
LYNDSEY:Well that's everyone who's mouthed off so far,what about Brian Bruno and Clint Zellor? You ain't mentioned them yet.
MATTHEW:That's right. They remain silent and there's nothing really more to say toward them for now. So get's go for that ride now.What do you say,Lynds?
LYNDSEY:Sure Matt.
(((Matthew and Lyndsey start up their motorcycles and rev the engines,which thrills their neighbors I'm sure.They ride off as the scene fades.)))
MATTHEW:Yeah?... Hey bro,how's everything? That's good to know. Yeah I saw it and the others. I mean whatever but hey I'm going to get off of here and go for a ride with Lyndsey. Later Chad.
LYNDSEY:What did Chad want? Updating Jonathon's condition?
MATTHEW:Yeah Jon's getting better and Chad said he'll stay there until he has to be in either North Carolina or Canada. And wanted to know if I saw where most of my opponent's have done promos.
LYNDSEY:Yeah I saw where most of them said something.
MATTHEW:Yeah "Bat-Boy" has done two more promos and apparently his satellite provider carries History International,either that or or he's found the Wikipedia website. He used some of his precious time to deliver a very unwelcome and unneeded history lesson.This whole thing of showing how good a wrestler he is by trying to look like a Phi Beta Kappa is stupid,I mean it worked so well for Lanny Poffo and Chris Nowinsky. I mean what the (BLEEP) does the Six Day War have to do with a TLC match? I mean I see the point he was trying very hard and failing very badly to make. You're claiming to be like Israel? Are you even Jewish? Anyway,you think that you're such a bad ass that even if the other five of rest come after you in force you will just shrug us off that's what you trying to say ain't it? I know it is you actually made the statement that the five of us will have to team up just to take you out.
LYNDSEY:Boy he's a piece of work.He must think his shit don't stink as well.
MATTHEW: He's a self-righteous Jackass. Murcielago, you think dredging up these historical references and little language lessons will make people think that you have class.Well there's a flaw in the slaw there "Bat-Boy" you seem to be confused,Son this match ain't for the Carolinas Championship but for the right to face off against "The Show" in a match to determine the first Carolinas Champion. The first rule about trying to make people think you're smart is to at least be able to act like you know what you're talking about, otherwise you're just talking out of your ass.
LYNDSEY:He then turns around and gets on to David Banks for talking shit? Talk about the pot calling the kettle back.
MATTHEW:Oh yeah "The Chariman" and whatever the Hell else he calls himself.That boy has more nicknames than Chad does.He had to back to a dry well and make yet another reference to you supposedly being a slut,whore,etc...designed to I guess piss me off.
LYNDSEY:Yeah those work so well.
MATTHEW:Anyway I just have one thing to say about that so-called press conference...WHAT THE (BLEEP)!? The "reporters" might as well have been reading straight from scripts. Oh and by the way Dave my name is Matthew and not Chad,just so you know.You seem to forget which Kurtis brother will be beating the Hell out of you. Oh and free feel to pretend that you did that intentionally as I know you will,because God forbide you admit to a mistake.
LYNDSEY:Cataclysm had some strong words for you too Baby.
MATTHEW:Yes he did he was respectful as first but then he put words in my mouth.I never said I would just walk in and kick his ass,because I seriously doubt it would be that easy,if it was he wouldn't be in this match.What I said is that I have kicked the asses of other martial artists before. So before you call anyone else dumb you had best check your facts first. And if I'm dumb what the Hell are you,then? Because like Bat-Boy you seem to think that this match is the actual Carolinas Championship match but it ain't. So once again before calling someone dumb make sure your own "brain-farts" don't give you away.
LYNDSEY:Well that's everyone who's mouthed off so far,what about Brian Bruno and Clint Zellor? You ain't mentioned them yet.
MATTHEW:That's right. They remain silent and there's nothing really more to say toward them for now. So get's go for that ride now.What do you say,Lynds?
LYNDSEY:Sure Matt.
(((Matthew and Lyndsey start up their motorcycles and rev the engines,which thrills their neighbors I'm sure.They ride off as the scene fades.)))