Post by Dr. Tittylover on Apr 27, 2007 16:38:48 GMT -5
Inside a dirty and unused looking gym we find The Mad Pimp Dr. Tittylover getting ready for a workout. He's dressed in gray sweat pants and a tee shirt that reads "I love me some Titties!" He's standing before a weight bench and we zoom in closer. Jesus, there's 950 pounds on the weight bar! But then again if anyone can bench this kinda weight it's the Doctor of Titty-nomics.
Tittylover: Sup n*ggas? I'm here in One Eye Willies gym gettin' my self ready for dis Tuesdays match with da Assman. Assy, I heard about you and dem kids. N*gga you needs to watch out for that shit. Look at Michael Jackson. He fooled wit kids and now he's livin' in Uganda with Kamala or some shit. But then again if you ask me I think that "da man" set his black, er, white, uh, formally black ass up for the big fall. I mean he's MJ baby! Why he wanna mess with kids when he can have all the titties he wants? He sang "PYT" n*gga! P-Y-T!!!
Tittylover sits on the edge of the weight bench and takes a couple of deep zen like breaths. He's preparing to bench press 950 pounds. Well, maybe not yet.
Tittylover: Assy, I got mad love for you. You're my n*gga and I'm sorry as a mutha f*cka that I ditched you in dat tag team match. But I gots a weakness for big fat white hoes. I can't help it n*gga. All the sexy black women are jumpin' the fence and datin' the crackers leavin' us strong black men to take what we can get. Halle Berry? datin' a cracker. Stacy Dash? That bitch MARRIED a cracker. It's a sick sick world n*gga. Anyway...What the f*ck was I talkin' 'bout? Oh yeah fat white hoes.
Tittylover stands up from the weight bench (while also pulling his underwear out of his crack). Tittylover strolls around the bench and rolls his shoulders as if he's making sure his muscles are loose enough to attempt this. It looks like the impressive display of strength will have to wait until Titty makes his point. If there is indeed one.
Tittylover: Did match between us, it's like Ali & Frazier n*gga! But when it's over, the team of Tits 'N Ass will ride again baby! Now I don't care how many fat white bitches be in the crowd at dis show, I ain't gonna run, I'm gonna stand in there and bust yo head. Not outta spite, but just to show that Dr. Tittylover is one insane mutha f*cker! After da match we can shake hands and ask REBEL to give our sexy asses a shot at the tag team titles. Imagine it...TNA holdin' gold. All da hoes will want us. We can get a tour bus and everything!
Tittylover again takes a seat at the weight bench, this time he leans back and places his ashy hand on the bar. Here it comes baby! Tittylover os going to bench press 950 pounds!
Tittylover: Anyway the point I was gonna make n*gga is that after dis match all is forgiven and forgotten. Now watch as I pump some serious ass weight and show off my man-licious pecs. I need to hurry though cause I only paid these camera guys like $150 and I dunno how much time that will....
The image instantly cuts to black cutting off Tittylover. Obviously $150 doesn't buy a lot of air time.