Post by nexusone on Jan 8, 2006 23:35:30 GMT -5
(Rex Caliber has even more stitches in his head as he boards the plane to go to Edmonton. This is the second stop en route to Canada. Since Thursday, Rex has been hit in the head several times with steel chairs and been screwed out of two championships. He has also been extremely hung over since Saturday night. All this and he has to take on the NAPW tag team champs, tomorrow night after a extremely long plane ride. Rex sits down on the plane. He is sitting down next to an elderly woman.)
Rex: Hi…How you doing?
Old Woman: Why are bleeding from your forehead?
(Rex adds another bandage to his head.)
Rex: I’d rather not discuss it right now.
Old Woman: Are you like a self mutilation type? You know one of those sickos who cuts themselves.
Rex: No…I’m a pro wrestler. I got smashed in the head with three chair shots and I don’t heal quickly.
Old Woman: Oh…How does your parents feel about all this?
Rex: I’d like to be left alone, OK?
(Rex starts to nod off when a blow to the head wakes him up. He is bleeding again from his head)
Security officer: Hello, sir you were screaming in your sleep and somehow you are bleeding in the forehead.
Rex: (groggy) I have stitches they must re-opened. What was I saying in my sleep?
Old Woman: You started yelling about killing The Mayor of Edmonton and I then hit you because you scared me. Sorry..
(Rex checks his head and sees his hand covered in blood)
Rex: What the hell did you hit me with, a damn brick…Christ lady…
Old Lady: It happens to be my change purse and I had a lot of coins today.
(The security move him to and empty part of the plane so he won’t gross out the rest of the passengers.)
Security Officer: I can have them stop the plane if you need medical help.
Rex: It’s just a flesh wound I’m not in pain.
(Rex falls asleep and a several hours later is woke up and they have finally made it to Edmonton. Rex leaves the plane to meet his head bartender who is driving him the short distance to the bar.)
Rex: Where the hell is she…
(Just then he sees a few fans of his who are part of the Freaks of Nature cheering section at the NAIT Athletic Center.)
Fan 1: Hello Rex…You got robbed Thursday..
Fan 2: Yeah.. I can’t wait till tomorrow night. What are you going to do to Fleming?
Rex: Me and Static will have a discussion with him to make sure he doesn’t cost us any more gold. Beyond that we’re all going to be celebrating a tag team title victory at my bar tomorrow night.
(A pink Honda Civic pulls up and Rex gets in after signing autographs for his Freaks.)
Rex: Hey babe… How’s things at my Club??
Bartender Sandy: Well, we are still trying to get the pee smell out of the carpet.
Rex: WHO THE HELL PEED IN MY FLOOR?
(Sandy disgustingly looks over at Rex.)
Sandy: You did.
(Rex looks at her with an embarrassed look on his face. This is one of the worst weeks of his life. Thank God for Mondays!!)
Rex: Hi…How you doing?
Old Woman: Why are bleeding from your forehead?
(Rex adds another bandage to his head.)
Rex: I’d rather not discuss it right now.
Old Woman: Are you like a self mutilation type? You know one of those sickos who cuts themselves.
Rex: No…I’m a pro wrestler. I got smashed in the head with three chair shots and I don’t heal quickly.
Old Woman: Oh…How does your parents feel about all this?
Rex: I’d like to be left alone, OK?
(Rex starts to nod off when a blow to the head wakes him up. He is bleeding again from his head)
Security officer: Hello, sir you were screaming in your sleep and somehow you are bleeding in the forehead.
Rex: (groggy) I have stitches they must re-opened. What was I saying in my sleep?
Old Woman: You started yelling about killing The Mayor of Edmonton and I then hit you because you scared me. Sorry..
(Rex checks his head and sees his hand covered in blood)
Rex: What the hell did you hit me with, a damn brick…Christ lady…
Old Lady: It happens to be my change purse and I had a lot of coins today.
(The security move him to and empty part of the plane so he won’t gross out the rest of the passengers.)
Security Officer: I can have them stop the plane if you need medical help.
Rex: It’s just a flesh wound I’m not in pain.
(Rex falls asleep and a several hours later is woke up and they have finally made it to Edmonton. Rex leaves the plane to meet his head bartender who is driving him the short distance to the bar.)
Rex: Where the hell is she…
(Just then he sees a few fans of his who are part of the Freaks of Nature cheering section at the NAIT Athletic Center.)
Fan 1: Hello Rex…You got robbed Thursday..
Fan 2: Yeah.. I can’t wait till tomorrow night. What are you going to do to Fleming?
Rex: Me and Static will have a discussion with him to make sure he doesn’t cost us any more gold. Beyond that we’re all going to be celebrating a tag team title victory at my bar tomorrow night.
(A pink Honda Civic pulls up and Rex gets in after signing autographs for his Freaks.)
Rex: Hey babe… How’s things at my Club??
Bartender Sandy: Well, we are still trying to get the pee smell out of the carpet.
Rex: WHO THE HELL PEED IN MY FLOOR?
(Sandy disgustingly looks over at Rex.)
Sandy: You did.
(Rex looks at her with an embarrassed look on his face. This is one of the worst weeks of his life. Thank God for Mondays!!)