Post by The Assman on Apr 26, 2007 14:41:29 GMT -5
Fade in for a sequence from the upcoming REBEL-Pro DVD with Assman at a fan meeting with a few other REBEL stars, though, admittedly, Assman is getting the biggest swarm of fans around him. Hey, these kids just love some ass. He is wearing jeans and another of his famous black t-shirts REBEL oh so happily give him. It says, in large white writing: Asstacular! With the image of Assman performing his Assassination in the ring. He turns to the camera while continuing to sign and pose for photos. He has that big smile on his face, too.
Assman: The great thing about REBEL-Pro Wresting, is we listen to these guys, the fans. Sure, some of our wrestlers are real arses, and don't have a clue how to listen to a fan, but then we have guys like me. We listen, we work for the fans, we understand that this is all about you guys.
Gets a big pop from the crowd of fans around him and quickly poses for another photo before continuing.
Assman: The other great thing about REBEL is our events. On this DVD, you'll see the match of me vs Dr. Tittylover (another huge pop) which originally happened on Tuesday May 1st. These fans haven't seen it yet, but I can guarantee you it will be one hell of a match. No doubt expect to see some straight wrestling in this match. No gimmicks, no dirty fighting, just some straight wrestling. It'll be one on one, man on man, 1 fall for the win. And hopefully by the time we release this, the little grudge we've got worked out will be over, and Team TNA will be back in action.
Another huge pop as he shakes a fans hand.
Assman: Some things I like to promote at REBEL, are honour, pride, and trust. Its a shame Dr. Tittylover let me down on these. He left the match halfway. Deserting a partner. He lost my trust, he lost pride. He lost honour. Hopefully this match you're going to see on this DVD will show me regaining my trust, will show Tittylover gain some pride and honour by giving us a clean match. You see, that's what its all about. I don't hate this guy, far from it. I just want this match again, to reaffirm my trust for this guy. We can't be partners unless we trust each other, and have faith in what we are doing. So what you're going to watch here, this isn't a 'grudge' match. This is a 'trust' match. Hopefully bringing together a team. The Card, Ladder to Success, will hopefully be the first rung on the ladder for Team TNA. This first rung, our match, is the stepping stone for championship gold here in REBEL.
He turns to the fans, signs a few more pictures, and gives out a few t-shirts, then turns back to the camera.
Assman: So I hope you all enjoy the show, and hopefully pretty soon you'll see the return of Team TNA!
Fading out with another huge cheer from the crowd.
Assman: The great thing about REBEL-Pro Wresting, is we listen to these guys, the fans. Sure, some of our wrestlers are real arses, and don't have a clue how to listen to a fan, but then we have guys like me. We listen, we work for the fans, we understand that this is all about you guys.
Gets a big pop from the crowd of fans around him and quickly poses for another photo before continuing.
Assman: The other great thing about REBEL is our events. On this DVD, you'll see the match of me vs Dr. Tittylover (another huge pop) which originally happened on Tuesday May 1st. These fans haven't seen it yet, but I can guarantee you it will be one hell of a match. No doubt expect to see some straight wrestling in this match. No gimmicks, no dirty fighting, just some straight wrestling. It'll be one on one, man on man, 1 fall for the win. And hopefully by the time we release this, the little grudge we've got worked out will be over, and Team TNA will be back in action.
Another huge pop as he shakes a fans hand.
Assman: Some things I like to promote at REBEL, are honour, pride, and trust. Its a shame Dr. Tittylover let me down on these. He left the match halfway. Deserting a partner. He lost my trust, he lost pride. He lost honour. Hopefully this match you're going to see on this DVD will show me regaining my trust, will show Tittylover gain some pride and honour by giving us a clean match. You see, that's what its all about. I don't hate this guy, far from it. I just want this match again, to reaffirm my trust for this guy. We can't be partners unless we trust each other, and have faith in what we are doing. So what you're going to watch here, this isn't a 'grudge' match. This is a 'trust' match. Hopefully bringing together a team. The Card, Ladder to Success, will hopefully be the first rung on the ladder for Team TNA. This first rung, our match, is the stepping stone for championship gold here in REBEL.
He turns to the fans, signs a few more pictures, and gives out a few t-shirts, then turns back to the camera.
Assman: So I hope you all enjoy the show, and hopefully pretty soon you'll see the return of Team TNA!
Fading out with another huge cheer from the crowd.