Post by Celtic Assassins on Apr 26, 2007 12:46:58 GMT -5
Raleigh, North Carolina. The Celtic Assassins, "The Scottish Wrecking Machine" Al Thoes and "The Irish Adonis" Bobby O'Brady, are busy clearing litter from the side of the road. Things are not pleasant right now.
O'Brady: So. We've been getting less than a pleasant reception the last few weeks here.
Thoes: Aye.
O'Brady: Every single thing we've tried to win some affection has blown up in our faces.
Thoes: Aye.
O'Brady: So ye thought that by making a few challenges we could win some respect.
Thoes: Aye.
O'Brady: So why in the bloody hell did you challenge Caliban?
Thoes: Why did you challenge Roberts?
O'Brady: Because of the history we have with the New and Improved D-X. The fact our title win over them wasn't clean. The fact they never got a clean win over us. I figured this would be the best chance to put doubts to rest, and to help us get back on track. Plus, the way Roberts has been acting lately, there's no way people would boo us.
Thoes: You'd think so.
O'Brady: Look. Maybe we made a wee bit of hasty decision coming down here.
Thoes: No Bobby, We made the perfect decision. We needed a fresh start. And we got it. Did you really expect things to be easy down here? No. Neither did I. That's why I challenged the monster. Because if I can get by him, then nothing else can stop us. Granted, we'll look like right twits if you don't beat Roberts Tuesday night.
O'Brady: I can beat him.
Thoes: He's hungrier though. He's got something to prove. All you have is hurt feelings.
O'Brady: Did you not hear me talk about our history with D-X?
Thoes: Aye. But D-X is done brother. Roberts came down here for the same reason we did. To start again. And he's having just as bad a time as we are. Maybe even worse. At least we got a win to start things out.
O'Brady: True.
Thoes: We need to create new history. We can't just rely on our past NAPW glory to get us to the top. We're in REBEL now. Rules are different. Fans are different. The whole bloody game has changed. We need to change too.
O'Brady: You're right. We've been living in the past for too long.
Pause
O'Brady: So I suppose now would be a bad time to mention that I entered us in Tagstravaganza?
Thoes: Just keep picking up garbage Bobby.
O'Brady: I mean, we won it last year, so why not defend our title...
Thoes: One mess at a time.
They bicker as we fade to black.
O'Brady: So. We've been getting less than a pleasant reception the last few weeks here.
Thoes: Aye.
O'Brady: Every single thing we've tried to win some affection has blown up in our faces.
Thoes: Aye.
O'Brady: So ye thought that by making a few challenges we could win some respect.
Thoes: Aye.
O'Brady: So why in the bloody hell did you challenge Caliban?
Thoes: Why did you challenge Roberts?
O'Brady: Because of the history we have with the New and Improved D-X. The fact our title win over them wasn't clean. The fact they never got a clean win over us. I figured this would be the best chance to put doubts to rest, and to help us get back on track. Plus, the way Roberts has been acting lately, there's no way people would boo us.
Thoes: You'd think so.
O'Brady: Look. Maybe we made a wee bit of hasty decision coming down here.
Thoes: No Bobby, We made the perfect decision. We needed a fresh start. And we got it. Did you really expect things to be easy down here? No. Neither did I. That's why I challenged the monster. Because if I can get by him, then nothing else can stop us. Granted, we'll look like right twits if you don't beat Roberts Tuesday night.
O'Brady: I can beat him.
Thoes: He's hungrier though. He's got something to prove. All you have is hurt feelings.
O'Brady: Did you not hear me talk about our history with D-X?
Thoes: Aye. But D-X is done brother. Roberts came down here for the same reason we did. To start again. And he's having just as bad a time as we are. Maybe even worse. At least we got a win to start things out.
O'Brady: True.
Thoes: We need to create new history. We can't just rely on our past NAPW glory to get us to the top. We're in REBEL now. Rules are different. Fans are different. The whole bloody game has changed. We need to change too.
O'Brady: You're right. We've been living in the past for too long.
Pause
O'Brady: So I suppose now would be a bad time to mention that I entered us in Tagstravaganza?
Thoes: Just keep picking up garbage Bobby.
O'Brady: I mean, we won it last year, so why not defend our title...
Thoes: One mess at a time.
They bicker as we fade to black.