Post by Matthew Kurtis on Apr 26, 2007 11:03:34 GMT -5
((("The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine are sitting in the living room of the condo they share with Chad Kurtis in North Carolina.They are talking about the upcoming REBEL show "Ladder to Success" and more specifically Matthew's involvement in the six man TLC match.)))
LYNDSEY:Matthew,I still can't believe that Stone Zellor was able to beat you in your match after you kicked his ass all over the ring.
MATTHEW:The punk got very lucky I should have just put him away and not played around with him like I did. So let him gloat I'll see him again in Canada at some point. Right now I'm focused on the TLC match at "Ladder to Success".
LYNDSEY:A TLC match don't exactly favor you,Baby.This is a match more geared toward the high-flying risk takers. Oddly,though there are really none of those in this match.
MATTHEW:Well that may or may not be true. People might be surprised at what chances me and the rest of the guys in this match will take. Surprises do happen,Lynds. I mean Brian Bruno's in the match and that guy's a certified lunatic so who knows what he'll do. He might not even care about winning the match he just likes to hurt people.
LYNDSEY: What about David Banks? We know he likes to use chairs to his advantage? I mean he even calls him himself "the chairman".
MATTHEW: Usually his willingness to use a chair is an advantage but when everyone will have the same chance to use it's really no be deal. Without that advantage he's lost and he won't know what to do. Not that he don't have talent but he's forgotten how to do so when things are even.
LYNDSEY: I think you may be right Matthew. But at those two you know a little about this Cataclysm is a mystery. I don't know how he sees to wrestle in that hood he wears.
MATTHEW: I don't know and I don't care. He does seem to be a fairly tough competitor. He's a martial artist so he can't be taken lightly stupid ring attire or not. I hate all these ninja wanna-bes. But oh well won't be the first one who's ass I've kicked.
LYNDSEY: That's true. Hey next up is your old "friend" Clint Zellor. I'm thinking that his brother got all the talent in the family.
MATTHEW: Clint Zellor REBEL's bargain basement Shaft,who only thinks his a bad-ass. Stone actually has talent and heart,Clint's only lacking two of those qualities. But hey maybe he'll get lucky and his Daddy will make a surprise appearance and bring one of his signs.But of course everyone else will have tables,ladders,and chairs so maybe that wouldn't be a good thing.
LYNDSEY: Yeah it must suck to be someone who counts on the use of weapons to win when you're in a match in a match where everyone else has a weapon as well. And finally we come to the only other person who talked about the match so far and that's Murielago.
MATTHEW: Oh yeah "Bat-Boy". The man who decided to show off his intelligence by giving us a "Sesame Street" level Spanish lesson on the meaning of his name. Well gracias tu hijo de una puta,let me know if you need help translating that "Bat-Boy". So you want to make judgment calls about my potential and talent in both basketball and wrestling. I didn't realize that you were an NBA scout or even that good about evaluating wrestling talent. You've seen me wrestle what once or twice and now you're an expert? Sounds like you just spout off to hear yourself talk. You want to talk about all the courage and heart you claim to have? I'll have to see it to believe it. You want to talk about my knee problems and hint around that I'll use that as an excuse? I have had knee problems for my whole 8 year wrestling career and ain't used my knee as an excuse yet and don't plan on doing so anytime soon. As far as you're concerned the only "knee problem" I'll have is which knee to drop you across when I hit you with a back breaker. So keep talking out of your ass,Boy and be prepared to suffer the consequences.
Chad Kurtis walks into the room
CHAD:Hello Lynds,Matt.
LYNDSEY: Heya Chad how are you?
MATTHEW:What's up bro?
CHAD:Matt we need to talk about your match at "Ladder to Success."
MATTHEW:Sure Chad.
LYNDSEY:Big plans,huh?
CHAD: Something like that.
MATTHEW:Okay let's go.
(((Matthew gets up off the sofa and leaves the room with his brother.)))
LYNDSEY:Matthew,I still can't believe that Stone Zellor was able to beat you in your match after you kicked his ass all over the ring.
MATTHEW:The punk got very lucky I should have just put him away and not played around with him like I did. So let him gloat I'll see him again in Canada at some point. Right now I'm focused on the TLC match at "Ladder to Success".
LYNDSEY:A TLC match don't exactly favor you,Baby.This is a match more geared toward the high-flying risk takers. Oddly,though there are really none of those in this match.
MATTHEW:Well that may or may not be true. People might be surprised at what chances me and the rest of the guys in this match will take. Surprises do happen,Lynds. I mean Brian Bruno's in the match and that guy's a certified lunatic so who knows what he'll do. He might not even care about winning the match he just likes to hurt people.
LYNDSEY: What about David Banks? We know he likes to use chairs to his advantage? I mean he even calls him himself "the chairman".
MATTHEW: Usually his willingness to use a chair is an advantage but when everyone will have the same chance to use it's really no be deal. Without that advantage he's lost and he won't know what to do. Not that he don't have talent but he's forgotten how to do so when things are even.
LYNDSEY: I think you may be right Matthew. But at those two you know a little about this Cataclysm is a mystery. I don't know how he sees to wrestle in that hood he wears.
MATTHEW: I don't know and I don't care. He does seem to be a fairly tough competitor. He's a martial artist so he can't be taken lightly stupid ring attire or not. I hate all these ninja wanna-bes. But oh well won't be the first one who's ass I've kicked.
LYNDSEY: That's true. Hey next up is your old "friend" Clint Zellor. I'm thinking that his brother got all the talent in the family.
MATTHEW: Clint Zellor REBEL's bargain basement Shaft,who only thinks his a bad-ass. Stone actually has talent and heart,Clint's only lacking two of those qualities. But hey maybe he'll get lucky and his Daddy will make a surprise appearance and bring one of his signs.But of course everyone else will have tables,ladders,and chairs so maybe that wouldn't be a good thing.
LYNDSEY: Yeah it must suck to be someone who counts on the use of weapons to win when you're in a match in a match where everyone else has a weapon as well. And finally we come to the only other person who talked about the match so far and that's Murielago.
MATTHEW: Oh yeah "Bat-Boy". The man who decided to show off his intelligence by giving us a "Sesame Street" level Spanish lesson on the meaning of his name. Well gracias tu hijo de una puta,let me know if you need help translating that "Bat-Boy". So you want to make judgment calls about my potential and talent in both basketball and wrestling. I didn't realize that you were an NBA scout or even that good about evaluating wrestling talent. You've seen me wrestle what once or twice and now you're an expert? Sounds like you just spout off to hear yourself talk. You want to talk about all the courage and heart you claim to have? I'll have to see it to believe it. You want to talk about my knee problems and hint around that I'll use that as an excuse? I have had knee problems for my whole 8 year wrestling career and ain't used my knee as an excuse yet and don't plan on doing so anytime soon. As far as you're concerned the only "knee problem" I'll have is which knee to drop you across when I hit you with a back breaker. So keep talking out of your ass,Boy and be prepared to suffer the consequences.
Chad Kurtis walks into the room
CHAD:Hello Lynds,Matt.
LYNDSEY: Heya Chad how are you?
MATTHEW:What's up bro?
CHAD:Matt we need to talk about your match at "Ladder to Success."
MATTHEW:Sure Chad.
LYNDSEY:Big plans,huh?
CHAD: Something like that.
MATTHEW:Okay let's go.
(((Matthew gets up off the sofa and leaves the room with his brother.)))