Post by Murcielago on Apr 23, 2007 17:11:45 GMT -5
Murcielago is seen in his home, sitting on his couch bandaged up and still feeling the effects of his match with Caliban. He is holding his ribs which are bandaged up, and has an ice pack on his shoulder.
Murcielago: The match with Caliban was brutal, I suffered my first loss as a part of this organization, but I showed courage and heart. Something none of my opponents in this next match have. This next Rebel match is gonna be off the chain. We've got Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, some of the most brutal weapons in this business. This isn't going to be a tag match like most of the early TLC matches, but even more brutal because you have nobody on your side. Everybody is against each other, you may partner up with somebody for a little bit to accomplish something during the match but then it is just a matter of time before they turn on you and go after you, you know. That's why I don't partner myself with anybody, the main reason is because I don't need anybody's damn help, I'm too good. And two, because the only thought you can have is, 'When are they going to stab me in the back?'
Usually I stay using my metal baseball bat when I need to do work, but I think I might look towards something different now. I'll try and mix things up a bit.
The scene flashes to black, a light then turns on to reveal a ladder. The scene then fades back to show Murcielago.
Murcielago: The ladder, a useful tool when you need it, and I will need it in this match. It's a mighty weapon when chosen to be used as such, come May 1st, I'm going to be using as a weapon. These other dudes won't know what hit them, it will be a ladder. Yeah, yeah, David Banks has his chair, but seriously that can't compare to a ladder. Banks, he talks a lot of shit, I do too, that is one thing we have in common, but the thing that we don't have in common is the fact that I have talent and he doesn't. Also he says he has love for his fans?! What kind of bull shit is that? That man doesn't have ANY fans. Banks, I'm not afraid of you, I'll say something to your face, and unlike your previous opponents, I won't hide behind a mask.
As for my other opponents, well I have some things to say about you too. Clint Zellor, you say a bull never loses? I guess you haven't seen what they do in Spain, in Spain after just about every single bull fight the bull is killed. I am an exception, you may be asking yourself how, let me enlighten you. Murcielago means 'bat' in Spanish, but it was also the name of a bull who was not killed after a bull fight because he showed rare courage by going after 24 picadores. So just remember that, I'm the bull that doesn't get killed, however, you are.
Cataclysm. Let me give you a bit of a history lesson as well, but first let me address some things. You wear a mask, correct? You also are silent all the time, correct? You may be a good fighter, as were the Immortals. These were the BEST warriors in the Persian army, they wore masks and were completely silent, just like you. They did well, but when faced against other very strong forces they were very far from immortal. When they faced the Spartan army they were destroyed, their wicker shields and their extreme discipline were no match for the superior skill of the Spartans. I am like the Spartans, and like I just proved, you are like the "Immortals", however, you are very far from being immortal.
Matthew Kurtis, tss. What is there to say about you? All I know is this. Potential ain't shit. If you're good, you're good. If not, you just don't have talent. That is you. You failed at basketball, and you're going to fail when you enter the ring on May 1st. "Knee problems" forced you out of basketball, I think it's just because you weren't any good, well, come this TLC, you're gonna be saying that "knee problems" also forced you out of wrestling.
Brian Bruno. The sixth man in this TLC match. It seems you're a "cleanser". What kind of cleanser, toilet bowl cleanser? Dish cleanser? What? Oh, you rid the Earth of people you feel are unworthy of life, that sounds an awful lot like that movie, what was it called? SAW! And the main character Jigsaw. Sorry to tell you, but Jigsaw, you know the cleanser, he dies.People who attempt to cleanse the world never end up well. Adolf Hitler, he attempted to cleanse the world of those who he felt were undeserving of life and of those who he generally disliked. Again, sorry to break it to you, but the "cleanser" does not make it out, Hitler died on April 30, 1945, spelling the end of the Third Reich. The superior forces take down the cleanser. I am the superior force, you might be the "cleanser" but from what both history and movies tell us, they don't make it out alive.
This match is not going to be for the faint of heart, only the courageous will be able to withstand such a match. My opponents stand no chance. I have too much skill and I am too intelligent to lose this match. This TLC match is mine for the taking, so May 1st you might as well chalk up a 'W' for Murcielago.
The scene once again flashes to show the ladder in the dark room. The scene then fades out.
Murcielago: The match with Caliban was brutal, I suffered my first loss as a part of this organization, but I showed courage and heart. Something none of my opponents in this next match have. This next Rebel match is gonna be off the chain. We've got Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, some of the most brutal weapons in this business. This isn't going to be a tag match like most of the early TLC matches, but even more brutal because you have nobody on your side. Everybody is against each other, you may partner up with somebody for a little bit to accomplish something during the match but then it is just a matter of time before they turn on you and go after you, you know. That's why I don't partner myself with anybody, the main reason is because I don't need anybody's damn help, I'm too good. And two, because the only thought you can have is, 'When are they going to stab me in the back?'
Usually I stay using my metal baseball bat when I need to do work, but I think I might look towards something different now. I'll try and mix things up a bit.
The scene flashes to black, a light then turns on to reveal a ladder. The scene then fades back to show Murcielago.
Murcielago: The ladder, a useful tool when you need it, and I will need it in this match. It's a mighty weapon when chosen to be used as such, come May 1st, I'm going to be using as a weapon. These other dudes won't know what hit them, it will be a ladder. Yeah, yeah, David Banks has his chair, but seriously that can't compare to a ladder. Banks, he talks a lot of shit, I do too, that is one thing we have in common, but the thing that we don't have in common is the fact that I have talent and he doesn't. Also he says he has love for his fans?! What kind of bull shit is that? That man doesn't have ANY fans. Banks, I'm not afraid of you, I'll say something to your face, and unlike your previous opponents, I won't hide behind a mask.
As for my other opponents, well I have some things to say about you too. Clint Zellor, you say a bull never loses? I guess you haven't seen what they do in Spain, in Spain after just about every single bull fight the bull is killed. I am an exception, you may be asking yourself how, let me enlighten you. Murcielago means 'bat' in Spanish, but it was also the name of a bull who was not killed after a bull fight because he showed rare courage by going after 24 picadores. So just remember that, I'm the bull that doesn't get killed, however, you are.
Cataclysm. Let me give you a bit of a history lesson as well, but first let me address some things. You wear a mask, correct? You also are silent all the time, correct? You may be a good fighter, as were the Immortals. These were the BEST warriors in the Persian army, they wore masks and were completely silent, just like you. They did well, but when faced against other very strong forces they were very far from immortal. When they faced the Spartan army they were destroyed, their wicker shields and their extreme discipline were no match for the superior skill of the Spartans. I am like the Spartans, and like I just proved, you are like the "Immortals", however, you are very far from being immortal.
Matthew Kurtis, tss. What is there to say about you? All I know is this. Potential ain't shit. If you're good, you're good. If not, you just don't have talent. That is you. You failed at basketball, and you're going to fail when you enter the ring on May 1st. "Knee problems" forced you out of basketball, I think it's just because you weren't any good, well, come this TLC, you're gonna be saying that "knee problems" also forced you out of wrestling.
Brian Bruno. The sixth man in this TLC match. It seems you're a "cleanser". What kind of cleanser, toilet bowl cleanser? Dish cleanser? What? Oh, you rid the Earth of people you feel are unworthy of life, that sounds an awful lot like that movie, what was it called? SAW! And the main character Jigsaw. Sorry to tell you, but Jigsaw, you know the cleanser, he dies.People who attempt to cleanse the world never end up well. Adolf Hitler, he attempted to cleanse the world of those who he felt were undeserving of life and of those who he generally disliked. Again, sorry to break it to you, but the "cleanser" does not make it out, Hitler died on April 30, 1945, spelling the end of the Third Reich. The superior forces take down the cleanser. I am the superior force, you might be the "cleanser" but from what both history and movies tell us, they don't make it out alive.
This match is not going to be for the faint of heart, only the courageous will be able to withstand such a match. My opponents stand no chance. I have too much skill and I am too intelligent to lose this match. This TLC match is mine for the taking, so May 1st you might as well chalk up a 'W' for Murcielago.
The scene once again flashes to show the ladder in the dark room. The scene then fades out.