Post by Prince Darko on Apr 8, 2007 22:45:36 GMT -5
Thomas Young's Thoughts: Well this should be entertaining. Darko and I are on our way to court. This can take a turn for the better or nose dive into a pile of shit. This day couldn't any worse.
We find our duo handcuffed in the back of a police cruiser. [/u]
Thomas Young : This is it.
Prince Darko : Yeah I know.
Thomas Young : So B, isn't gonna be our lawyer.
Prince Darko : Nope
Thomas Young : What are we gonna do?
Prince Darko : Don't worry, I got this one.
The two finally pull up to the court house. That fat officer opens the door. All three of them walking into the court house.
The courtroom is filled with people, a packed house. Mr. B is found sitting in the front row, with his duffel bag. He pulls out an Arizona and a bag of chips, and gives two thumbs up for Thomas and Prince Darko[/u]
Mr. B (Whispering) GOOD LUCK!
Darko is greeted by a shove by that officer.[/u]
Prince Darko : Watch the afro!
Officer : How about you watch your life end today.
Prince Darko : How about you kiss my ass, fat boy.
Officer : You will regret those word. Mark my words.
Prince Darko (mocking) Mark my words.
The Prince and Thomas make it to their designated table, the fat officer makes it to his.[/u]
Judge : Well, The Foundation is charged with arson?
Both Thomas and Darko take double takes at the judge. It's a girl, she looks similar to Judge Judy[/u]
Thomas Young's Thoughts: You must be kidding me! That's not the one from yesterday. Damn! B, you (BLEEP)ed up big time.
Prince Darko : Your honor, is it okay if I ask one quick question.
Judge: Shoot.
Prince Darko : What happened to the other judge?
Judge: Well, he said he came across some good fortune and he decided to take a vacation.
Thomas Young's Thoughts: Brian! If I get time for this, the minute I get out, I'm going back for you.
Prince Darko : Okay. Makes sense.
Judge : From what I hear the plaintiff will be representing himself.
Officer : You heard right.
Judge : Foundation, who will be your representative?
Prince Darko : I will, your honor.
Thomas Young (Whispering) Are you sure you wanna do this?
Prince Darko (Whispering) I know what I'm doing. I saw the OJ trial and I watch Court TV all the time.
Thomas Young (Whispering) You're lying, you don't watch Court TV.
Prince Darko (Whispering) I've glanced over it a couple of times, okay?
Thomas Young (Whispering) Just don't (BLEEP) it up.
Prince Darko (Whispering) It can't get any worse then it is now.
Thomas Young (Whispering) For your sake I hope so.
Judge : Would you like to share?
Prince Darko : Me? No, sorry.
Judge : Then shut up!
Prince Darko's Thoughts: Fake ass judge Judy. Who the hell does she think she is? Does she know who I am? She lucky she the judge. I would had messed that face up. Leave my shoe print on her face.
Thomas Young's Thoughts: Ha, Darko just got told. I guess this is only good thing that came out of today.
Officer : Your honor, I'd like to call Darko to the stand.
Darko gets out of his seat, makes his way to the seat. The bailiff confronts him with a bible. [/u]
Bailiff :You swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Prince Darko : Yes.
The Prince takes his seat, and prepares himself to get blasted by an army of questions by the officer[/u]
Officer : So, Thursday, April fifth. Where were you?
Prince Darko : I was home.
Thomas Young's Thoughts: Lie.
Officer : Is that true?
Prince Darko : It's the damn truth.
Thomas Young's Thoughts: It's the damn lie.
Officer : You lie!
Prince Darko : What proof?!
Officer : I got you on tape!
Prince Darko : Show it then!
Thomas Young's Thoughts: Darko, you idiot!
The officer goes into his brief case and takes out a video tape, he hands it over to the bailiff. The bailiff plays the tape.
The tape begins to play, it shows Darko with a gas canister in his hands. The officer signals for a pause. [/u]
Officer : Is that you?
Prince Darko : No!
Officer : He looks like you and we matched up the voice waves, it matches up with yours.
Prince Darko : Have you heard of plastic surgery? Have you heard of voice impersonation?
Officer : What does that have to do with anything?
Prince Darko : Look, I may be hated, but, people still dream about being me. Some, crazier then others. One might dream, another might be about it. Get his face surgically in sync with mine, and, he could be a gifted voice impersonator.
Officer : That's a lie.
Thomas Young's Thoughts: Actually no, I could believe that.
Officer : You're telling me someone would do the same for Mr. B and Thomas Young.
Prince Darko : Well you guys did find the Mr. B look a like that did it. Was he the real B, no. The real and innocent B is over there.
The camera flashes over to Mr.B, this time his enjoying a hot dog with the works on it. The camera flashes back to Darko. [/u]
Officer : What proof do you have?
Prince Darko : What proof do you have of that being me or Thomas. You have finger prints?
Officer : No, the fire incinerated any source of finger prints.
Prince Darko : If you ain't have finger prints, you ain't have shit.
Thomas Young's Thoughts:Johnny Cochran volume two.
Judge : Watch it! You curse again, you're out of here!
Prince Darko : I'm sorry, I just got caught up in the moment.
Officer : Dammit! I've waited seven years for this! I stood quiet and waited to strike. This accent, isn't even real. ( He drops his accent.) I followed you every where you went. Do you even know who I am?
Prince Darko : I've asked myself that question many times. You look real familar.
Officer : Do you remember Billy Smitthers?
Prince Darko : I knew you looked familar. Man, did we pick on you back in high school. Wow, you look old, what happened?
Officer : Suicide happened. I'm his dad. ( A teer runs down his eyes.) You picked on him day in and day out. I begged you to stop. You never did. So it finally got to him, he couldn't take it anymore. He jumped.
Prince Darko : Hahahahahahahaha! I always knew he was weak. Damn, I should had been there, I could had took some pictures, put it on my myspace.
Officer : See this is what I mean, you never cared. You were always a jerk.
Prince Darko : You're point is?
Officer : Why couldn't you just be nice to the boy at least once? Maybe I would still have my boy. Maybe I would still be able to play catch with my boy.
Prince Darko : He stepped on my damn shoes. He tried to cut me in the lunch line. See in middle school I was a Billy Smitthers. I was soft. I told myself I wouldn't allow this to happen in high school. First day of school, he heard a rumor about how I got beat up in middle school. He thought this would be a reenactment. He thought wrong. Now look at him. It wasn't my fault. I was the victim. I had to defend myself.
Officer : Everyday? You had to pick on him everyday? You had to embarrass him every single day of his life? He hated showing up to school, I forced him. I told him he needed to show heart.
Prince Darko : Life isn't about who has the most heart. You'll never succeed, it's the person who has no heart that always wins. Bad guys always win, period.
Officer : Well not today!
The officer goes into his brief case and takes out a handgun. [/u]
Officer : You killed my son! Now I kill you!
He points the gun straight at Darko
Prince Darko : You wouldn't do it. You have too much of heart.
Thomas Young and the bailiff then rush at the officer. The camera quickly flashes over to Mr.B[/u]
Mr. B : Oh yeah. I'm suppose to be helping out.
Mr.B drops his pizza and rushes over to the scene
Bailiff: Hold him down.
Mr. B and Thomas do as told. The Bailiff cuffs the crazed officer and places his foot on his back to make sure he's immobilized.[/u]
Judge : I hereby drop all charges. Thomas and Darko are innocent. As for you officer. I give you life for attempted murder.
The scene fades out and fades back in.
We now see The Foundation in the used 02 Tahoe.
Prince Darko: I told you not worry.
Thomas Young : I admit, I had my doubts. I thought you were going to pull a Brian and mess it all up for us.
Prince Darko : You should always know I have everything covered, regardless.
Thomas Young : Now can we finally celebrate?
Mr. B: We gotta get to REBEL. You guys have a big match for the belts, remember?
Fades [/u]
We find our duo handcuffed in the back of a police cruiser. [/u]
Thomas Young : This is it.
Prince Darko : Yeah I know.
Thomas Young : So B, isn't gonna be our lawyer.
Prince Darko : Nope
Thomas Young : What are we gonna do?
Prince Darko : Don't worry, I got this one.
The two finally pull up to the court house. That fat officer opens the door. All three of them walking into the court house.
The courtroom is filled with people, a packed house. Mr. B is found sitting in the front row, with his duffel bag. He pulls out an Arizona and a bag of chips, and gives two thumbs up for Thomas and Prince Darko[/u]
Mr. B (Whispering) GOOD LUCK!
Darko is greeted by a shove by that officer.[/u]
Prince Darko : Watch the afro!
Officer : How about you watch your life end today.
Prince Darko : How about you kiss my ass, fat boy.
Officer : You will regret those word. Mark my words.
Prince Darko (mocking) Mark my words.
The Prince and Thomas make it to their designated table, the fat officer makes it to his.[/u]
Judge : Well, The Foundation is charged with arson?
Both Thomas and Darko take double takes at the judge. It's a girl, she looks similar to Judge Judy[/u]
Thomas Young's Thoughts: You must be kidding me! That's not the one from yesterday. Damn! B, you (BLEEP)ed up big time.
Prince Darko : Your honor, is it okay if I ask one quick question.
Judge: Shoot.
Prince Darko : What happened to the other judge?
Judge: Well, he said he came across some good fortune and he decided to take a vacation.
Thomas Young's Thoughts: Brian! If I get time for this, the minute I get out, I'm going back for you.
Prince Darko : Okay. Makes sense.
Judge : From what I hear the plaintiff will be representing himself.
Officer : You heard right.
Judge : Foundation, who will be your representative?
Prince Darko : I will, your honor.
Thomas Young (Whispering) Are you sure you wanna do this?
Prince Darko (Whispering) I know what I'm doing. I saw the OJ trial and I watch Court TV all the time.
Thomas Young (Whispering) You're lying, you don't watch Court TV.
Prince Darko (Whispering) I've glanced over it a couple of times, okay?
Thomas Young (Whispering) Just don't (BLEEP) it up.
Prince Darko (Whispering) It can't get any worse then it is now.
Thomas Young (Whispering) For your sake I hope so.
Judge : Would you like to share?
Prince Darko : Me? No, sorry.
Judge : Then shut up!
Prince Darko's Thoughts: Fake ass judge Judy. Who the hell does she think she is? Does she know who I am? She lucky she the judge. I would had messed that face up. Leave my shoe print on her face.
Thomas Young's Thoughts: Ha, Darko just got told. I guess this is only good thing that came out of today.
Officer : Your honor, I'd like to call Darko to the stand.
Darko gets out of his seat, makes his way to the seat. The bailiff confronts him with a bible. [/u]
Bailiff :You swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Prince Darko : Yes.
The Prince takes his seat, and prepares himself to get blasted by an army of questions by the officer[/u]
Officer : So, Thursday, April fifth. Where were you?
Prince Darko : I was home.
Thomas Young's Thoughts: Lie.
Officer : Is that true?
Prince Darko : It's the damn truth.
Thomas Young's Thoughts: It's the damn lie.
Officer : You lie!
Prince Darko : What proof?!
Officer : I got you on tape!
Prince Darko : Show it then!
Thomas Young's Thoughts: Darko, you idiot!
The officer goes into his brief case and takes out a video tape, he hands it over to the bailiff. The bailiff plays the tape.
The tape begins to play, it shows Darko with a gas canister in his hands. The officer signals for a pause. [/u]
Officer : Is that you?
Prince Darko : No!
Officer : He looks like you and we matched up the voice waves, it matches up with yours.
Prince Darko : Have you heard of plastic surgery? Have you heard of voice impersonation?
Officer : What does that have to do with anything?
Prince Darko : Look, I may be hated, but, people still dream about being me. Some, crazier then others. One might dream, another might be about it. Get his face surgically in sync with mine, and, he could be a gifted voice impersonator.
Officer : That's a lie.
Thomas Young's Thoughts: Actually no, I could believe that.
Officer : You're telling me someone would do the same for Mr. B and Thomas Young.
Prince Darko : Well you guys did find the Mr. B look a like that did it. Was he the real B, no. The real and innocent B is over there.
The camera flashes over to Mr.B, this time his enjoying a hot dog with the works on it. The camera flashes back to Darko. [/u]
Officer : What proof do you have?
Prince Darko : What proof do you have of that being me or Thomas. You have finger prints?
Officer : No, the fire incinerated any source of finger prints.
Prince Darko : If you ain't have finger prints, you ain't have shit.
Thomas Young's Thoughts:Johnny Cochran volume two.
Judge : Watch it! You curse again, you're out of here!
Prince Darko : I'm sorry, I just got caught up in the moment.
Officer : Dammit! I've waited seven years for this! I stood quiet and waited to strike. This accent, isn't even real. ( He drops his accent.) I followed you every where you went. Do you even know who I am?
Prince Darko : I've asked myself that question many times. You look real familar.
Officer : Do you remember Billy Smitthers?
Prince Darko : I knew you looked familar. Man, did we pick on you back in high school. Wow, you look old, what happened?
Officer : Suicide happened. I'm his dad. ( A teer runs down his eyes.) You picked on him day in and day out. I begged you to stop. You never did. So it finally got to him, he couldn't take it anymore. He jumped.
Prince Darko : Hahahahahahahaha! I always knew he was weak. Damn, I should had been there, I could had took some pictures, put it on my myspace.
Officer : See this is what I mean, you never cared. You were always a jerk.
Prince Darko : You're point is?
Officer : Why couldn't you just be nice to the boy at least once? Maybe I would still have my boy. Maybe I would still be able to play catch with my boy.
Prince Darko : He stepped on my damn shoes. He tried to cut me in the lunch line. See in middle school I was a Billy Smitthers. I was soft. I told myself I wouldn't allow this to happen in high school. First day of school, he heard a rumor about how I got beat up in middle school. He thought this would be a reenactment. He thought wrong. Now look at him. It wasn't my fault. I was the victim. I had to defend myself.
Officer : Everyday? You had to pick on him everyday? You had to embarrass him every single day of his life? He hated showing up to school, I forced him. I told him he needed to show heart.
Prince Darko : Life isn't about who has the most heart. You'll never succeed, it's the person who has no heart that always wins. Bad guys always win, period.
Officer : Well not today!
The officer goes into his brief case and takes out a handgun. [/u]
Officer : You killed my son! Now I kill you!
He points the gun straight at Darko
Prince Darko : You wouldn't do it. You have too much of heart.
Thomas Young and the bailiff then rush at the officer. The camera quickly flashes over to Mr.B[/u]
Mr. B : Oh yeah. I'm suppose to be helping out.
Mr.B drops his pizza and rushes over to the scene
Bailiff: Hold him down.
Mr. B and Thomas do as told. The Bailiff cuffs the crazed officer and places his foot on his back to make sure he's immobilized.[/u]
Judge : I hereby drop all charges. Thomas and Darko are innocent. As for you officer. I give you life for attempted murder.
The scene fades out and fades back in.
We now see The Foundation in the used 02 Tahoe.
Prince Darko: I told you not worry.
Thomas Young : I admit, I had my doubts. I thought you were going to pull a Brian and mess it all up for us.
Prince Darko : You should always know I have everything covered, regardless.
Thomas Young : Now can we finally celebrate?
Mr. B: We gotta get to REBEL. You guys have a big match for the belts, remember?
Fades [/u]