Post by The Assman on Apr 7, 2007 18:13:17 GMT -5
The Assman is at a REBEL press conference and fan-meet, set up just for himself, but also so he can promote REBEL in the local area, too. He is currently signing photos for the fans, and the cameras are filming it all for later DVD's. He's come in jeans and trainers, but with a sleeveless black, now tardemark, Assman shirt - with the words "Assman Give us a WIGGLE!" with a photo of his own ass in his wrestling shorts. Another fan in the queue is excited about his turn, having a question ready for him. And he's lucky, its now his turn. The young kid walks up to The Assman, gets a photo signed and a picture taken, and then begins to talk.
Kid: Assman! Man, it's so cool to meet you! I was at the first REBEL match, it was so awesome! But... I heard about the Battle Royale, and i heard and saw what the other wrestlers have said... I know you're gonna win though... you'll totally kick their asses!
With that, the boy walks off into the rest of the crowd. And Assman feels inspired. He walks up to the desk with the microphone for the press conference section of his day... and he begins it early, making sure the local news stations and wrestling reporters hear everything he has to say. Just before he sits down though, he turns and gives the crowd a WIGGLE! To a roaring ovation and screams from the fans.
He then turns around and addresses the fans and media.
Assman: Ok, ok. Now, I know what's on all your minds. This big Battle Royale coming up. I'm in that ring with the other men. But I'm going in there to win. I respect all the others, they are all great wrestlers. But I have watched these guys for the past week. I know how they move in the ring, I know what their flaws are, I know how to take each of them down in this sort of scenario. There's been a bit of trash-talking going on.. I don't want to continue that. It seems the others mostly respect me, they know my background, although I haven't had much chance to prove myself yet in REBEL. My first ever match I personally felt I performed very well, considering the circumstances I was in. My partner in that match, Dr. Tittylover, well, no-one has seen him since that match.
Assman: But concentrating on the upcoming match, I've pouring everything I have into this. Training twice a day, every day, and watching replays of matches these other guys have been in. I'm fast, I've got skills and techniques, and more importantly, I've got you fans. You guys are what I need most.
With that, Assman gets anther standing ovation.
Assman: Ok.. I'm ready to start taking qiestions.
A tall gentlemen with a tape recorder from a local wrestling magazine stands up.
Man: Hello Mr. Trey... Reading into your past I've checked and you've never had a tag-team partner before Dr. Tittylover. Any reason for this?
Assman: As you may know, I can get intense. I come from a bare knuckle boxing background. Back from when I was 16, it was the only way I could make any money. I never had a tag-team partner in those bouts, so I never felt I could handle one in the wrestling ring. However, I've realised tag matches are as important as the singles, and whenever I'm now teamed up with a partner I make sure to know their style well. I did this with Dr. Tittylover, and I think it showed in the early stages of the match.
The man sits down, and now a woman stands up, from the local news, doing a story on REBEL-Pro.
Woman: Mr. Trey.. You've been focusing a lot on the fans recently. As I understand it you feel the fans are what you need to win the matches. Why are the fans such a boost for you?
Assman: That's a good question, Mrs...
Woman: Miss Hancock.
Assman lets out a smile with the word Miss, and gives her a wink, causing her to blush.
Assman: Well, Miss Hancock, the fans are what make wrestling. Without the fans, we are just a bunch of guys in shorts hitting at each other and bashing each other and bruising each other. The titles are what some wrestlers think it's all about, this sport. Partly it is. But its also about the fans. Its about getting these guys to enjoy themselves at a match, but also giving it your all and winning. That's what I aim to do. I am to win, but to please these guys. Thats a real win, Miss Hancock.
Another man stands up and begins a question relating to Dr. Tittylover as the camera fades black and we leave the scene.
Kid: Assman! Man, it's so cool to meet you! I was at the first REBEL match, it was so awesome! But... I heard about the Battle Royale, and i heard and saw what the other wrestlers have said... I know you're gonna win though... you'll totally kick their asses!
With that, the boy walks off into the rest of the crowd. And Assman feels inspired. He walks up to the desk with the microphone for the press conference section of his day... and he begins it early, making sure the local news stations and wrestling reporters hear everything he has to say. Just before he sits down though, he turns and gives the crowd a WIGGLE! To a roaring ovation and screams from the fans.
He then turns around and addresses the fans and media.
Assman: Ok, ok. Now, I know what's on all your minds. This big Battle Royale coming up. I'm in that ring with the other men. But I'm going in there to win. I respect all the others, they are all great wrestlers. But I have watched these guys for the past week. I know how they move in the ring, I know what their flaws are, I know how to take each of them down in this sort of scenario. There's been a bit of trash-talking going on.. I don't want to continue that. It seems the others mostly respect me, they know my background, although I haven't had much chance to prove myself yet in REBEL. My first ever match I personally felt I performed very well, considering the circumstances I was in. My partner in that match, Dr. Tittylover, well, no-one has seen him since that match.
Assman: But concentrating on the upcoming match, I've pouring everything I have into this. Training twice a day, every day, and watching replays of matches these other guys have been in. I'm fast, I've got skills and techniques, and more importantly, I've got you fans. You guys are what I need most.
With that, Assman gets anther standing ovation.
Assman: Ok.. I'm ready to start taking qiestions.
A tall gentlemen with a tape recorder from a local wrestling magazine stands up.
Man: Hello Mr. Trey... Reading into your past I've checked and you've never had a tag-team partner before Dr. Tittylover. Any reason for this?
Assman: As you may know, I can get intense. I come from a bare knuckle boxing background. Back from when I was 16, it was the only way I could make any money. I never had a tag-team partner in those bouts, so I never felt I could handle one in the wrestling ring. However, I've realised tag matches are as important as the singles, and whenever I'm now teamed up with a partner I make sure to know their style well. I did this with Dr. Tittylover, and I think it showed in the early stages of the match.
The man sits down, and now a woman stands up, from the local news, doing a story on REBEL-Pro.
Woman: Mr. Trey.. You've been focusing a lot on the fans recently. As I understand it you feel the fans are what you need to win the matches. Why are the fans such a boost for you?
Assman: That's a good question, Mrs...
Woman: Miss Hancock.
Assman lets out a smile with the word Miss, and gives her a wink, causing her to blush.
Assman: Well, Miss Hancock, the fans are what make wrestling. Without the fans, we are just a bunch of guys in shorts hitting at each other and bashing each other and bruising each other. The titles are what some wrestlers think it's all about, this sport. Partly it is. But its also about the fans. Its about getting these guys to enjoy themselves at a match, but also giving it your all and winning. That's what I aim to do. I am to win, but to please these guys. Thats a real win, Miss Hancock.
Another man stands up and begins a question relating to Dr. Tittylover as the camera fades black and we leave the scene.