Post by Prince Darko on Apr 4, 2007 12:27:38 GMT -5
Prince Darko Thoughts: A victory is a victory, regardless against who it is. It's a W for us and an L for them. Closer to the tag belts, wait, we are at the tag belts. Next week's competition, is nothing to stress about. But tonight? It's time to celebrate. Damn, it has been a while since I've drank.
The scene then opens up outside the Raleigh County Armory Civic Center. It's roughly 12 AM and there is only one car left in the parking lot...A used '02 Tahoe. The doors to the center swing open and out comes Prince Darko, Thomas Young and Mr. B.[/u]
Thomas Young: Did you see the look on Chad's face!
Prince Darko : No, I personally don't care about how he looks or at who he looks. We walked away victorious, that's all that should matter.
Thomas Young: You're just pissed because you got your teeth kicked in.
Prince Darko : Who's the reason for the victory?
Thomas Young: Last time I checked, I set Matthew up AND I got the pin.
Prince Darko : What would had happened if I never hit him with the Over and Out?
Thomas Young: Then I would of beat his ass.
Prince Darko's Thoughts: I would get into arguments with Thomas, to motivate him. Now, by pointing out all of his screw ups, they won't happen again.He knows his mistakes, he'll be on his A Game, forcing me to play at the same level. The only competition in that ring, will be me and him. What do we win? Bragging rights, of course.
Mr. B: How about we stop arguing and celebrate already!
Thomas Young: Yeah, we could do that.
They all begin to walk faster toward the Tahoe. Prince Darko yells shotgun and Mr.B throws Thomas the keys. They all get into the Tahoe and we cut to an inside view.[/u]
Thomas Young: Alright, where should we go?
Prince Darko : Wendys?
Mr. B: Man read my mind...Wait.
Thomas Young: What?
Mr. B: Are we sure North Carolina has good Wendy's? What if I find some shit in my chili?
Prince Darko : How would you tell? It's chili.
Mr. B: Thats what that one chick said. She found a finger in there.
Prince Darko : If you paid more attention, she planted the finger in there.
Mr. B: Oh, seriously? Ok then, to Wendy's!
Thomas turns and turns the car on. He puts the car into reverse and turns around to back up...Then his facial expression suddenly changes. Red and blue lights begin to flash about the scene
Prince Darko Thoughts: Damn cops, ruining a man's celebration. This better be important.
Thomas Young: (BLEEP) it! What did we do!
Mr. B: Guys! I'm not in this car!
Mr. B jumps down onto the bottom of the car and manages to fit himself under the back seat[/u]
Prince Darko: Hell is B doing!?
Thomas Young: I don't know! Look, be calm and let me do the talking.
Prince Darko: Oh the hell with that! Your not doing the talking!
Thomas Young: I'm giving you one chance. If I have to spend the night in jail. I'm gonna kill you.
A white cop shows up at the drivers window. He's roughly 5'10. He's overweight and wields a nightstick[/u]
Thomas Young: The window is broken! Go to the other side!
Thomas frustrates the cop and he waddles around the car to Darko's window[/u]
Thomas Young: (Whispers)You better not (BLEEP) this up.
Prince Darko : So what seems to be the problem officer?
Officer : (Strong southern accent) We ask the questions, okay? See I earn my living doing something real. You go out there and lie to the people. In return, they eat that shit up. It's not working on me, nope, you know why?
Prince Darko : (sarcastically) No, I don't.
Officer : Exactly, see being a wrestler doesn't come with brains. I have that.
Prince Darko : Oh really? I never knew that.
Officer : Just as I thought. Now, we have three suspects, wanted for arson. They are wrestlers, they look like you and him. And another one is bald, usually known to be hanging around you two. I guess he isn't tonight.
Prince Darko : Really?
Officer : I know you're dumb, but, this is a bit unrealistic. Are you being sarcastic?
Prince Darko :(Mocks the officer accent) Me? No? Gosh, I don't have a clue what that is. I don't even have an eju-ma-cation.
Officer : Alright! I've had enough of this bullshit! Get out of the car now! With your hands up!
Prince Darko : For what?
Officer: You and him and your bald friend committed arson.
Prince Darko: What evidence?
Officer: Come downtown with us to see.
The cop goes to open Darko's door and Thomas hits the lock button. They both being to laugh[/u]
Thomas Young: Oh damn! Sorry officer! My arm hit it!
He presses the unlock button and quickly presses the lock button[/u]
Thomas Young: Darko...I think its broken.
Officer: Haha, that's a good joke. Damn, that's a good one. That's damn original. Damn, but, seriously, get out the car. I gotta take you and him to downtown.
Thomas Young: (whispering) Look, I'm gonna unlock the door. Then your gonna open your door as fast as possible and hopefully knock out the police officer and we're gonna run.
Mr. B: (Whispering) Thomas are you stupid! Just listen to what the officer says!
They both sigh and Thomas unlocks the doors. The police officer suddenly swings the door open and slams Darko onto the ground. Thomas opens his door trying to aid his partner but is suddenly taken down by another officer who was hiding. [/u]
Officer: Go easy on the boy.
In no time, both men are handcuffed and lifted to their feet.[/u]
Prince Darko: The damn thing is on too tight. Why does Thomas get all the first class services.
Officer: Shut up! Why should you get all the first class services?
The police officers proceed to bring Thomas and Darko to a cruiser. Thomas gets put into the cruiser lightly, while Darko gets roughly tossed in.[/u]
Prince Darko: Watch the damn afro!
The police officers then get into the cruiser and proceed in bringing the duo downtown[/u]
Prince Darko: Whatever happened to reading a man his Miranda Rights?
Fade to Black[/u]
The scene then opens up outside the Raleigh County Armory Civic Center. It's roughly 12 AM and there is only one car left in the parking lot...A used '02 Tahoe. The doors to the center swing open and out comes Prince Darko, Thomas Young and Mr. B.[/u]
Thomas Young: Did you see the look on Chad's face!
Prince Darko : No, I personally don't care about how he looks or at who he looks. We walked away victorious, that's all that should matter.
Thomas Young: You're just pissed because you got your teeth kicked in.
Prince Darko : Who's the reason for the victory?
Thomas Young: Last time I checked, I set Matthew up AND I got the pin.
Prince Darko : What would had happened if I never hit him with the Over and Out?
Thomas Young: Then I would of beat his ass.
Prince Darko's Thoughts: I would get into arguments with Thomas, to motivate him. Now, by pointing out all of his screw ups, they won't happen again.He knows his mistakes, he'll be on his A Game, forcing me to play at the same level. The only competition in that ring, will be me and him. What do we win? Bragging rights, of course.
Mr. B: How about we stop arguing and celebrate already!
Thomas Young: Yeah, we could do that.
They all begin to walk faster toward the Tahoe. Prince Darko yells shotgun and Mr.B throws Thomas the keys. They all get into the Tahoe and we cut to an inside view.[/u]
Thomas Young: Alright, where should we go?
Prince Darko : Wendys?
Mr. B: Man read my mind...Wait.
Thomas Young: What?
Mr. B: Are we sure North Carolina has good Wendy's? What if I find some shit in my chili?
Prince Darko : How would you tell? It's chili.
Mr. B: Thats what that one chick said. She found a finger in there.
Prince Darko : If you paid more attention, she planted the finger in there.
Mr. B: Oh, seriously? Ok then, to Wendy's!
Thomas turns and turns the car on. He puts the car into reverse and turns around to back up...Then his facial expression suddenly changes. Red and blue lights begin to flash about the scene
Prince Darko Thoughts: Damn cops, ruining a man's celebration. This better be important.
Thomas Young: (BLEEP) it! What did we do!
Mr. B: Guys! I'm not in this car!
Mr. B jumps down onto the bottom of the car and manages to fit himself under the back seat[/u]
Prince Darko: Hell is B doing!?
Thomas Young: I don't know! Look, be calm and let me do the talking.
Prince Darko: Oh the hell with that! Your not doing the talking!
Thomas Young: I'm giving you one chance. If I have to spend the night in jail. I'm gonna kill you.
A white cop shows up at the drivers window. He's roughly 5'10. He's overweight and wields a nightstick[/u]
Thomas Young: The window is broken! Go to the other side!
Thomas frustrates the cop and he waddles around the car to Darko's window[/u]
Thomas Young: (Whispers)You better not (BLEEP) this up.
Prince Darko : So what seems to be the problem officer?
Officer : (Strong southern accent) We ask the questions, okay? See I earn my living doing something real. You go out there and lie to the people. In return, they eat that shit up. It's not working on me, nope, you know why?
Prince Darko : (sarcastically) No, I don't.
Officer : Exactly, see being a wrestler doesn't come with brains. I have that.
Prince Darko : Oh really? I never knew that.
Officer : Just as I thought. Now, we have three suspects, wanted for arson. They are wrestlers, they look like you and him. And another one is bald, usually known to be hanging around you two. I guess he isn't tonight.
Prince Darko : Really?
Officer : I know you're dumb, but, this is a bit unrealistic. Are you being sarcastic?
Prince Darko :(Mocks the officer accent) Me? No? Gosh, I don't have a clue what that is. I don't even have an eju-ma-cation.
Officer : Alright! I've had enough of this bullshit! Get out of the car now! With your hands up!
Prince Darko : For what?
Officer: You and him and your bald friend committed arson.
Prince Darko: What evidence?
Officer: Come downtown with us to see.
The cop goes to open Darko's door and Thomas hits the lock button. They both being to laugh[/u]
Thomas Young: Oh damn! Sorry officer! My arm hit it!
He presses the unlock button and quickly presses the lock button[/u]
Thomas Young: Darko...I think its broken.
Officer: Haha, that's a good joke. Damn, that's a good one. That's damn original. Damn, but, seriously, get out the car. I gotta take you and him to downtown.
Thomas Young: (whispering) Look, I'm gonna unlock the door. Then your gonna open your door as fast as possible and hopefully knock out the police officer and we're gonna run.
Mr. B: (Whispering) Thomas are you stupid! Just listen to what the officer says!
They both sigh and Thomas unlocks the doors. The police officer suddenly swings the door open and slams Darko onto the ground. Thomas opens his door trying to aid his partner but is suddenly taken down by another officer who was hiding. [/u]
Officer: Go easy on the boy.
In no time, both men are handcuffed and lifted to their feet.[/u]
Prince Darko: The damn thing is on too tight. Why does Thomas get all the first class services.
Officer: Shut up! Why should you get all the first class services?
The police officers proceed to bring Thomas and Darko to a cruiser. Thomas gets put into the cruiser lightly, while Darko gets roughly tossed in.[/u]
Prince Darko: Watch the damn afro!
The police officers then get into the cruiser and proceed in bringing the duo downtown[/u]
Prince Darko: Whatever happened to reading a man his Miranda Rights?
Fade to Black[/u]