Post by The Assman on Apr 4, 2007 6:45:59 GMT -5
Assman is leaving the arena, and gets swarmed by a group of fans asking for autographs and screaming his name. he is wearing his trademark shorts, and a black t-shirt with "The Assman - Give us a WIGGLE!" written on it, along with a photo of his backside. He begins to sign some, and turns to the camera.
Assman: Tonight, The Celtics won. It's fine, at least I know what kind of partner I was teamed up with. They deserved the win, and The Doc deserves a 1v1 against me sometime. That is totally unacceptable what he did. There's a time for fun, but the middle of a wrestling match is definitely not the time. He needs to know a thing or two about the wrestling. Locking me up with him in a cage, 1 on 1, that'll teach him a lesson. I'd like to see him escape from that. But enough of that...
Another cheer by the crowd as they start chanting his name louder and louder, as he gives the crowd a little wiggle.
Assman: Next week, the Battle Royale. I'm going into that 110%. Modo, Zellor, Santiago, Sakai, Cataclysm, Kurtis, you guys are all great wrestlers. I've seen you wrestle, I have no false truths in my head about your lack of skill or wrestling prowess, but you don't have what makes me what I am. I have true grit, determination, skill, and tactics. But thats not what will be the main influence in the match.
He turns to the crowd and and smiles, pointing to them as he turns back to the camera, getting a huge cheer in anticipation.
Assman: Its these guys! The fans! Without them, this is nothing. So you guys next week? You may think you've got what it takes. And you know what? Maybe you have a chance. But at the end of the day, I've always won. Because of these guys. You can beat me down; take me out first; injure me; even end my career. But the fans won't desert me. There's more to wrestling than winning matches, be true to the sport, be loyal to the fans. These guys will give you the win every time.
He turns back to the fans and starts signing autographs again and posing for pictures as the shot fades to black...
Assman: Tonight, The Celtics won. It's fine, at least I know what kind of partner I was teamed up with. They deserved the win, and The Doc deserves a 1v1 against me sometime. That is totally unacceptable what he did. There's a time for fun, but the middle of a wrestling match is definitely not the time. He needs to know a thing or two about the wrestling. Locking me up with him in a cage, 1 on 1, that'll teach him a lesson. I'd like to see him escape from that. But enough of that...
Another cheer by the crowd as they start chanting his name louder and louder, as he gives the crowd a little wiggle.
Assman: Next week, the Battle Royale. I'm going into that 110%. Modo, Zellor, Santiago, Sakai, Cataclysm, Kurtis, you guys are all great wrestlers. I've seen you wrestle, I have no false truths in my head about your lack of skill or wrestling prowess, but you don't have what makes me what I am. I have true grit, determination, skill, and tactics. But thats not what will be the main influence in the match.
He turns to the crowd and and smiles, pointing to them as he turns back to the camera, getting a huge cheer in anticipation.
Assman: Its these guys! The fans! Without them, this is nothing. So you guys next week? You may think you've got what it takes. And you know what? Maybe you have a chance. But at the end of the day, I've always won. Because of these guys. You can beat me down; take me out first; injure me; even end my career. But the fans won't desert me. There's more to wrestling than winning matches, be true to the sport, be loyal to the fans. These guys will give you the win every time.
He turns back to the fans and starts signing autographs again and posing for pictures as the shot fades to black...