KYLE MUST DIE!

[Sexy Rexy [REBEL]]

(The Raleigh County Armory Civic Center is today’s location. We see Rex Caliber arrive in his limo. It’s an hour or so before the fans get let in the building, and a crowd is forming. Rex gets out of the limo, and the crowd goes wild. They have Rex signs made, and the crowd is gaining in size. Estimates would be around two hundred or so fans. Rex has on his new t shirt and black jeans. He is wearing shades, and no hat. He gets in the middle of the crowd and begins signing anything they have.)

REX: You fans are here early huh?

CROWD: YEEEAAHH!

REX: How many of you here are tired of watching the boring WWE?

CROWD: BOOOO!! Cena Sucks! (clap x 5) Cena Sucks! (clap x 5)

REX: How many of you fans here think that TNA don’t have a clue on how to put on a wrestling show?

CROWD: BOOOO!! Russo Sucks! (clap x 5)

REX: How many of you fans were sickened by seeing Vince McMahon bring back ECW only to make it a pile of shit?

CROWD: BOOOOO!!!

REX: That’s what I thought. NORTH CAROLINA... THIS ISN’T YOUR DAD’S WRESTLING!

THIS ISN’T VINCE’S WRESTLING!

THIS ISN’T A RUSSO AND JARRETT SHOW!

THIS ISN’T THE LOCAL INDY FED WHO’S WRESTLERS DOUBLE AS CONSTRUCTION WORKERS, AND JANITORS.

THIS ISN’T LIVE ON TELEVISION AND BY GOD WERE NOT ROBBING YOU OUT OF FIFTY BUCKS TO WATCH US!

CROWD: THANK YOU REX! THANK YOU REX!

REX: YOU FANS PLUNK DOWN HARD EARNED MONEY TO WATCH DAMN GOOD WRESTLING, AND TONIGHT YOU WILL FINALLY GET A LOOK AT WHAT EDMONTON HAS BEEN LOVING!

NAPW SUPERSTARS AND OTHER INDEPENDENT STARS UNITE BECAUSE

IN THE BEGINNING... GOD CREATED MAN... AND TONIGHT SOME AWESOME MEN WILL PUSH WRESTLING TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. TONIGHT WE MAKE THE USUAL HARDCORE WRESTLING LOOK SOFTCORE.

CROWD: WHOOOOO!

REX: TONIGHT REBEL PRO WRESTLING TAKES THE FIRST STEP IN BECOMING THE BEST INDEPENDENT FEDERATION IN AMERICA. THIS IS A COMPANY BUILT ON BLOOD, SWEAT AND BEER!

CROWD: HEEEELLLLL YEEEEAAAHHH!

REX: TONIGHT YOU GET TO WITNESS A HUMAN SLAUGHTER. REX CALIBER THE ONE MAN CRIMES SPREE TAKES ON KYLE ROBERTS.

(We zoom in on a sign that reads “Kyle Roberts is just another victim.” Another sign says “Kyle must BLEED”. The camera spots another... “Kyle doesn’t leave the building... unless it’s in an ambulance.”)

REX: I GOT TO DO SOME TV STUFF, BUT I GOT A WAY FOR YOU TO KILL TIME... I GOT SOME SHIRTS I’M SELLING AT THE LIMO, CHEAPER THAN YOU’LL GET INSIDE!

(The crowd starts buying shirts from the limo driver. Rex gets in promo mode.)

REX: Kyle Roberts... this is a home crowd advantage. These people have listened to you babble on, and try to shit on their intelligence. These people want you to die... because of me. I have this crowd at a fever pitch... IN THE PARKING LOT! Imagine when the beers kick in, the heat of the building takes it’s toll, and this crowd gets uncomfortable. Down here it gets ugly. Then you’ll go out and insult them, in a no holds barred environment. We could have up to five hundred rabid Rex fans breathing down your throat. They might take a few shots at you too. This isn’t like the crowds in Edmonton. They are civil compared to these guys.

REX: These people have been waiting nearly seven years for some good wrestling to come to this area. They want blood, the want gore... THEY WANT ME TO (BLEEP)ING KILL YOU! The business part... the betrayal of everyone... the smirk on your face... it pales in comparison to when you shit on my match with Billy. You are entering gang territory... and behold the ring leader... the One Man Crimes Spree. I’m going to put you through so much hell. I want to tear you from limb to (BLEEP)ing limb. Kyle Roberts... these people are going to bear witness to something very rare. They will watch you cry in the middle of the ring. Through the blood, the sweat... they will see tears of pain in your eyes. You have no idea how much that match eats at me. You don’t have a (BLEEP)ing clue how much I hate hearing those questions. I got a tail gating party to host... and then I’m going to kick your ass all over the Armory.

(Rex finds a guy with another anti Kyle sign.)

“IF KYLE WINS... HE DIES!”

REX: Enough said.

(Rex gives the sign back, and goes over to the crowd.)

REX: NOW, KYLE ROBERTS BELIEVES HE IS SMARTER THAN EVERYONE. DID HE THINK OF THE HOSTILE CROWD HE IS VENTURING INTO? DOES HE RESPECT THE VOLATILE SITUATION HE IS IN? NO, HE DOESN’T. TONIGHT WE SHOW HIM HOW NORTH CAROLINA ROLLS. WE GO OUT THERE, AND MAKE DAMN SURE THAT SON OF A BITCH DOESN’T RUN, WE MAKE SURE HE CAN’T HIDE... WE MAKE SURE HE GETS THE ASS KICKING HE DESERVES.

CROWD: KILL KYLE ROBERTS!!! KILL KYLE ROBERTS!!! KYLE ROBERTS!!!

REX: HE WANTS EVERYONE TO BELIEVE THAT WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM ISN’T REAL. WELL BITCH... THIS IS DAMN REAL. THE BROKEN BONES, THE CRIMSON MASK, THE TRIP TO THE ER... ALL (BLEEP)ING REAL. TONIGHT RPW BECOMES THE NEXT BIG THING IN WRESTLING. IT WILL BE LEAD BY THE CAROLINA BORN, CAROLINA BRED... ASS KICKING MACHINE, FUELED ON TEQUILA AND CHICKEN, BABY! EVERYONE CALL YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, HELL CALL PEOPLE YOU DON’T LIKE... GET EVERYONE TO THIS ARMORY TONIGHT. WHY? BECAUSE IT’S RARE TO SEE WRESTLING LIKE THIS. AND BECAUSE... TONIGHT WE WATCH

KYLE ROBERTS....

DIE!

(Rex gets with his driver and they bring the very few shirts remaining inside the Armory.)

DRIVER:: What the hell was that?

REX: That was me selling tickets. That’s why I’m here... and everyone loves to watch a no good bastard get what he deserves.

DRIVER: What happens if the crowd takes you... well serious.

(Rex smiles real big.)

REX: Then Kyle Roberts... might die.

(The camera looks back outside to the crowd going crazy with a “Kill Kyle” chant. They are wearing the Rex shirts, and look like a mob scene. Rex walks back out.)

REX: WHAT THREE LETTERS WILL YOU BE CHANTING AT THE END OF THE NIGHT?

CROWD: R...P...W..

RPW...

RPW...

RPW!!

(Fade to black.)