Post by Matthew Kurtis on Apr 1, 2007 16:36:46 GMT -5
(((The scene opens up to what looks a very expensive Church altar/pulpit area and standing behind the pulpit is the "preacher". The "preacher" looks a lot like Father Mulchay from the TV series M*A*S*H,but instead of army fatigues he is wearing a shiny silver suit,matching tie and shoes,and a black silk shirt. He is bedecked in gold jewelery. He steps up to the pulpit and starts to "preach" and he sounds a lot like Brother Love or Dusty Rhodes,take your pick...)))
"PREACHER": Hello frrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeennnnnnnndddddddsssss...this is the right reverend I.B. Aschyster coming to you today as always from the First Reformed Pentecostal Methodist Baptist Church of Jesus Christ Superstar and toooooddddddaaayyyy I'm going to speak about ffffffffaaaaaalllllsssssseeeee religions. LLLLLLLLiiiikkkkkkkeeeee the one that was started by the Foundation. It is a religion based on petty jealousy,feelings of inferiority,deceit,and broken promis....
(((The "preacher" stops mid sentence as "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis walks to the pulpit.He is followed closely by "The Show" Chad Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine.)))
MATTHEW:Alright everybody just hold up!
"PREACHER":What seems to be the problem young man?
MATTHEW:Nothing preach take five.
LYNDSEY:Yeah Matt what gives?
CHAD:Why'd you stop him,bro? This promo was originally your idea. You said that making fun of their stupid quasi-religion was a great idea and me and Lyndsey agreed.I mean the preacher didn't even get to do the bit about the offering to improve the Praiseland Theme Park's log flume ride.
MATTHEW:Yeah that was a funny bit but since Tommy-Boy decided to burn down The Foundation's "temple" and all three of them decided to show how tough they were by busting up the statues they had there,it just don't make sense.
CHAD:Well you do have a point there.It does seem that they change their personalities every week. Good-to-bad-to-crazy,good-to-bad-to-crazy,good-to-bad-to-crazy.And now they're just being stupid.
MATTHEW:No they're being total and complete dumb-asses. I mean they went through all the trouble to build their "church" and then they destroy it. For what? To true to prove how evil they are? And destroying those statues i guess that was supposed to scare us?
LYNDSEY:Scare us? It makes me laugh to see how much I've already gotten under the skin of Mr.B aka the Bitch. He must not be real secure in his manhood to react like that to my saying I'll kick his ass.Oh to show his originality he made a hillbilly reference what a rapier like wit he has.
CHAD:Yeah Lyndsey you seem to have a real talent for irritating all these tough guys lately.The Foundation is trying to show how heartless and cruel they are supposed to be but personally I think they're scared they know that can't beat us.I mean if they couldn't beat us with our dysfunctional tag team partner,Nightmare back in NAPW what makes them think that it'll be any different here in REBEL when all three members of the Bluegrass Mafia are on the same page?
MATTHEW:That's right bro. I mean all these attempts at intimidation are wasted on us.You'd think by now people would learn that The Bluegrass Mafia is just too hard headed to be scared off by anyone.I've stood toe-to-toe with Krenshov and Hell Lyndsey even gone right after him, so The Foundation doesn't worry me at all.So they can burn all the buildings they and destroy all the statues they want as well,but when it comes right down to it they are just no match for us and they know it.
CHAD:Yeah listen up you pyromaniac Tin-men,no hearts get it?Anyway the Bluegrass Mafia wants to be and will be the first ever REBEL PRO Wrestling Tag Team champs and there's ain't a damn thing you can do about it. That pretty much says it all don't it,Matt? Foundation,you guys are good no doubt about it but we're better.You not facing your run-of-the-mill opponents here you're facing "The True PTP'er" and "The Big Blue Ass-Kicker" and when we're your opponents there only one outcome and that's another victory for the BGM.
MATTHEW:To put things alot more bluntly,Boys.Not only will we win the match but we're going to (BLEEP) Y'all up in the process.
(((Matthew looks at the "preacher"...)))
Matthew:Anything to add padre?
"PREACHER"(sheeplishly):Um,um...amen?
MATTHEW/CHAD/LYNDSEY:AMEN!
(O.O.C Note:"The Show"Chad Kurtis used by permission)
"PREACHER": Hello frrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeennnnnnnndddddddsssss...this is the right reverend I.B. Aschyster coming to you today as always from the First Reformed Pentecostal Methodist Baptist Church of Jesus Christ Superstar and toooooddddddaaayyyy I'm going to speak about ffffffffaaaaaalllllsssssseeeee religions. LLLLLLLLiiiikkkkkkkeeeee the one that was started by the Foundation. It is a religion based on petty jealousy,feelings of inferiority,deceit,and broken promis....
(((The "preacher" stops mid sentence as "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis walks to the pulpit.He is followed closely by "The Show" Chad Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine.)))
MATTHEW:Alright everybody just hold up!
"PREACHER":What seems to be the problem young man?
MATTHEW:Nothing preach take five.
LYNDSEY:Yeah Matt what gives?
CHAD:Why'd you stop him,bro? This promo was originally your idea. You said that making fun of their stupid quasi-religion was a great idea and me and Lyndsey agreed.I mean the preacher didn't even get to do the bit about the offering to improve the Praiseland Theme Park's log flume ride.
MATTHEW:Yeah that was a funny bit but since Tommy-Boy decided to burn down The Foundation's "temple" and all three of them decided to show how tough they were by busting up the statues they had there,it just don't make sense.
CHAD:Well you do have a point there.It does seem that they change their personalities every week. Good-to-bad-to-crazy,good-to-bad-to-crazy,good-to-bad-to-crazy.And now they're just being stupid.
MATTHEW:No they're being total and complete dumb-asses. I mean they went through all the trouble to build their "church" and then they destroy it. For what? To true to prove how evil they are? And destroying those statues i guess that was supposed to scare us?
LYNDSEY:Scare us? It makes me laugh to see how much I've already gotten under the skin of Mr.B aka the Bitch. He must not be real secure in his manhood to react like that to my saying I'll kick his ass.Oh to show his originality he made a hillbilly reference what a rapier like wit he has.
CHAD:Yeah Lyndsey you seem to have a real talent for irritating all these tough guys lately.The Foundation is trying to show how heartless and cruel they are supposed to be but personally I think they're scared they know that can't beat us.I mean if they couldn't beat us with our dysfunctional tag team partner,Nightmare back in NAPW what makes them think that it'll be any different here in REBEL when all three members of the Bluegrass Mafia are on the same page?
MATTHEW:That's right bro. I mean all these attempts at intimidation are wasted on us.You'd think by now people would learn that The Bluegrass Mafia is just too hard headed to be scared off by anyone.I've stood toe-to-toe with Krenshov and Hell Lyndsey even gone right after him, so The Foundation doesn't worry me at all.So they can burn all the buildings they and destroy all the statues they want as well,but when it comes right down to it they are just no match for us and they know it.
CHAD:Yeah listen up you pyromaniac Tin-men,no hearts get it?Anyway the Bluegrass Mafia wants to be and will be the first ever REBEL PRO Wrestling Tag Team champs and there's ain't a damn thing you can do about it. That pretty much says it all don't it,Matt? Foundation,you guys are good no doubt about it but we're better.You not facing your run-of-the-mill opponents here you're facing "The True PTP'er" and "The Big Blue Ass-Kicker" and when we're your opponents there only one outcome and that's another victory for the BGM.
MATTHEW:To put things alot more bluntly,Boys.Not only will we win the match but we're going to (BLEEP) Y'all up in the process.
(((Matthew looks at the "preacher"...)))
Matthew:Anything to add padre?
"PREACHER"(sheeplishly):Um,um...amen?
MATTHEW/CHAD/LYNDSEY:AMEN!
(O.O.C Note:"The Show"Chad Kurtis used by permission)