Post by The Assman on Apr 1, 2007 16:09:30 GMT -5
The Assman is sat sat on a park bench, wearing his shorts and boots, and a t-shirt with the writing "Tits N' Ass" on it, a huge smile across his face.
Assman: Now, The Celtic Assassins... O'Gaydy and whoever the hell the other one is, you think you're better than me? You forget something. I'm English. I'm not from some stupid country tacked onto the great, glorious Queen's land. I'm the heart. Now, teamed with Dr. Tittylover, we're perfect. We will kick your asses any time, anywhere. For example, here in this park.
Shot switches to Assman swimming in a pool
Assman: Or here, in a pool.
Woman in bikini swims past, with a wolf whistle from Assan.
Shot changes to Assman watching a film, turning in his seat to talk to the camera
Assman: Or here, while I'm watching a film.
Final shot of Assman sat on the edge of a wrestling ring
Assman: But who cares about that. Because we can beat you in the ring. You thing I'm some kind of soft bastard? I was in unlicensed bare knuckle boxing matches since I was sixteen. And I've taught Tittylover a few of my tricks in the weeks we've been training together. So if you expect this to be an easy fight, trust me, nothing will be harder. We will become the REBEL Tag Team champions, even if it kills you.
The lights fade out
Assman: Now, The Celtic Assassins... O'Gaydy and whoever the hell the other one is, you think you're better than me? You forget something. I'm English. I'm not from some stupid country tacked onto the great, glorious Queen's land. I'm the heart. Now, teamed with Dr. Tittylover, we're perfect. We will kick your asses any time, anywhere. For example, here in this park.
Shot switches to Assman swimming in a pool
Assman: Or here, in a pool.
Woman in bikini swims past, with a wolf whistle from Assan.
Shot changes to Assman watching a film, turning in his seat to talk to the camera
Assman: Or here, while I'm watching a film.
Final shot of Assman sat on the edge of a wrestling ring
Assman: But who cares about that. Because we can beat you in the ring. You thing I'm some kind of soft bastard? I was in unlicensed bare knuckle boxing matches since I was sixteen. And I've taught Tittylover a few of my tricks in the weeks we've been training together. So if you expect this to be an easy fight, trust me, nothing will be harder. We will become the REBEL Tag Team champions, even if it kills you.
The lights fade out