Post by "The Show" Chad Kurtis on Mar 31, 2007 22:53:57 GMT -5
Scene opens at Damon's Sports bar and grill were we find "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine once again awaiting the arrival of "their partner in crime", "The Show" Chad Kurtis...
Matt: This waiting for Chad shit is getting old. I mean meeting up at Damon's was his idea. He said this is were he used to eat all the time back in college.
Lyndsey: Chill out, babe. You know that Coach Stephens enlisted Chad's help in the strength and conditioning program down at the University. Plus he is letting us crash at the condo, so we don't have to stay at a hotel when we are down in North Carolina.
Matt: That's true. We are going to make history down here in North Carolina. I mean we are going to make "Cameron Crazies" part of "The Big Blue Nation"!
"The Show" joins his "Bluegrass Mafia" partners just as Matt is in the middle of his rant...
Show: True that my brother, I mean you are going to be the one former Wildcat that the Blue Devils and Tar Heel fans go crazy about! I just can't believe we have to begin our Rebel legacy against "The Foundation". I mean hasn't this already been done?!
Matt: Yeah we have been there and done that, but look at it this way maybe this time we can make them cry a little!
Lyndsey: Matt, sometimes you can be just mean, but that's what we want to see out of you.
Show: Lyndsey is right, I love it when we see the monster in you. I want the big blue ass-kicker pissed off! But, it's like you said this foundation thing has been done. It's kind of like that Moyers kid that keep picking a fight with you back in the trailer park when you would visit. He know he was going to get his ass-whooped, but he kept coming back for more.
Matt: Yeah, I remember that little punk-ass bitch. I ended up having to throw him through a window before he left me alone. Maybe that what it's going to take for "The Foundation" to leave us alone. A good ol' Kentuckian ass-whoopin'!
Show: I believe that's exactly what they need, and I think "The Bluegrass Mafia" is exactly the ones to give it to them. I mean I got the look and skills that kills and you got the size and power that prevails! Damn, who would want to step in the ring against us?!
Lyndsey: I dunno someone with a death wish maybe. One thing is I am glad I am part of "The Bluegrass Mafia".
Matt: You both make a great point. I mean how do you prepare for us. We have the power and skill advantage against all who dare step in the ring against us, and starting against "The Foundation" we are going to set the standard for the tag teams of Rebel!
Show: That's right, that's right..."The Bluegrass Mafia" is in the house and we are going to take out our opponents like D-Con does a mouse!
Matt: I think you maybe trying too hard on this catchpharse thing. I mean let's just get focus on the match!
Show: The innovator of offense, the last 'Action!' hero, the true PTPer agrees that for now I have talk the talk and now it's time to walk the walk!
Lyndsey: Matt, I think what Chad is trying to say is don't worry about all the talking he does that just part of "The Show" being the show. You know and I know when it comes down to it thay he's skills in the ring speaks for themself.
Matt: I never question Chad's skills, and I may feel just a little guility that
"The Foundation" gets to be the team that we make our first statement in Rebel against. Just kidding I am going enjoy bringing the pain to "The Foundation"!
Show: I was about to say you know you don't feel any guilt about as you put it bringing the pain to "The Foundation". I mean I feel like a kid at Christmas I mean usually wrestling is all business, but in this match it's going to have a little pleasure mixed in!
Scene fades as "The Bluegrass Mafia" begins to dig into their hot wings and nachos and chill and watch the final four game.
"The Angry American" Matt Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine are used with permission.
Matt: This waiting for Chad shit is getting old. I mean meeting up at Damon's was his idea. He said this is were he used to eat all the time back in college.
Lyndsey: Chill out, babe. You know that Coach Stephens enlisted Chad's help in the strength and conditioning program down at the University. Plus he is letting us crash at the condo, so we don't have to stay at a hotel when we are down in North Carolina.
Matt: That's true. We are going to make history down here in North Carolina. I mean we are going to make "Cameron Crazies" part of "The Big Blue Nation"!
"The Show" joins his "Bluegrass Mafia" partners just as Matt is in the middle of his rant...
Show: True that my brother, I mean you are going to be the one former Wildcat that the Blue Devils and Tar Heel fans go crazy about! I just can't believe we have to begin our Rebel legacy against "The Foundation". I mean hasn't this already been done?!
Matt: Yeah we have been there and done that, but look at it this way maybe this time we can make them cry a little!
Lyndsey: Matt, sometimes you can be just mean, but that's what we want to see out of you.
Show: Lyndsey is right, I love it when we see the monster in you. I want the big blue ass-kicker pissed off! But, it's like you said this foundation thing has been done. It's kind of like that Moyers kid that keep picking a fight with you back in the trailer park when you would visit. He know he was going to get his ass-whooped, but he kept coming back for more.
Matt: Yeah, I remember that little punk-ass bitch. I ended up having to throw him through a window before he left me alone. Maybe that what it's going to take for "The Foundation" to leave us alone. A good ol' Kentuckian ass-whoopin'!
Show: I believe that's exactly what they need, and I think "The Bluegrass Mafia" is exactly the ones to give it to them. I mean I got the look and skills that kills and you got the size and power that prevails! Damn, who would want to step in the ring against us?!
Lyndsey: I dunno someone with a death wish maybe. One thing is I am glad I am part of "The Bluegrass Mafia".
Matt: You both make a great point. I mean how do you prepare for us. We have the power and skill advantage against all who dare step in the ring against us, and starting against "The Foundation" we are going to set the standard for the tag teams of Rebel!
Show: That's right, that's right..."The Bluegrass Mafia" is in the house and we are going to take out our opponents like D-Con does a mouse!
Matt: I think you maybe trying too hard on this catchpharse thing. I mean let's just get focus on the match!
Show: The innovator of offense, the last 'Action!' hero, the true PTPer agrees that for now I have talk the talk and now it's time to walk the walk!
Lyndsey: Matt, I think what Chad is trying to say is don't worry about all the talking he does that just part of "The Show" being the show. You know and I know when it comes down to it thay he's skills in the ring speaks for themself.
Matt: I never question Chad's skills, and I may feel just a little guility that
"The Foundation" gets to be the team that we make our first statement in Rebel against. Just kidding I am going enjoy bringing the pain to "The Foundation"!
Show: I was about to say you know you don't feel any guilt about as you put it bringing the pain to "The Foundation". I mean I feel like a kid at Christmas I mean usually wrestling is all business, but in this match it's going to have a little pleasure mixed in!
Scene fades as "The Bluegrass Mafia" begins to dig into their hot wings and nachos and chill and watch the final four game.
"The Angry American" Matt Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine are used with permission.