Post by Celtic Assassins on Mar 31, 2007 18:53:34 GMT -5
An unknown airport in the United States. "The Irish Adonis" Bobby O'Brady and "The Scottish Wrecking Machine" Al Thoes sit in a security cell. A Guard keeps a close eye on them Thoes looks mad. O'Brady seems mad, but he's coughing so much, that might be the reason he's angry... who knows.
Wait, maybe if we listen in we can find out. We'll just have to be real quiet about it...
O'Brady: You were saying about "The worst thing to happen to me this week... (coughs)
Thoes: I didn't seriously think they'd kick you off the plane for coughing too much!
O'Brady: Well, apparently they have the right to! (coughs) But I didn't know they could detain us..
Guard: You haven't been arrested. You're under quarantine until we're sure you're not going to start a pandemic in the United States. Never can trust you crazy Canuks...
O'Brady: We're not actually Canadian...
Guard: Whatever. As long as you don't cough on me, and the doctor gives you the green light, everything will be fine.
Thoes: Why am I locked up?
Guard: Guilt by association. You've been traveling with him, so it's likely that you picked up his germs. Better safe than sorry.
O'Brady: Fine. As long as we're out in time for our match..
Guard: Oh don't worry, I don't see any complications...
Cut to one of the passengers from the plane, talking to an airport official.
Woman: .. yes, all they talked about was loving "titties" and an "ass man" of some sort. And that awful coughing. It might have been some kind of terrorist code!
Cut to two other airport officials, looking over some documents.
Official #1: ... Look here. These guys were detained in Boston in December of 2006 for allegedly threatening to commit a terrorist act against The Boston Celtics. They were let go due to lack of evidence. That and their name means their Celtics who are assassins. Not that they assassinate Celtics.
Official #2: Still, a cavity search followed by a night of interrogation couldn't hurt...
Cut back to Thoes and O'Brady in their cell.
Thoes: You hear that Bobby? No forseen complications...
Fade to black. May be to be continued tomorrow... depends on work and Wrestlemania...
Wait, maybe if we listen in we can find out. We'll just have to be real quiet about it...
O'Brady: You were saying about "The worst thing to happen to me this week... (coughs)
Thoes: I didn't seriously think they'd kick you off the plane for coughing too much!
O'Brady: Well, apparently they have the right to! (coughs) But I didn't know they could detain us..
Guard: You haven't been arrested. You're under quarantine until we're sure you're not going to start a pandemic in the United States. Never can trust you crazy Canuks...
O'Brady: We're not actually Canadian...
Guard: Whatever. As long as you don't cough on me, and the doctor gives you the green light, everything will be fine.
Thoes: Why am I locked up?
Guard: Guilt by association. You've been traveling with him, so it's likely that you picked up his germs. Better safe than sorry.
O'Brady: Fine. As long as we're out in time for our match..
Guard: Oh don't worry, I don't see any complications...
Cut to one of the passengers from the plane, talking to an airport official.
Woman: .. yes, all they talked about was loving "titties" and an "ass man" of some sort. And that awful coughing. It might have been some kind of terrorist code!
Cut to two other airport officials, looking over some documents.
Official #1: ... Look here. These guys were detained in Boston in December of 2006 for allegedly threatening to commit a terrorist act against The Boston Celtics. They were let go due to lack of evidence. That and their name means their Celtics who are assassins. Not that they assassinate Celtics.
Official #2: Still, a cavity search followed by a night of interrogation couldn't hurt...
Cut back to Thoes and O'Brady in their cell.
Thoes: You hear that Bobby? No forseen complications...
Fade to black. May be to be continued tomorrow... depends on work and Wrestlemania...