Post by Celtic Assassins on Mar 31, 2007 11:24:32 GMT -5
The Celtic Assassins have arrived in REBEL PRO!! Well, not yet. They're on a plane from Toronto, having finally gotten some visa issues worked out. Plus there was some unpleasantness at the main gate when they tried to board with too much carry on luggage. And don't get me started on Bobby O'Brady's little fit over not being able to take his cough medicine on board. It's medicine! Why can't he... oh right, The Assassins are on their way to their very first match in REBEL PRO. Are they ready? ...
O'Brady: (coughing) I'm not going to be able to get any bleedin' sleep now thanks to that bint...
Al Thoes: Rules are rules Bobby, let it go. Once we get to Carolina you can get a new bottle. You'll be fine for Tuesday.
O'Brady: Really? Because I think we may not. We have to start all over again! Sure, there'll be enough people there who know our history, our title reign in NAPW, our climb to the top. But we have to start all over again.
Thoes: You said that already.
O'Brady: I mean, look at our opponents! Dr. Tittylover! How can I build up bloodlust against a man who is so hard to hate? Someone we can all relate to? I mean, who doesn't love titties?
Thoes: Gay men?
O'Brady: I hear they love em more. They even get allowed to feel em. Some kind of trust thing women have for ...
They notice the horrified looks from other passengers, so they move on to a different topic.
Thoes: And what about his partner? "The Assman"?
More horrified looks from passengers. One woman takes her children and moves a few rows up.
O'Brady: How are we supposed to prepare when we can't even say our opponent's names in a public place? We could be in trouble here. Next thing you know, we'll be back under masks...
Thoes: (under his breath) Shut up!...
O'Brady: I mean forced away from any wrestling ring for months while two impostors with similar styles take our place. We can't let that happen!
Thoes: Easy Bobby. New rules. New home. New opponents. But this time we come in as the established veterans. This time we don't have as far to climb. We have new fans to win over, true, but most of the painful lessons are far behind us. Now just try to relax.
O'Brady: (going into a coughing fit) Still wish I could have brought my Nyquil...
Thoes: Oh Bobby, if that's the worst thing that happens to you this week, count yourself lucky...
Heh. Al probably shouldn't have said that...
To be continued...
O'Brady: (coughing) I'm not going to be able to get any bleedin' sleep now thanks to that bint...
Al Thoes: Rules are rules Bobby, let it go. Once we get to Carolina you can get a new bottle. You'll be fine for Tuesday.
O'Brady: Really? Because I think we may not. We have to start all over again! Sure, there'll be enough people there who know our history, our title reign in NAPW, our climb to the top. But we have to start all over again.
Thoes: You said that already.
O'Brady: I mean, look at our opponents! Dr. Tittylover! How can I build up bloodlust against a man who is so hard to hate? Someone we can all relate to? I mean, who doesn't love titties?
Thoes: Gay men?
O'Brady: I hear they love em more. They even get allowed to feel em. Some kind of trust thing women have for ...
They notice the horrified looks from other passengers, so they move on to a different topic.
Thoes: And what about his partner? "The Assman"?
More horrified looks from passengers. One woman takes her children and moves a few rows up.
O'Brady: How are we supposed to prepare when we can't even say our opponent's names in a public place? We could be in trouble here. Next thing you know, we'll be back under masks...
Thoes: (under his breath) Shut up!...
O'Brady: I mean forced away from any wrestling ring for months while two impostors with similar styles take our place. We can't let that happen!
Thoes: Easy Bobby. New rules. New home. New opponents. But this time we come in as the established veterans. This time we don't have as far to climb. We have new fans to win over, true, but most of the painful lessons are far behind us. Now just try to relax.
O'Brady: (going into a coughing fit) Still wish I could have brought my Nyquil...
Thoes: Oh Bobby, if that's the worst thing that happens to you this week, count yourself lucky...
Heh. Al probably shouldn't have said that...
To be continued...