Post by Matthew Kurtis on Mar 30, 2007 20:53:07 GMT -5
(((The scene opens and we find "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine sitting at a table at the Magnolia Grill in Durham,North Carolina awaiting the arrival of "The Show" Chad Kurtis. As they sit drinking sweet tea they discuss the upcoming first REBEL PRO WRESTLING show...)))
MATTHEW:What the Hell is taking Chad so long. I guess that when they give someone the Billy Bubb Award for Coaching Excellence they don't have a time limit for their acceptance speech.
LYNDSEY:Chill out Baby,this is a big deal for coach Clar Anderson.At least one of you guy's former coaches is having a good week.
MATTHEW:Very cute Lynds. I'm guessing you're referring to Tubby Smith "resigning" from UK and going to Minnesota. What a chicken-shit move that was but maybe it'll work out better in the long run for everyone.
LYNDSEY:Maybe you're right Matt. Hey there's Chad now.
((("The Show" Chad Kurtis struts through the restaurant,carrying a bag from a local airbrush place and walks over to where his brother and Lyndsey are waiting and has a seat. The waitress comes over and Chad orders an unsweet iced tea and the server leaves to get it.)))
CHAD:Been waiting long?
LYNDSEY: Not too long how was the ceremony?
CHAD: Kind of slow actually.That got me thinking though.
MATTHEW:This is going somewhere ain't it,bro?
CHAD:Yes it is see I've been thinking about our stable name. I mean "TEAM KURTIS" it's just so bland. I mean it works but we need something exciting,something sexy,besides Lyndsey,something krunk.
MATTHEW:Krunk?
CHAD:Yeah and I have working on a new name for us.I think I have it are you ready to hear my idea?
MATTHEW:Yeah get on with it.
LYNDSEY:He's right though a catchier name would be cool.Something to good along with you guys' skill to make you stand out.
MATTHEW:Okay Chad, shoot. What's your idea for our new name.
CHAD:Okay "The PTPer, the Last Action! Hero,the Show" Chad Kurtis proudly presents the end of the Team Kurtis era and the beginning of THE BLUEGRASS MAFIA era.
(((Chad pauses and reaches into the bag he was carrying and pulls out t-shirts for him and Matthew and a baby-doll shirt for Lyndsey.The shirts are midnight blue with the name "Bluegrass Mafia" and twin crossed Tommy Guns airbrushed on them in silver.)))
CHAD:Like them? The shirts are only prototypes.I have an graphic artist friend working on a better design. But I had several of these made up.
MATTHEW:Chad I think you've been watching Trick My Truck too much lately but I do like the name. I have also just realized that you and Lyndsey have been planning this for a little while haven't you? And don't try to lie.
LYNDSEY:Yeah we have been that's why I had that one shirt made.
MATTHEW:Okay now that we have a new name let's get down to business.How are we beat the Hell out of the Foundation. Damn we can't get away from them. Ever since before Cold Snap over in NAPW they've been a thorn in our sides or uneasy allies and sometimes both.
CHAD:I knew you'd come back around to the match. I guess you ain't called the "Big Blue Ass-Kicker" for nothing,huh? Well as far as wrestling and the power game we have it all over them but all the tactics they like to use are fair game here in REBEL. You know jumping people from behind, doubling teaming,using weapons etc. And they think that gives them an advantage, but they are sadly mistaken.
MATTHEW:No shit,Chad,because if it legal for them it legal for us.So it's no advantage except for us I mean if they're under the impression that I'm a nice guy they are very sadly mistaken. I can and will fight as dirty as anyone and considering you grew up idolizing Ric Flair "the dirtiest player in the game" you can fight that way too.
LYNDSEY: And if their manager/boyfriend Mr. B,I wonder if the B stands for bitch?Anyway if he tries to get involved well then I'll just have to kick his ass.
CHAD:And unlike Jeff James and Dio Muerte we know what's coming so we will be on the look out for The Foundation. I mean I know first hand the wrath of the Foundation, remember they tried to put me out but they failed. I mean they need to learn you don't hunt what you can't kill.
MATTHEW:That's good advice Chad not that those dumb-asses will listen to it. They have too high an opinion of themselves and their skills. But against us they will come up short.
CHAD:That's a guarantee Matt.The era of REBEL PRO WRESTLING and The Bluegrass Mafia begins April 3,2007 and if people don't like it they can kiss our "Southern Ass"!
MATTHEW: Kiss our Southern ass?
CHAD:Okay,okay so I'm still trying out catch phases.
(((Matthew rolls his eyes as the server returns to the table and The Bluegrass Mafia order their food.And the scene fades.)))
This roleplay was co-written by "The Show" Chad Kurtis
MATTHEW:What the Hell is taking Chad so long. I guess that when they give someone the Billy Bubb Award for Coaching Excellence they don't have a time limit for their acceptance speech.
LYNDSEY:Chill out Baby,this is a big deal for coach Clar Anderson.At least one of you guy's former coaches is having a good week.
MATTHEW:Very cute Lynds. I'm guessing you're referring to Tubby Smith "resigning" from UK and going to Minnesota. What a chicken-shit move that was but maybe it'll work out better in the long run for everyone.
LYNDSEY:Maybe you're right Matt. Hey there's Chad now.
((("The Show" Chad Kurtis struts through the restaurant,carrying a bag from a local airbrush place and walks over to where his brother and Lyndsey are waiting and has a seat. The waitress comes over and Chad orders an unsweet iced tea and the server leaves to get it.)))
CHAD:Been waiting long?
LYNDSEY: Not too long how was the ceremony?
CHAD: Kind of slow actually.That got me thinking though.
MATTHEW:This is going somewhere ain't it,bro?
CHAD:Yes it is see I've been thinking about our stable name. I mean "TEAM KURTIS" it's just so bland. I mean it works but we need something exciting,something sexy,besides Lyndsey,something krunk.
MATTHEW:Krunk?
CHAD:Yeah and I have working on a new name for us.I think I have it are you ready to hear my idea?
MATTHEW:Yeah get on with it.
LYNDSEY:He's right though a catchier name would be cool.Something to good along with you guys' skill to make you stand out.
MATTHEW:Okay Chad, shoot. What's your idea for our new name.
CHAD:Okay "The PTPer, the Last Action! Hero,the Show" Chad Kurtis proudly presents the end of the Team Kurtis era and the beginning of THE BLUEGRASS MAFIA era.
(((Chad pauses and reaches into the bag he was carrying and pulls out t-shirts for him and Matthew and a baby-doll shirt for Lyndsey.The shirts are midnight blue with the name "Bluegrass Mafia" and twin crossed Tommy Guns airbrushed on them in silver.)))
CHAD:Like them? The shirts are only prototypes.I have an graphic artist friend working on a better design. But I had several of these made up.
MATTHEW:Chad I think you've been watching Trick My Truck too much lately but I do like the name. I have also just realized that you and Lyndsey have been planning this for a little while haven't you? And don't try to lie.
LYNDSEY:Yeah we have been that's why I had that one shirt made.
MATTHEW:Okay now that we have a new name let's get down to business.How are we beat the Hell out of the Foundation. Damn we can't get away from them. Ever since before Cold Snap over in NAPW they've been a thorn in our sides or uneasy allies and sometimes both.
CHAD:I knew you'd come back around to the match. I guess you ain't called the "Big Blue Ass-Kicker" for nothing,huh? Well as far as wrestling and the power game we have it all over them but all the tactics they like to use are fair game here in REBEL. You know jumping people from behind, doubling teaming,using weapons etc. And they think that gives them an advantage, but they are sadly mistaken.
MATTHEW:No shit,Chad,because if it legal for them it legal for us.So it's no advantage except for us I mean if they're under the impression that I'm a nice guy they are very sadly mistaken. I can and will fight as dirty as anyone and considering you grew up idolizing Ric Flair "the dirtiest player in the game" you can fight that way too.
LYNDSEY: And if their manager/boyfriend Mr. B,I wonder if the B stands for bitch?Anyway if he tries to get involved well then I'll just have to kick his ass.
CHAD:And unlike Jeff James and Dio Muerte we know what's coming so we will be on the look out for The Foundation. I mean I know first hand the wrath of the Foundation, remember they tried to put me out but they failed. I mean they need to learn you don't hunt what you can't kill.
MATTHEW:That's good advice Chad not that those dumb-asses will listen to it. They have too high an opinion of themselves and their skills. But against us they will come up short.
CHAD:That's a guarantee Matt.The era of REBEL PRO WRESTLING and The Bluegrass Mafia begins April 3,2007 and if people don't like it they can kiss our "Southern Ass"!
MATTHEW: Kiss our Southern ass?
CHAD:Okay,okay so I'm still trying out catch phases.
(((Matthew rolls his eyes as the server returns to the table and The Bluegrass Mafia order their food.And the scene fades.)))
This roleplay was co-written by "The Show" Chad Kurtis