The 'WHOA! Man' Cometh Part Deux

[Modo WHOA! [REBEL]]

Alas, it has has been almost three weeks since Modo WHOA! signed his contract for REBEL Pro Wrestling and the thought of another impending debut has weighed somewhat lightly on his mind. For during those three weeks - well, sixteen days - but it'll be three weeks by the time he makes his debut. Hopefully. But in these last sixteen days, Modo WHOA! has been hard at work in Boston, Massachusetts trying to garner fan interest in another promotion. It's been a roller coaster trip, but having lost his match last night, Modo is heading to North Carolina early to try and make sure he has a place to stay ... And somewhere that'll let him play his Leonard Cohen record.

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[The scene opens in Raleigh, North Carolina where Modo WHOA! and his new friend - courtesy of the Internet - Kelly standing in front of a Cedar Point Apartment. Modo, in his skeleton mask, elbow long black gloves, a 'Goo Goo Dolls' tee shirt and a pair of black jeans can hardly be classed as an ideal roommate, but Kelly's unemployed and can't afford the rent otherwise. And he'll only be there two weeks a month but can chip in the rent every week. Perfect. Kelly however, is an ideal roommate for most men. Peroxide blonde hair, five-foot-five or thereabouts and a slim buck-twenty in weight. Thank you Jane Fonda. She's wearing a pair of skinny jeans and a sleeveless white top - but remember that Modo is the star here!]

Modo WHOA!:
Apartment 1E - I guess this is it.

Kelly:
Wow, it's a lot smaller then they said.

[And it is. One bed, one bath but with a full kitchen and separate dining room. And a darling little patio area for some barbeques later in the year]

Kelly:
Remember I get the bedroom.

Modo WHOA!:
I remember...

[The pair of them step forward towards the apartment, Modo carrying his single bag as well as Kelly's three bags as she opens the front door. Wow. There are plain white walls as far as the eye can see, but the basic amenities are already there. Score! Washer, dryer, dishwasher. And a lock on the bathroom door!]

Modo WHOA!:
This is nicer than my place in Boston. Roomy.

Kelly:
Roomy? It's so small ... And I'm going to have to decorate.

Modo WHOA!:
Sure.

Kelly:
Omigod, did they mention whether or not there's an Internet connection around here?

[Pause]

Modo WHOA!:
Wireless, I think.

Kelly:
Oh, thank God. I think I'm going to need a job just to get away from this place sometimes.

Modo WHOA!:
You could always go shopping.

[Kelly glares at her roommate]

Modo WHOA!:
No?

Kelly:
I'm dipping into my savings to afford the rent on this place ... I can't afford to do too much shopping right now.

Modo WHOA!:
My apologies, Kelly. Do you want the bags in your room?

[He says while lumbering towards the single bedroom with all four bags in tow. Modo opens the door with his left foot to reveal the rather spacious bedroom. He's thinking "damn" but that's not what he says. He's too polite for that. Instead he 'drops' Kelly's bags in one corner before re-entering the main living area]

Modo WHOA!:
That's a nice bedroom.

Kelly:
Super cool. Are you sure you're okay sleeping out here? I mean, we could get two single beds in th--

Modo WHOA!:
No, it's fine. I promise. Besides I'm only here for two weeks a month and then it's back to Boston or Pittsburgh or wherever the hell in Ontario Saints Haven is touring ... I just need somewhere to crash when I'm working for REBEL. Work Sunday, travel Monday, work Tuesday. Relax and get back to wherever I need to be by Saturday ...

Kelly:
Wow ... you call that working?

Modo WHOA!:
Well, yeah - ooh, they've got a swimming pool!

[And with that the scene comes to an end. What? Too soon?]